Cold fusion breakthrough imminent, claim scientists after examining my microwave Scientists believe they are close to unlocking cold fusion after observing me attempting to microwave frozen pizza for lunch. "We've never seen a material with such high heat resistance," said lead re[...]

If I had command-line root access to my own brain--yeah let's be honest-- I'd have bricked that thing a looong time ago.

"Traffic jam" implies the existence of other types of canned, stuck-vehicle preserves. Traffic jellies, traffic spreads, traffic preserves. What would the definition of each of these be? #🤔

$ ps | grep cthulu PID TTY TIME CMD 667 ttys000 0:01.7 /r'lyeh/house/cthulu $ kill -9 667 && sleep $UNKNOWN && cthulu #Niche-Joke

Background music: 🎵All in all it's just a- nother brick in the wall. 🎶 Fortunato: For the love of God, Montresor! Could you at least change the music? #Incorrect-quotes #Edgar-Allan-Poe #The-Cask-of-Amontillado

Five golden rings! In this economy?

Me: Sorry! I lost all sense of time. Them: Fashion too. Me: C'mon, this was on sale at Macy's...

Aliens: So this animal's name is... Me: Donkey. Aliens: Me: What? Aliens: Despite the fact that it's clearly a gorilla. Me: *shrugs* Aliens: Is it because he's wearing a necktie?

No I am not, and honestly Bloomberg? Rude!

"What's the matter babe? You've barely sat in your jair."

*Trying to impress* "Yeah, I travel with the NBA." #Japan-Stuff

! [media-1] *Casually sidles up to the donut shop* "Sooo, is there a Missus Donut?" #Japan-Stuff

Isaac Newton, overcome with a sudden urge to sing: 🎶 I think I'll try defining gravity 🎵 #🍎 #Wicked-the-Musical #Incorrect-lyrics

*Reading the iFixit Repairability Score for Humpty Dumpty* "OK, but who puts a horse in charge of a repair? What were the King's men thinking?" #🐴

Was helping out with a funeral, and we found out that you can get custom laser-engraved memorial bricks. So of course, the first joke made was to add this line to the obituary: "The family asks that in lieu of flowers, please throw memorial bricks through the following windows..."

Why would I buy a calendar when I can just look at the top comment on a music video on YouTube?

I didn't know it was possible to generate power this way. This is so cool. https://japantoday.com/category/tech/japan's-1st-osmotic-power-plant-begins-operating-in-fukuoka

I am looking for some game recommendations for a dear friend. A while back a they had a stroke, and they lost motor control in one hand. Under these conditions, games need to be ones that can be played with 1-hand using keyboard, or mouse, or single handed controller. Any recommendation[...]

This, is TREK WARS: I'm a soldier, not a diplomat. - James T. Kirk

Me: Groggy, fumbling for my phone to turn off the alarm. Message from sibling: I raised the dead! Me: ⁉️❔❓ Me: Oh right, I they're doing a first playthrough of Cultist Simulator. #Funny-way-to-wake-up-though #Video-games

Ugh my specialist upped my dosage to "normal" levels, and I feel like I've been shot with a tranquilizer dart. :neofox_flop_sleep: #ADHD

My old profile picture got sent to the abyss somehow, so here is a new one: a guardian lion from Okinawa called "Shisa."

Hey, don't worry everyone. The trail is clear. I got all the spiderwebs with my face. #Hiking

Zero… :blobfoxdealwithitfingerguns: #WAFRN #email #Sonder

Everyone has a testing environment. Some are even lucky enough to have it be separate from production. #IIIIIIIIT

Stay silly against the dying of the light :3

Thank you, Emotional Support Book, for providing ballast in my backpack today. Sorry I didn't read you.

![media-1] No, Google Translate, I don't think that's right. #Cthulu-Posting

We don't fw Twitter (federate with) #Wafrn

Wafrn does a good job of answering the question of: What if the hellsite escaped containment? Wafrn is federating with Mastadon, Lemmy, Bluesky (and probably more)! #Wafrn

What operating system are y'all using right now? Computer 🪟 🍎 🐧 🐡 Mobile 🤖 🍏 #Emoji-poll? #I'm-more-impressed-that-I-was-able-to-do-this-with-Wafrn-emojis-exclusively

*Reading the iFixit Repairability Score for Humpty Dumpty* "OK, but who puts a horse in charge of a repair? What were the King's men thinking?"

More writing exercises from Ursula K. LeGuin's "Steering the Craft." Being Gorgeous. Part two. Describe a person feeling strong emotion, making "rhythm and movement of the sentences embody or represent the physical reality you're writing about." """ A sigh is not enough. Tears and scr[...]

Technically choral music is also organ music because you're using your lungs.

Art by Ray Feibush ‘The Rings of Saturn’ by Isaac Asimov (NEL, 1974)

‘Ring of Gold’ (2024) by Steve R Dodd. Acrylics on canvas board

True story: One day I was thinking to myself that I should really get around to watching Dragonball, because I had the impression that it's one of the "must-watch animes," and somehow in my misspent youth I never got around to watching it, but I was also dreading the time-commitment it bec[...]

Sometimes I just like to let them have their peace and happiness? It may have been by accident, but there is always one version of a saved game or one watch-through where these were the stopping points: For Ori and Kuu, it's their happy reunion in the Silent Woods before their final fare[...]

Improbably Compatible #oldknees