Masturbated in the same room as my new cat for the first time

He is risen indeed

April Fool’s calls for a special hump day pic

First #scs post

I recently saw someone describe exactly how I feel about receiving unsolicited nudes: I am not against them, but can they at least be good

Where can I take a seat for hump day?

Love when cum shoots up to my shoulder but not far enough to hit the pillow

Me: tells bloomf that I will do almost anything if he calls me a good boy Bloomf: calls me good boy to push me to do something I previously said I wouldn’t Me: 😳🤔😏🫦🙂‍↕️

Just popping by to say hello

As someone who usually cums multiple times when jacking off, here are my rankings of orgasms by their typical pleasure: 1. Second cum 2. First cum 3. Third cum 4. Fourth cum 5. Diminishing returns

I said this jock made me horny

Feeling this new jockstrap

Will you all let me post this pic a day late since I technically took it on hump day?

I am not posting it, but I might have just taken my favorite n*de ever. Need to contemplate it more

Sometimes when I see a man with a really thick beard or chest hair, the only thing I can think about is him shooting a big load inside of me

There is something very comforting about being able to open my phone and see penises whenever I want

Is cumming hands free a kink?

A #fcf peekaboo

My alt based fitness goal is to lose enough weight that I like the way my stomach looks the next time I take a dildo riding video

I always take off the extra pillows on hotel beds, but they do come in handy as a replacement when you shoot cum past your head onto the one you had been using while jerking off

First hump day of 2026

New year, new me: my first #FCF

I said I wouldn’t post pictures here, so it must be a Christmas hump day miracle

We have house guests this week, and I thought I was going to get some alone time before everyone got up this morning. But I woke up to someone sleeping on the couch, and the rest of the house is basically one big room. So guess who is going to be extra horny for the holidays

I was so horny I jacked off in a work bathroom for one of only a handful of times in my ~20 years of working professionally

This was not slutty enough for an alt post, I vow to do better next time

I get the hype behind wearing a thong to the gym now, and it’s not even leg day

Had to jack off and cum three times in 30 minutes. Now I think I am finally not horny enough to go to bed

I jacked off this morning. Then an hour later, I shot all the way up to the nipple as I came hands free while kissing and riding with a fresh load inside of me