jesus christ: love thy neighbor neighbor: hello im your neighbor goodbye ill see you later

woke minecraft call it a gender dragon

detectives before pudding was invented: the proof is in the ummm... where is it umm....

i go psycho on her acoustics till she hear

ive seen so many slop videos about "vst plugins the industry is hiding from you" and its just like surge xt or sine player or analog obssession like bro nobody is hiding shit from you you are just bad at finding free vsts

travel youtubers when the country with a minimum wage of 1 cent per millennium has food that costs 2 dollars: wow tjis is so cheap

big nosed albert einstein: time is smellative

thanks guys

google fucking sucks i hate their ai so much but every other search engine is not as good as google and its making me really mad.

i dint get how people find YouTube shorts addicting because 99% of them are so annoying and loud that whenever they show up i immediately close the app and do something else

santa claus.exe: we wish you a scary christmas

labubu is dangerous watch out

theres fake gnomes out there be careful guys my friend got slimed in canada by fake gnomes

the conservative toad: this is all because of the croak left

more social media should add achievements because whenever i get an achievement on redditdotcom i immediately want to close the app and kill myself

saw a 100 dollar plugin go for free today but then i realized i had to make an accuont and download their stupid plugin manager and i no longer wanted it

tuberculosis 303

shoutout to 909 clap it is the best drum sond

its almost christmas time elves are coming out of the ground they are running away from me sorry elf i didnt mean to scare you

green aliens watching me they put cameras everywhere what do i do #helpwithaliens

im being gangstalked by red aliens

blue aliens at my home

mcdonald order a sentient happy meal happy meal: dont eat me dude me: im hungry happy meal: what the fuck dude me: im hungry me : im hungry :me im hungry me: toy

150: the end youtu.be/liWBi5_34PA

some of the greatest songs ever made dont even score above 4 stars on rym do these guys hate music or something what is wrong with them

botanica more like botanifa... rt #thisisahashtagifyoudidntknow

if the sky was a bug then this app would be called blue flies #blueflies

trying to copy and paste an image into google docs but it wont because the filetype is unsupported. the filetype is webp. the filetype made by google themselves. and their own software cant even support it. #whathtehell

they call it woke because whenever i see a gay person i go woah... (ke)

@guk make this studio ghibli

love youtube mixes

imagine if sisyphus' boulder was a cube. he would be like some sort of Squarepusher.

two birds when a one stone enters the room: gulpp.

my dad has this terrifying deep ambient ringing as his alarm sound and it scared me so bad i thought there were ghouls in my house ringing bells bro.

trying to learn openmpt but my eyes are genuinely burning looking at this pure white interface i have to take a 5 minute break every 30 minutes

like sugar on my tung tung tung your body is sahur

pulled up on the opps with the 1000 degree knife

did you guys know that frogs can jump like super high. they could probably jump over a building LOL! #frogfacts

snoop dog if he was a gardener: grow seeds everyday

thanks chatgpt

disturbing frog iceberg part 8

fl studio is the worst daw ever because when you want to search how to do something in it a billion slop videos come up that dont talk about anything related to what you wanted to do

gay people when they stub they toe: yaaaaaooooiiiii

but i want it though☹️

iam at the family reunion my skeleton cousin: you got games on yo bone

working on a gnome dating app

expert employer reacts to expert: youre hiored

day 100 celebration

ultrakill invented breakcore