my laptop is making a hissing noise whenever the fan turns on and gosh it makes me so sad

thinking about how google plus fucked up youtube comments over a decade ago and they just never recovered since

pac-man world 3 re-pac

Pair of Bitty Bugs 🔴🪽

it kind of amazes me that pac-man world 2 is like the perfect blend of Mario and Sonic. a game designed in a lab specifically for me

Luigi fortress 🔥

seems as though nintendo is under fire for their business practices lately! nintendo, here's what you can do to win back your audience: dedicated tomodachi life direct. tomorrow. price of the game announced. it's under $60. free demo. comes out after you read this post. boom. all you need

i ignored a random person's call today and they texted me this immediately after

saw this and thought “who’s Headphone Jack? do you mean Cactus Jack?”

can we start calling snacks foodslop

my tomodachi life prediction? get this. we’re going to have multiple islands. ain’t no way they’re fitting 100+ houses on one island. Prove me wrong tomorrow, Nintendo

*me adding a song to my playlist* i dont really love this one but oh well. thats future me's problem *me hearing the song come up on my playlist a month later* this song fucking sucks. who did this.

we as a society have never been able to make menu music as good as this ever again www.youtube.com/watch?v=gUMP...

making bubsy look like a schlubby dad is the most inspired choice anyone has ever made

me when im asked who ruled in the second diary of a wimpy kid book but i get the answer wrong

paying for someone to help you budget is so funny. it’s like hmmm looks like you can save more money per month by firing me, please don’t do that tho

is there any practical reason for the scrollbar snapping back up when you scroll too far down or does it just do that to annoy the hell out of you

me showing my friends what i found on wplace

namco: make a pleasant soundtrack for the world to hear and love David Logan: ok i will make the pac man world 2 soundtrack namco: good idea

good for you mario that you can jump around laughing and playing while peach is being kidnapped by a giant monster. am i the only one who cares about her safety? jesus

PAC-MAN AND PAC-DRONE ARE COMING!

*scrolling through posts* oh thats a good one. i like this one too. oh that ones great *it's my likes tab*

you people are TERRIBLE AT NOT SPOILING DONKEY KONG BANANZA!!!!

Staying at HOME and stuffing my FACE with MAC AND CHEESE should be a FULL TIME JOB! My friends--who's with me?

i had a nightmare where i posted on twitter again

when you're apartment hunting they should tell you how the tap water tastes. thats soooo important to me

cliche: i hope you die hard-hitting evil: i hope the only upload of a video game song you like is extended to 30 minutes so you cant put it in any playlists

watching bluey with my niece: me: wow uncle stripe is so cool me inside: dont compare yourself to a cartoon dog dont compare yourself to a cartoon dog

apple should be CRUCIFIED at the STEAK for the EVIL they wrought to UX design. no windows 11 i never in a million years want my entire computer to pause so i can have a "YOUR BATTERY IS LOW" notification cover my screen. i dont even want that on my phone

i miss when sonic had his eyes open. sonic tema really droped the ball they need to go back to his old model.

okay nintendo the switch 2 launch is done now tell us more about tomodachi life

sigh....pride month....*sleeps happily on my soft pillow and gets cozy under my big heavy blanket*

dreamcast mario looks like you’d see him from behind and be like “mario! so good to see you” and then he’d turn around and you’d be really embarrassed and go “oh gosh sorry i thought you were someone else…”

stop being a diddy ah blud…𝗼𝗿 𝗲𝗹𝘀𝗲.

watch out

does this really need to be a tab that pushes literally everything else to the right. like jesus youuu can shut up now

They could have kept Diddy’s mono eye, they could have separated them, but instead they took the worst of both worlds and gave us a tiny, unsightly sliver of flesh between his eyes. A strangely bad character design choice from Nintendo!

Me when I like Carol's game plan

you ever just be so unknowledgeable that when someone asks if you know something you just say "no" without thinking

phineas and ferb’s mom was gone EVERYDAY. that’s INSANE. WHAT is she so busy with. all she had to do was stay home ONE DAY and she could see the chaos her kids bring to her household

need the early days of twitter back where 30 year olds would tweet "THIRSTY!! want WATER!!" like its something the whole world needed to know

l-l-l-lava?! ch-ch-ch-chicken?!?!

every time i go back on twitter im reminded how much i hate that site now. i take bluesky for granted i think because it just feels so normal

fun fact! tails' nickname, "miles," was conceived when someone mistyped his name as "tials" (replace the t with an m and you will see)

i dont think there was anything nintendo could do to justify mario kart being the most expensive video game in history. its not a fair title for the game to live up to, but like, i dont blame the customers. nintendo should never have priced it that high

twitch neeeeds display names sooo badly. i am PUNISHED for having a username unique to my twitch account. no one knows who i am

it always bugged me that spongebob is eating blue popcorn here. popcorn is yellow. if the light is making it blue then spongebob should be blue. thats some green eggs and ham shit

gru hasn’t really been despicable for like 2 movies. they should call it despicable them

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