yeah yeah i get it. you’re a little teapot short and stout. just show me your handle so we can get out

WARNING!!!! when girls say they know ball, they actually mean Super Monkey Ball!!!

bribe month. Thgat’s right. Give me money 💰

there was a mouse at my place last night and i didnt have any mouse traps so instead i just got a huge ass tote bin and cornered it like this

guy whose username is "callmejohn" and everyone refers to them as "call"

where do all the rainbows go? #sonic

is it bad form to say i think it’s OK to be a little uncomfortable with the gameoverse character designs? i think people calling them gooner bait are lame but let’s also not pretend they weren’t designed by straight dudes for the purpose of being male gaze-y

my idea for tomodachi life is that miis should be able to suggest putting down a sign with a random phrase on it

this paint-like goop? it's icky. and you know what else? yeah--it's moving.

“im at least excited to see where this starfox 64 remake will take the franchise” says fans, unaware that the series will remake starfox 64 again in 5 years

there really needs to be a “why” option whenever your mii asks to put a flower planter in the middle of the beach. like im not saying no i just want to know your thought process

“meetup in bellabel park” is such an intimidating name. like when do you stop? meetup in bellabellabel park ❌ meetup in bellabellabellabellabellabellabellallabellabel park ❌❌ meetup in bellabel park ✅

tell those bitches on my mii's height select screen to STOP DANCING!!!! this is SERIOUS!!!!! i NEED to know how tall this guy is in comparison to all my other little guys

a mii, 15 minutes after getting into a relationship with someone: I’m thinking about proposing. me: uhhhh maybe chill out for a bit mii: Okay. Guess I’ll just fucking kill myself then. Love is for idiots anyway. God.

trying to work knowing tomodachi life came out today

im being PUNISHED for being such a good boy by being FORCED to LOOK at everyone have fun with tomodachi life BEFORE ME! i don’t have a modded switch and im gonna play the real thing in 2 days anyway…life is SO CRUEL !

you sneeze once: i say bless you you sneeze again: okay now you’re just being desperate. im not blessing you twice

"Smart UV Project" and it's the dumbest uv projection you've ever seen

dang the tomodachi life demo has you under LOCK and KEY i didn’t know giving them clothing lobotomizes them. I haven’t made a third mii yet should i just never make one??

it was inevitable

scratchU8: known for his car payments

the night smells different than the day. does anyone know what i mean

losing caller ID set us back as a society by 50 years

bluesky is so awesome because i see people elsewhere being like “im TIRED of this fandom’s DISCOURSE” and not being on twitter means i can be like “what discourse? lalala”

hi everyoinbe . a floiwer i pickjedf for you.

SONIC ADVENTURE #SonictheHedgehog #Sonic

parent looking at their child’s artwork and comparing it to their crayon drawings hung on the fridge when they were 6: idk i like your old stuff better. it was a lot more charming. idk it had more soul. like the aura was there

oh? i wasss going to sssay? it wasss ssso boring that i fell asssleep? i guessss i'm not that interested in monssster trucksss?

yuurrpp…tomodachi life is gonna be the only thing i think about for the next week

this is one of my favorite pictures. luigi’s completely blank expression alongside the over-enthusiastic text gives the same vibe as a parent who gets way too excited about something their baby is doing

im sorry…i don’t mean to charge my phone all night, it’s just…such a perfect time to…

toy story 5 ending: alright guys we're splitting up forever for real this time. woody is in australia and buzz is in switzerland. its the saddest thing youve ever seen because theyre never seeing each other ever again toy story 6: gues who's back

i think the single most exhausting thing about living in a fascist country is living in a fascist country....minnesotans dont deserve this

was late to work today because i got pulled over for having expired tabs. i need the car bubble to burst

you’ve gotta be kidding me.

people are always like “merry christmas” lol. what’s next? “happy new year?”

do you think caine tadc ever accidentally bites his eyeballs

im sick...on christmas.....

thinking i should make my twitter account private at this point…..

i have to keep reminding myself a decade ago is nearly 2016 atp and not, like, 2010

alright, that’s it. polly wants a cracker NOW.

i hate sonic but not in the lame “sonic had a rough transition to 3D” way but in the cool, suave “im intimately familiar with this children’s franchise and i don’t think its in good hands rn” kind of way

Now that December is here, the Thanksgiving embargo has been LIFTED! My friends, you are now free to discuss Christmas activities and holiday fun. 🎄🎁 🎅!

this was unfortunately me during thanksgiving

Ho, hum... What should I eat today? What should I eat....let's see. I've eaten everything in the whole world. Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!!!

me, meeting up with my friends SpongeBob and Big Guy to discuss appropriate attire for the gala we are attending: SpongeBob, Big Guy! Pants okay?

okay the Sonic DLC for pac-man world 2 is kind of insane

my favorite thing about older movies is how they'd make some of the visual effects with traditional 2D animation. seeing a live-action movie have electricity or whatever be hand-painted frame-by-frame on cels is cool as hell