alright, that’s it. polly wants a cracker NOW.

i hate sonic but not in the lame “sonic had a rough transition to 3D” way but in the cool, suave “im intimately familiar with this children’s franchise and i don’t think its in good hands rn” kind of way

Now that December is here, the Thanksgiving embargo has been LIFTED! My friends, you are now free to discuss Christmas activities and holiday fun. 🎄🎁 🎅!

this was unfortunately me during thanksgiving

Ho, hum... What should I eat today? What should I eat....let's see. I've eaten everything in the whole world. Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!!!

When I arrive at the party

me, meeting up with my friends SpongeBob and Big Guy to discuss appropriate attire for the gala we are attending: SpongeBob, Big Guy! Pants okay?

okay the Sonic DLC for pac-man world 2 is kind of insane

my favorite thing about older movies is how they'd make some of the visual effects with traditional 2D animation. seeing a live-action movie have electricity or whatever be hand-painted frame-by-frame on cels is cool as hell

gaming magazines used to be so true........

trick or treater (derogatory)

nintendo revealing an animal crossing update half a decade after launch thats big feature is almost quite literally copy+pasting the DLC into the base game is the weirdest thing EVER. being able to decorate an island with other people finally is cool tho

if leaving work means you’re “going on break” then does that mean going back to work means you’re “going on fix”

ok im happy sonic crossworlds is doing well but did yall actually play team sonic racing??? crossworlds is NOT that much better…team sonic racing was fun…the team mechanic was actually unique

covid + flu shot in the same arm

my laptop is making a hissing noise whenever the fan turns on and gosh it makes me so sad

thinking about how google plus fucked up youtube comments over a decade ago and they just never recovered since

pac-man world 3 re-pac

Pair of Bitty Bugs 🔴🪽

it kind of amazes me that pac-man world 2 is like the perfect blend of Mario and Sonic. a game designed in a lab specifically for me

Luigi fortress 🔥

seems as though nintendo is under fire for their business practices lately! nintendo, here's what you can do to win back your audience: dedicated tomodachi life direct. tomorrow. price of the game announced. it's under $60. free demo. comes out after you read this post. boom. all you need

i ignored a random person's call today and they texted me this immediately after

saw this and thought “who’s Headphone Jack? do you mean Cactus Jack?”

can we start calling snacks foodslop

my tomodachi life prediction? get this. we’re going to have multiple islands. ain’t no way they’re fitting 100+ houses on one island. Prove me wrong tomorrow, Nintendo

*me adding a song to my playlist* i dont really love this one but oh well. thats future me's problem *me hearing the song come up on my playlist a month later* this song fucking sucks. who did this.

we as a society have never been able to make menu music as good as this ever again www.youtube.com/watch?v=gUMP...

making bubsy look like a schlubby dad is the most inspired choice anyone has ever made

me when im asked who ruled in the second diary of a wimpy kid book but i get the answer wrong

paying for someone to help you budget is so funny. it’s like hmmm looks like you can save more money per month by firing me, please don’t do that tho

is there any practical reason for the scrollbar snapping back up when you scroll too far down or does it just do that to annoy the hell out of you

me showing my friends what i found on wplace

namco: make a pleasant soundtrack for the world to hear and love David Logan: ok i will make the pac man world 2 soundtrack namco: good idea

good for you mario that you can jump around laughing and playing while peach is being kidnapped by a giant monster. am i the only one who cares about her safety? jesus

PAC-MAN AND PAC-DRONE ARE COMING!

*scrolling through posts* oh thats a good one. i like this one too. oh that ones great *it's my likes tab*

you people are TERRIBLE AT NOT SPOILING DONKEY KONG BANANZA!!!!

Staying at HOME and stuffing my FACE with MAC AND CHEESE should be a FULL TIME JOB! My friends--who's with me?

i had a nightmare where i posted on twitter again

when you're apartment hunting they should tell you how the tap water tastes. thats soooo important to me

cliche: i hope you die hard-hitting evil: i hope the only upload of a video game song you like is extended to 30 minutes so you cant put it in any playlists

watching bluey with my niece: me: wow uncle stripe is so cool me inside: dont compare yourself to a cartoon dog dont compare yourself to a cartoon dog

apple should be CRUCIFIED at the STEAK for the EVIL they wrought to UX design. no windows 11 i never in a million years want my entire computer to pause so i can have a "YOUR BATTERY IS LOW" notification cover my screen. i dont even want that on my phone

i miss when sonic had his eyes open. sonic tema really droped the ball they need to go back to his old model.

okay nintendo the switch 2 launch is done now tell us more about tomodachi life

sigh....pride month....*sleeps happily on my soft pillow and gets cozy under my big heavy blanket*

dreamcast mario looks like you’d see him from behind and be like “mario! so good to see you” and then he’d turn around and you’d be really embarrassed and go “oh gosh sorry i thought you were someone else…”