Unfortunately this is an every day thing at work. 😞

Truth 😂

Just out here saving turtles before work today. 🐢

Listen, some days are better than others.

I just…want to walk out today. 😞

The Horror! The unmitigated gall!!

I’ve officially lost 20 pounds. Not at my goal weight yet. But I have a reason to smile today. 🥹

Not a great photo but her sticker says “Fueled by anxiety”. Same girl. I could see us being friends. 😂

Sooooo you’re just going to sit on her like that!?

Hear me out, what if I changed my name to Hallowmeme Queen? 🤣🤣🤣

Pools are perfect for holding water.

His fur is the same color as my hair. 😂

36 degrees and snowing today. Mind you, it was 70 degrees 3 days ago. New England 🤬

I’m telling you right now, this is exactly me before I have to go to work. 😂😂😂

Oh good, here comes the pre-Monday anxiety. 😬

Now, where did that third chin come from?

Life Update:

😂😂😂

Can we just take a moment to appreciate his triangular foundation? 🥹🥹🥹

I am absolutely dreading work tomorrow. 😣😣😣

Today I made egg and sausage breakfast pockets. But it looks like one ginormous pop tart. 💀

Me 🙋🏻‍♀️

Now Watching: Napoleon Dynamite

Happy St. Patrick’s Day! ☘️

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

Walter, who gave you those eyes??

Absolutely hate myself today. Got all ready, curled my hair, did makeup, left the house. Caught a glimpse of my reflection in the window, as I was walking out. Turned around, went back in. Hated the way I looked. 😞

Haircut complete. 💇‍♀️

The Zephyr song by Red Hot Chili Peppers just hits different.

Oh this is me. All the time.

Today is my Friday and now I have a 3 day weekend.

Another gawgeous day today. Too bad I missed it, yah know, work stuff. But I can feel the season depression lifting, finally!

She lovvvesss laying up against my leg! 🥹🥹🥹

Absolutely beautiful outside today. My car said 62 degrees! I wanted to lay on a rock and sunbathe like a lizard 🦎. But alas, I had to work. 🫠

Is this thing on?

I made country gravy again for the 1,000th time and finally got the consistency right! 👏

New nails and a subtle nod to St. Patrick’s Day. 🍀 💅

New nails!

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I’m trying to be more present on this app. I’ve lost some friends along the way. And it makes me quite sad. 😞

Sweet peets with a side of extra fluff. 🐱

Good evening Witches! What insurance would you cover your broom with? 🤣 Thank you War and Peas! #witchsky #pagansky #occultsky #witchmadness #humor #comic

I tried that viral stuffed sweet potato. I actually really enjoyed it. 🥔

Supposedly, they don’t like each other.

I hope everyone is doing well on this side of the social universe. 💕

Proof of life. Yes my tree is still up. I like the lights 😆

Halloween nails! Let’s go!

Hi I’m still around! 💕