Wasn't pissed, just merry. One moment fine, next I looked at my friend and collapsed. I came round but couldn't move. Clear thinking but totally paralysed. One drink I had tasted ridiculously strong. Didn't finish it. Not sure if friend collected correct one from bar. There's a blank spot.

Had a restful break in Gran Canaria for start of Pride - other than having my drink spiked (unsure how, likely a mistake I'm totally ok) & my mate falling down some stairs (sober, nothing broken!). Be safe, look out for your friends and grab those experiences - life is too short ☺️

Ah, Saint George's Day... Love seeing all the Reform supporters celebrating a guy who wasn't English and probably never visited England. He was likely a Roman soldier of Greek Cappadocian origin.

Polo for sale if anyone's interested? Mint condition.

Two spotted ladybirds are *ahem* "busy" in the sunshine 🐞🐞

If you can avoid a pothole, you can avoid a hedgehog

Bleugh - lamotrigine shield dissolved before I could swallow it 😭🤣😭

Badger Badger Badger 🦡🦡🦡 🍄🍄

Sir Duncan says it's time for a cuppa #twinings

Feetz

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Just a boy enjoying his tummy tickles

Sir Duncan wishes you all a wonderful weekend

They're back! First time back and we get three visits to the feeding station. ☺️ And so it begins 😀

Playing hide and seek with Sir Duncan. He's winning 🙈

Dunkie won 2nd place in an online pet show. The theme was pets with tongues out. This is his winning picture 🤣

Sir Duncan knows he's gorgeous 🥰 #APH #AfricanPygmyHedgehog

A sunset moment at the iconic Seljalandsfoss waterfall in Iceland 🇮🇸 #SaturdayVibes

I invented a new word: plagiarism

I once fell in love with a pastry. It was a flaky relationship

Sir Duncan knows he is the bestest boy

The shields are back! I repeat - THE SHIELDS ARE BACK! CAKEY!

**SPOILER ALERT** Putting chocolate eggs in the airing cupboard does not result in the hatching of chocolate chicks. It does, however, result in your fresh towels being lovingly basted in melted chocolate and regret.

Sir Duncan wishing you all the best for this upcoming festive season

We still don't have a cat

Sir Duncan: I iZ not cWisTmAs TwEe, stoopid hooman

We don't have a cat... Yesterday he slept for two hours on the sofa and he's back today. Charlie is the local cat tart - always sneaking in to say hello to people. We understand he has dietary requirements so we do not feed him. He likes to play with the catnip rainbow. ☺️ #notOurCat

Chill out Sunday afternoon with Sir Duncan

Just bought our Christmas tree from IKEA

You've just died. The 6th picture in your phone gallery is what killed you. Could be a lot worse I guess. 🤔

Just reading about Clipper Tea

Yes? Someone say wormies?

Oh Duncan 🤣

Did you know diarrhoea is hereditary? It runs in your jeans.

Yoga with Sir Duncan Tonight: Sphinx / puppy pose More Downward Hog Some Upward facing Hog Definitely some Accomplished poses

I hired a handyman and gave him a to-do list. When I got home only items 1, 3, and 5 got done. Turns out he only does odd jobs.

Something you didn't think you needed to see today but here we are. Sir Duncan Pet African pygmy hedgehog

Save a life - check bonfire piles for hedgehogs and other wildlife thoroughly before lighting. Better yet - stack bonfire piles on the day you plan to light them. That way all wildlife gets a chance to move away. #hedgehogs #wildlife #bonfire

I iz VAMAMPIRE Sir Duncan ☺️

🦔 Pee-wee check-in! • Weight: 208 g – up from 170 g 💪 • Poop: still clear ✅ • Snacking + snoozing on her heat pad 😴💚 Keep those paws crossed and thank you for the support! 💛 PayPal.me/hhrc6

3/3 She's currently redecorating her bedroom... 🐾 Every donation goes straight to hedgehog care. thank you for supporting these spiky miracles! 💛 PayPal (Friends & Family): PayPal.me/hhrc6 💛 Bank: Hampshire Hedgehog Rescue Collective Sort code: 30-99-50 Account: 56233362 #hedgehogs #wildlife

2/3 While there, we met a tiny new arrival: a 170g hoglet. One of the vet nurses dubbed her Pee-wee (after the little box she came in—too cute!). She’s now cozy and happily nibbling diluted puppy mousse while we wait for the all-important poop sample to check for internal parasites. 🩺✨

Today I swapped my “day job” for a rescue run—taking Troy and Thyme from Hamble Hedgehogs Rescue Reg.Charity No: 1185442 to Whiteley Village Vets for their check-ups. Want to help Pee-wee get back on her paws? See post 3/3 #hedgehogs #wildlife

Canoeing in Banff National Park: #AGoodPlace Source: www.reddit.com/r/BeAmazed/s...

NASA is launching a satellite to say sorry to aliens. They're calling it the Apollo G

We still don't have a cat #NotOurCat

Why did the maths book look so sad? Because of all its problems.

We don't have a cat #NotOurCat

Sir Duncan chilling on a Saturday #africanPygmy