🗡️"Huh? where are we... ah well..." *The quartet shrugged, following the faceless fauxball...*

🗡️🔨🧪🛡️"FREE FOOD!?" 🗡️"Well, I don't need anymore convincing! that sounds perfect!" 🔨"Anythin' is better when it's free after all!" 🧪"I never thought a place that just gives away free food could exist, best I can recall, the closest thing we had was the tavern in Port Village..." 🛡️"Ah, good times."

🗡️"...Marx..." *Sword sighed... hearing that name did... not give good memories at all...* 🗡️"And where can we find these Maverick Hunters, do they know?"

🔨"Heh... somehow I knew you'd say that..." 🗡️"Oh boy! what should we get? pancakes? more pancakes?" 🛡️"How about everything?" 🧪"Do we... even have the budget for everything?" 🗡️"So long as they take Gem Apples, we SHOULD be fine..."

🗡️"Jester? horrors?" 🛡️"Slow down buddy, I-I don't think we understand... can you start at the beginning perhaps?"

🗡️"Pretty good, was thinkin' of having a nice breakfast..." 🧪"Hmm, that I can certainly agree with..." *Sword and Healmore are totally not daydreaming about food now...* 🔨"Hey! I just got an idea, maybe we can invite our friend 'ere to eat with us!" 🛡️"Huh, not a bad idea! But what does he think?"

🗡️ "Hm? Kyrbi? is something wrong?"

🗡️"Ah! good morning... other me! We meet again once more!" 🛡️"You just... passed out? It was that easy?"

🗡️"Moooornin'!" 🔨"Morning...." 🧪"Ah, up an' early I see?" 🛡️"Wait, you guys got sleep?"

🗡️🛡️🧪🔨"FIVE!?" 🗡️"Well, say no more! I'm in!" 🔨"Wait, are we getting paid?" 🧪"Unfortunately it doesn't sound like it, but hey, saving the world is a good enough pay as it is..." 🛡️"Better than sitting around and waiting to fight monsters every month..." 🗡️"So... We gotta ask, do 'ya need some help?"

🗡️"Morning to you too!" 🔨"...You... both know It's the evening, right?" 🧪"Then shouldn't we be saying 'good evening'?" 🛡️"Honestly, I have no clue... Should we ask our Sword look-a-like over 'ere?" *The Beam Mage pointed to Kirby...* 🗡️"How should I- ...I mean, how should he know?"

🗡️"O-Okay that is OBVIOUSLY ME! there's no difference whatsoever!" 🧪"Quick correction: the lack of armor?" 🗡️"Fine, but aside from that, no difference!"

🛡️"Ah! so it's an ongoing thing!" 🧪"Interesting, like one of them monster-of-the-week kinda formulas? or..." 🔨"...We've got nothin' better to do! let's help this guy out!" 🗡️"Now hold on a minute Hammer! we don't even know the full side of the story!"

🔨"That's life y'know... have you ever tried takin' it slow?" 🗡️"Hammer, I'm pretty sure that just means there's more conflict around than real adventures..." 🛡️"But... that's usually what our adventures consist of y'know!"

🛡️"A... group?" 🗡️"Do you guys go on adventures as well, we assume?"

🧪"Hm... I see... these, other Kirby's you've seen around uh, Shadow and Kyrbi were they? How DO you know them exactly? not to say we know them, far from it..."

🧪"Correct, though to make things easier we go by our role names, I'm Doctor Healmore, but please just refer to me as Healmore." 🔨"Hammer's the name! Adventurin's my game!" 🛡️"Beam... nice to meet'cha..." 🗡️"And I'm Sword! the leader! good to meet 'ya Mr. Volnutt!"

🗡️"Hm, well it's... nice to meet another me, somewhat..." 🔨"Kyrbi? Gosh I hope I pronounced that correctly but... I suppose if Sword here's alright with 'ya, I am too." 🧪"Agreed, I suppose this means we're all in favor of it now being an ally of sorts?" 🛡️"I guess so..."

🧪"It... has no face... how odd..." *Healmore decides to jolt this down in a small notebook of sorts...* 🔨"So, what gives? lookin' like our pal Sword here?" 🛡️"Hammer, please. No need to sound so rude!" 🗡️"Well... I... guess we are the same... somewhat... is your name also Kirby by any chance?"

{It's marxin' time... except no, I lied, it's Kirbin' time? kirby-in' time?} {...It's kirb time.}

{And with that, the glorious transition from a wannabe(hee) lucifer into a quartet of fearsome puffballs has finished!} {This is my first time really doing anything with more than two muses, so I hope this goes well!}

𝕿𝖍𝖎𝖘 𝖎𝖘 𝖆 𝖘𝖙𝖔𝖗𝖞 𝖔𝖋 𝖆 𝖋𝖆𝖗𝖆𝖜𝖆𝖞 𝖗𝖊𝖆𝖑𝖒 𝖋𝖗𝖔𝖒 𝖑𝖔𝖓𝖌, 𝖑𝖔𝖓𝖌 𝖆𝖌𝖔... | #kirbyrp | #nintendorp | #MVRP | 𝕬 𝖇𝖊𝖆𝖚𝖙𝖎𝖋𝖚𝖑, 𝖕𝖊𝖆𝖈𝖊𝖋𝖚𝖑 𝖑𝖆𝖓𝖉 𝖈𝖆𝖑𝖑𝖊𝖉 𝖙𝖍𝖊 𝕯𝖗𝖊𝖆𝖒 𝕶𝖎𝖓𝖌𝖉𝖔𝖒

{Alright, in like... I dunno, an hour or so this account's muse will be completely swapped!} {Consider everything under here an archive of what once was, as a new tale is about to occur...}

{A month of absolutely nothin'...} {...Let's fix that! of course not as the great and allmight-hee lucifer...} {But rather, someone else entirely, something right out of left field, not someone singular... no, MULTIPLE actually!} {...Stay tuned in like, an hour or two, we're swappin' muses here!}

"But I don't wanna ask him! ho! I wanna ask you!"

"...What's a twink? ho?"

"Mayb-hee both... of course... but I'm also hee-re on a mission!" *The frost explained his origin, from being sent to hell, to thinking Lucifer was some kind of Snow Overlord, to him returning to hell and noticing that Lucifer was gone!* "And so-ho, I wish to become your demon ally! ho!"

"...What? ho?"

"Well, more importantl-hee, I seek you! or... I hee-have been seeking you! for the past few months hee-ven!" "It's a wonderful hee-honor to meet you in the flesh! ho!"

*Immediately poking @dawnofdemise.bsky.social for attention* "Excuse me-hee? hee-hello? Lucifer?"

"...L-Lucifer... noticed me-hee? ho?" "Best.... day.... EVER!!! HEE-HO!"

𝗢𝗿𝗱𝗲𝗿 𝗶𝘁𝘀𝗲𝗹𝗳 𝗵𝗮𝘀 𝗰𝗿𝘂𝗺𝗯𝗹𝗲𝗱. 𝗖𝗵𝗮𝗼𝘀 𝘀𝗵𝗮𝗹𝗹 𝗲𝗻𝘃𝗲𝗹𝗼𝗽 𝘁𝗵𝗶𝘀 𝘄𝗼𝗿𝗹𝗱.

"HEE-HOLY SHIT! IT'S LUCIFER! THE REAL ONE! LIKE, FROM HEE-HELL!" "...Is this why I'm awake after so-ho long? is my mission to find the great Lucifer FINALLY ho-ver?"

"TO HEE-HELL WITH IT ALL! HE'S LUCIFER, THAT'S LUCIFER, I'M HEE-HECKIN' LUCIFER... WANNABE! ARE THERE AN-HEE OTHER LUCIFERS I SHOULD HEE-KNOW ABOUT!? HO!?"

"...Ugh.... I need attention! ho!" "Do you hee-ar me world! I want all the attention!!!" *He's keeping everyone awake so... he's gotten his wish, kinda...*

"You'd think hee-having wings would make for a perfect blanket.... but sadl-hee they're too small to do anything.... and they can get cold too!"

"...I re-hee-quire some assistance..." "I feel sleepy but... I also wanna stay awake...."

"...Skibidi?" "...That word sounds hee-horrid, I'm banishing anyone who says it to hee-hell, effective immediately." *He can't do that, but he really wishes he could...*

"...I'm hee-hungry." "And don't any of you say 'Hi-ho hungry! I'm me!' or I will be.... ver-hee upset, ho..."

"Y'know-ho if you keep cursing like that, you'll probably be sent to hee-hell! ho!"

"Ho... really now?" "Sounds neat, I supp-ho-se..."

"Your... what now? ho?"

"I hee-hunger for the blood of my enemies!" "...And these weird things the hee-humans call Tic-Tacs... ho... I've hee-heard the Fruit Adventure ones are 'so perfect, a god could eat them'..."

"...The stars are so-ho beautiful tonight..." "...Always so bright as they should be..."

"...I'm convinced Majora is a siren, ho..." "Hee-how else does he put people to sleep so well?"

"...Pillow fights are for nerds! ho!" "Try mattress fights instead! WAY more fun! hee-ho!"

"I wanna hee-have a picnic sometime! ho!"

"Thank you! ho! the great Lucifer Wannabe Frost has been satisfied!" *He took the box, handing over the 10,000 Macca!* "Pleasure doin' business with you! hee-ho!"

"Well, since we're basicall-hee friends... and I'd rather not cheap you out, ho... I'll take it for.... 10,000 Macca!"

"Ho! this one seems intriguing!" *He tested it out and... he nods, it was indeed, the perfect blanket.* "This shall suffice! sleep should no-ho longer be an issue, now as for payment..."