jazzy
@lgbtjazzy.bsky.social
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im the lesbian princess Diana of florida
Pavlokās snort is listening to gay club music and it giving the theoretical feeling of doin a quick bump
1 day ago
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idk if this is using ai but i cant lie i love using outlooks automatic reply feature. like āwill do!ā hell yeah
3 days ago
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I get one drop of alcohol in me and start trying to convince my mom to get a divorce :3
4 days ago
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if im being fr ..idgi when ppl pirate harry potter bc itās rlly just not that good like damn
4 days ago
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not to brag but i got some omega 3 fatty acids today
4 days ago
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forgot my stepmom and i were tiktok friends. well. i have posted multiple videos about scissoring.
6 days ago
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everyone keeps saying they love my shirt and where i got it. bought it from a crackhead on the side of the road idk what to tell ya
7 days ago
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reposted by
jazzy
Jimmy Buffett š“šØš½
8 days ago
When I was in high school we made 69 jokes but the economy is so bad kids these days can only joke about 67
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i am an influencer. someone who influences.
9 days ago
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ever since i started posting to tiktok, i dont want to see the little monkeyās perform anymore and so, in a reverse effect, my scree time is down. we are all in a stare if perpetual embarrassment.
9 days ago
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my fav thing to do in the office and tell someone i donāt have the bandwidth to do something
10 days ago
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finished reading the hero with a thousand faces and yes i do feel like iām a better person than everyone else right now. will maybe bask in this glow for 30 seconds
11 days ago
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parade 2day
14 days ago
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15 days ago
letās not get too crazy nowā¦iām just gonna get seated inside the restaurant for that much
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wanted this book to be good but in fact itās ass
15 days ago
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mc in āthe devil she knowsā is actually like, unironically a cuckhold.
16 days ago
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cheating to make another character in a romance evil/the MC sympathetic is so boring omfg!!
16 days ago
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feel homocidal must be the full moon
16 days ago
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blonde x blonde romance will never work for me but in books itās ok bc my brain is so high function i just picture one of them has dark hair
17 days ago
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jazzy
17 days ago
dance harder.
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i hate posting on tiktok but i also donāt want my first book to be a flop so
17 days ago
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and yeah. i do think im better than you because i make my own pie crust. itās a virgo thing.
17 days ago
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i know im from florida but every book i read about LA genuinely terrifies me
18 days ago
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put on some sample perfume and it smells .. musty
18 days ago
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i wonder if ppl think im fake bc im rlly friendly the truth is im usually in a good mood bc i pop ass every night
18 days ago
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used ai detector on my own story for shits and giggles and it came back as human written for everything EXCEPT the dates LMFAO!?
18 days ago
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me to myself everytime i watch an f/f video: just bc someone likes the guy she likes was really a girl doesnāt mean itās a bad list me everytime it pops up: *closes tab*
19 days ago
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shawty go hard. boner
19 days ago
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reconciling my accounts when iāve gotten a lot of special treats for myself over the week š
19 days ago
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millennials are more into ass and gen x was more into tits and gen z is probably into feet and maybe peepee
19 days ago
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i look in my little hello kitty mirror a few times a day and say to myself āwhose a pretty princessā and thatās how i survive corporate
19 days ago
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in my baking era actually
19 days ago
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test cake #3 - doing a series of cakes based on greek myths. this one is a WIP bc i havenāt gotten it TOTALLY right yet. Itās called Persephone above ground, representing when she leaves the underworld in Spring to see her mother āŗļø
19 days ago
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started filming my cooking process bc iām soft launching my public presence for when i query next year
19 days ago
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i wonāt read yuri if i dont think no one is gonna scissor!
22 days ago
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saw someone say it was hard to hate Azula as an antagonist in Atla because she was always doing cool shit.
22 days ago
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i think milk fed was a good book but i also want to scrub it from my brain entirely and go back in time to before i read milk fed and remove it from my want to read list and then i might find peace
23 days ago
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there is this reviewer on goodreads that yells at people for tagging f/f books with 2 bisexual leads as lesbian bc itās biphobic and i wish i had the time to be upset about stuff like that
23 days ago
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made some pizza bread, buttermilk biscuits and experimented with 2 cake recipes i made - one turned out mostly perfect, the other fell
23 days ago
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24 days ago
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trying to work this week when the office is closed 2 and and half days. god give me strength
25 days ago
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the way f/f media is policed is so frustrating no wonder most of it sucks!! You bitches are Boring
25 days ago
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milk fed is so⦠Gross
25 days ago
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i thought i saw a ufo but it was just some space x bullshit thatās IT.
26 days ago
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when the library says my book was automatically returned but really i just put my ipad in airplane mode
26 days ago
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american H&M is dogshit ugly
28 days ago
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made a cute little lunch
28 days ago
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sometimes iām sad and then i remember this one place i used to work where someone had a burrito and another person literally stole the meat out the personās burrito and just left a soggy, empty burrito in the takeout container. to this day no one knows who stole the burrito meat
29 days ago
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bought a dutch oven
29 days ago
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had to change my rating system when i started reading contemporary romance bc idk how much i enjoyed a book if u dont have a decent editor ur not getting past 3 stars with me BUDDY
29 days ago
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