Pavlok’s snort is listening to gay club music and it giving the theoretical feeling of doin a quick bump

idk if this is using ai but i cant lie i love using outlooks automatic reply feature. like “will do!” hell yeah

I get one drop of alcohol in me and start trying to convince my mom to get a divorce :3

if im being fr ..idgi when ppl pirate harry potter bc it’s rlly just not that good like damn

not to brag but i got some omega 3 fatty acids today

forgot my stepmom and i were tiktok friends. well. i have posted multiple videos about scissoring.

everyone keeps saying they love my shirt and where i got it. bought it from a crackhead on the side of the road idk what to tell ya

When I was in high school we made 69 jokes but the economy is so bad kids these days can only joke about 67

i am an influencer. someone who influences.

ever since i started posting to tiktok, i dont want to see the little monkey’s perform anymore and so, in a reverse effect, my scree time is down. we are all in a stare if perpetual embarrassment.

my fav thing to do in the office and tell someone i don’t have the bandwidth to do something

finished reading the hero with a thousand faces and yes i do feel like i’m a better person than everyone else right now. will maybe bask in this glow for 30 seconds

parade 2day

let’s not get too crazy now…i’m just gonna get seated inside the restaurant for that much

wanted this book to be good but in fact it’s ass

mc in “the devil she knows“ is actually like, unironically a cuckhold.

cheating to make another character in a romance evil/the MC sympathetic is so boring omfg!!

feel homocidal must be the full moon

blonde x blonde romance will never work for me but in books it’s ok bc my brain is so high function i just picture one of them has dark hair

dance harder.

i hate posting on tiktok but i also don’t want my first book to be a flop so

and yeah. i do think im better than you because i make my own pie crust. it’s a virgo thing.

i know im from florida but every book i read about LA genuinely terrifies me

put on some sample perfume and it smells .. musty

i wonder if ppl think im fake bc im rlly friendly the truth is im usually in a good mood bc i pop ass every night

used ai detector on my own story for shits and giggles and it came back as human written for everything EXCEPT the dates LMFAO!?

me to myself everytime i watch an f/f video: just bc someone likes the guy she likes was really a girl doesn’t mean it’s a bad list me everytime it pops up: *closes tab*

shawty go hard. boner

reconciling my accounts when i’ve gotten a lot of special treats for myself over the week 🙍

millennials are more into ass and gen x was more into tits and gen z is probably into feet and maybe peepee

i look in my little hello kitty mirror a few times a day and say to myself “whose a pretty princess” and that’s how i survive corporate

in my baking era actually

test cake #3 - doing a series of cakes based on greek myths. this one is a WIP bc i haven’t gotten it TOTALLY right yet. It’s called Persephone above ground, representing when she leaves the underworld in Spring to see her mother ☺️

started filming my cooking process bc i’m soft launching my public presence for when i query next year

i won’t read yuri if i dont think no one is gonna scissor!

saw someone say it was hard to hate Azula as an antagonist in Atla because she was always doing cool shit.

i think milk fed was a good book but i also want to scrub it from my brain entirely and go back in time to before i read milk fed and remove it from my want to read list and then i might find peace

there is this reviewer on goodreads that yells at people for tagging f/f books with 2 bisexual leads as lesbian bc it’s biphobic and i wish i had the time to be upset about stuff like that

made some pizza bread, buttermilk biscuits and experimented with 2 cake recipes i made - one turned out mostly perfect, the other fell

trying to work this week when the office is closed 2 and and half days. god give me strength

the way f/f media is policed is so frustrating no wonder most of it sucks!! You bitches are Boring

milk fed is so… Gross

i thought i saw a ufo but it was just some space x bullshit that’s IT.

when the library says my book was automatically returned but really i just put my ipad in airplane mode

american H&M is dogshit ugly

made a cute little lunch

sometimes i’m sad and then i remember this one place i used to work where someone had a burrito and another person literally stole the meat out the person’s burrito and just left a soggy, empty burrito in the takeout container. to this day no one knows who stole the burrito meat

bought a dutch oven

had to change my rating system when i started reading contemporary romance bc idk how much i enjoyed a book if u dont have a decent editor ur not getting past 3 stars with me BUDDY