why do all white, bisexual romance writers write like that?

every time i go on reddit i thank god that i am not attracted to men

dinner came out well but frying big pieces of chicken is NOT worth it

The trick 'r treaters are getting something special this year.

at work watching yt videos of how to make asian bakery cakes

If jinshi was a woman i would like him but because he’s not i think she should not be here ever

no one understands art less than AI dudebros who argue for AI art. The way they talk about creation is so fucking pathetic. holy shit.

i want a hotdog and some collards greens so bad. no those things dont go together.

people claiming to be photo editors and then just using chatgpt... good lord.

scalpers/resellers are like... the worst people in the world

18 Oct 2025 -- Pop star/singer Sabrina Carpenter will now use her arena tour to funnel proceeds through the Sabrina Carpenter Fund to benefit the Transgender Law Center. Good on ya' SC! @rikiwilchins.bsky.social

goody bags :3

why do American bakers feel the need to load all their stuff up with sugar and totally decimate the flavor

Gonna buy a sign that says "No drinking on Sunday nights" so I stop drinking an entire bottle of wine on a Sunday night

the troop is so fucking gross. i have never felt so physically sick while reading a book.

my cheap ass trying to figure out how much I need to spend on Halloween candy this year and trying to calculate foot traffic

Taylor Swift: Can you guys believe that Charli XCX does cocaine? Every Charli XCX song:

I think we should make it cool to hate Taylor Swift again

every time i read the news/listen to up first i just hear a giant fart sound. whatever. when they ban interracial marriage the cookie monster pajama girls r gonna be so scary

i hate it when someone i think is stupid says "you must think im stupid." YEAH??? I DO!

me watching everyone hate on theanimeman when i’ve had it out for him for years

remember when ppl were calling kamala a super left wing marxist and the whole time she was hanging out with the cheney’s

saw someone on fb say the shutdown was bc the dems wanted to give healthcare money to illegals. phew boy.

september 30 ... october 1

had a small panic when i saw a jane fonda headline i thought my sister was dead

ok this book actually does have some good and interesting stuff…. i think Elizabeth is still off the rails but

*takes drag of cigarette* you know glee is really just a sports anime

a good litmus test to see if someone can think with nuance is to say “Twilight was hated so heavily bc preteen girls loved it.”

reading horrible takes on reddit as a form of self harm

rich white ladies love to call themselves enlightened whole time they are just a psychopath

i think ppl only want diverse/queer stories if it fits in a very conventional box of suffering which is why some of the most popular stories about these themes are written by white people and straights

the poems in this book are……. so fucking bad

if i ever die and a white woman says i called her sexy post mortem in a vision she had just know she is LYING

10 minutes into this bool and the author is talking abt how her dead ex came back to her and *relistens* said she was super hot still and really cool.

got the Elizabeth Gilbert book from my library as soon as it dropped 😜

what the hell is going on ..the eat pray love lady???

make sure ur taking care of ur mental health by sleeping 14 hours a day and scrolling for at least 6 hours and drinking 2 liters of coke zero a day

I wanted to get a video of this ghost crab but every time I got close to their hole they scuttled back in, so I tried getting clever with it. I made a little sandcastle and shoved my phone into it, hit record, and walked away. Crab was VERY suspicious of this addition to their environment.

finding out who D4ve is at my big age

the word butthole is so funny to me

watching straight women say they want to be in a lavender marriage

thinking about all the fish i’m gonna eat this week since no one will be there to tell me i’m eating too much fish 😈

so weird how i can feel it coming in the air tonight

i hate gossiping w someone who is loud OMFG

on real… i do not think any European country has less racism than America. i think they r all about equal

social media be so funny on crab dancing days

did not realize how awful google docs was as a processor until i opened my story in word,,,,,

Sometimes you're cooking dinner and your partner says to you "do you think millennials are so into cucking because we grew up watching all of our favorite cereal mascots getting constantly denied what they truly want?"