“The Postmaster is sucking up to the king, Not delivering ballots will be a terrible thing, If he puts his finger on the scale, He’ll be deserving of jail, For pandering to the failing right wing.” Limerick Project Day 522

“The ‘king’s’ motorcade drove in the Reflecting Pool, Which shows he is just a damn fool, Did he damage the seal? It’s not made of steel, He’s been defacing every American jewel.” Limerick Project Day 521

“A 79 year-old man got a new weight loss drug, Asing for his name simply brought forth a shrug, It’s likely for the ‘king’, Who can get any old thing, His vanity wants to see a thinner mug.” Limerick Project Day 520 archive.is/ufFlW

“The ‘king’ released secret UFO files, There were many in the government’s stockpiles, He's ignored his many wars, But not his MAGA merch stores, I'm looking forward to his eventual trials.” Limerick Project Day 519

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“States are asking questions about who gets Medicaid, And it’s making many immigrants afraid, Kids born here qualify, So their parents should apply, But they’re fearful of being government surveyed.” Limerick Project Day 518

“The Reflecting Pool job has been mishandled, The ‘king’ is now blaming saboteurs and vandals, The blue paint is peeling, Due to very poor sealing, Algae adds to his endless number of scandals.” Limerick Project Day 517

“Where’s the gold-plated Trump mobile phone? The ‘king’ promised it while preening on his throne, Turns out it was a lie, Simply pie in the sky, Just another fib for his golden gravestone.” Limerick Project Day 516

“The ‘king’ wants to hold a rally on the Mall, It will be his biggest fascist rally of all, His narcissism out of control, This colossal a-hole, Will do everything he can to appall.” Limerick Project Day 515

“160 troops in Texas now down with the flu, ‘Cause Pete Hegseth has a strange point of view, He said skip the vaccine, Just try living clean, Hegseth’s poor decisions are in need of review.” Limerick Project Day 514

“The ‘king’ says he’s ending his Iranian war, But he’s lying just like so many times before, Important details hidden, Asking question’s forbidden, His ‘deal’ will achieve much less than Obama’s, not more.” Limerick Project Day 513

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“The Reflecting Pool has been ruined by the ‘king’, Clumps of green algae are filling that thing, The new look is hated, Repainting cost more than stated, His unchecked spending remains on the upswing.” Limerick Project Day 512

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“The ‘king’s’ name is off the Kennedy Center wall, But there’s no way to see this at all, A tarp blocks the view, And it isn’t see-through, His fragile ego is smaller than small.” Limerick Project Day 511

“The ‘king’ has total immunity from the IRS, Though he’s responsible for creating his mess, Corruption supreme, His political dream, He’s nothing more than a national abscess.” Limerick Project Day 510

“The ‘king’s’ administration has had ‘long covid’ erased, Efforts to study this disease have been quietly displaced, A purely political decision, Deserving of rapid revision, It’s patients who are now feeling utterly debased.” Limerick Project Day 509

“The US Postal Service is being weaponized against voting, A political development that is clearly worth noting, Voting by mail, Is being assailed, Claiming fraud is just another form of swiftboating.” Limerick Project Day 508

“Scientists were tossed out of a diabetes meeting, Their time at the conference was fleeting, They protested budget cuts, Which in America takes guts, Censorship is what led to their mistreating.” Limerick Project Day 507

“Drinking raw milk has become a wellness thing, Lots of folks are now giving it a fling, Yes, some will get sick, If they bought into the shtick, Kidney failure is what this tasty drink can bring.” Limerick Project Day 506

“The New World screwworm is now back, The fly, not the ‘king’ who talks smack, Eats the flesh of live cattle, Ranchers girding for battle, Funding cuts necessitate a new plan of attack.” Limerick Project Day 505

“The ‘king’s’ henchmen hatched a plan with a smile, They would move 2.7M immigrants to the Dead Master File, This would cut off their wages, Send them to the dark ages, Cruelty remains the government's preferred style.” Limerick Project Day 504

“Detention centers have Democratic leaders locked out, They’re ignoring the law taking this rout, Hiding awful conditions, Poor access to physicians, Private prisons only care for their payout.” Limerick Project Day 503

“Donate money to build a ballroom for the ‘king’, And he will make your cash register ring, Donors awarded $50 billion, For funding his golden pavilion, Quid pro quo money empowers the right wing.” Limerick Project Day 502

“The ‘king’ wants to cut funding for the Chemical Safety Board, A terrible suggestion that must be rejected, not ignored, Eleven deaths in Longview, Tell us the right thing to do, It matters greatly how and where chemicals are stored.” Limerick Project Day 501 www.opb.org/article/2026...

“Bill Pulte gets jobs for which he’s unqualified, His lack of intelligence experience cannot be denied, This political hack, Has got the ‘king’s’ back, His appointment as DNI offers nothing but downside.” Limerick Project Day 500

“The ‘king’ wants immunity from prosecution by the IRS, Wants his taxes secret and not available to access, His latest art of the deal? Simply a license to steal, A fact that attorney general Todd Blanche loathes to confess.” Limerick Project Day 499

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“Research grants may soon need approval by political appointees, Fastest way to bring American science to its knees, Orwellian in action, This shouldn’t gain traction, Sole basis for funding will be who the grants appease.” Limerick Project Day 498

“Hegseth AGAIN blocked black and female Navy promotions, Racism and misogyny are his favorite emotions, Merit shoved aside, His reasoning’s cockeyed, Hegseth’s the one deserving multiple demotions.” Limerick Project Day 497

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“Off road vehicles have just been released, Restrictions on off-road use are now deceased, The ‘king’ doesn’t care, If you run down a bear, The wheels of environmental damage just got greased.” Limerick Project Day 496

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“The ‘king’ restricted who attends his UFC fight, Soldiers must pay their way and be just the right height, Only manly men are required, Must be dress uniform attired, Surprisingly didn’t limit it to those who are white.” Limerick Project Day 495

"E. Jean Carroll’s up next for vindictive prosecution, Which is the ‘king’s’ favorite legal solution, Indictments will be sought, But it will come to naught, Another embarrassment for our Justice Dept. institution.” Limerick Project Day 494

“The White House will be hosting a UFC fight, It promises to be and embarrassing sight, Expect cruelty and pain, The ‘king’ will be ‘off the chain,’ Even before fighters enter the spotlight.” Limerick Project Day 493

“News reporting often acts like it’s bored, The ‘king’s’ corruption is frequently ignored, He steals money left and right, Thinks it’s his political birthright, Media turns a blind eye to the ethics being gored.” Limerick Project Day 492

“The ‘king’ wants government workers to sign NDAs, So they won’t talk about his profligate ways, He hates all leakers, And asylum-seekers, Loves cabinet members who sing songs of praise.” Limerick Project Day 491

“RFK Jr. fired the heads of another task force, Which is now simply par for the course, Preventive Services attacked, Two key leaders sacked, Destroying lives without a single ounce of remorse.” Limerick Project Day 490

“The ‘king’ loves to buy and sell stocks, But his ethics are clearly on the rocks, Loves insider trading, And the taxes he’s evading, If he could he’d be raiding Ft. Knox.” Limerick Project Day 489

“If you are seeking a US green card, You’re going to have to work extra hard, They’ve changed up the rules, You’ll need consular tools, New orders from President Blowhard.” Limerick Project Day 488

“The US Treasury’s top lawyer just resigned, Allowing corruption was an action he declined, Dug out from the ‘king’s’ trench, Cause he couldn’t stand the stench, Happy to leave White House criminality behind.” Limerick Project Day 487

“The’ king’s’ crimes are now simply routine, Clearly detailed in every paper and magazine, His policies have failed, His corruption unveiled, Yet his supporters can’t escape his latrine.” Limerick Project Day 486

That a company would admit to deliberately posting incorrect structures for the molecules they are working on at meetings is shocking. If you want to keep it secret, don't give presentations about it period. No posters. No press conferences. To mislead here is unconscionable and unethical.

“The ‘king’s’ slush fund reeks of self-dealing, Its details are indeed quite revealing, Payments will be hidden, And challenges forbidden, Simply put this is just massive stealing.” Limerick Project Day 485

“The ‘king’s’ corruption’s now over the top, Planning payoffs for beating January 6th cops, Even politicians are stunned, By his unethical slush fund, His stealing from American’s is nonstop.” Limerick Project Day 484

“The ‘king’ has NOT moved his assets to a blind trust, Leading to widespread corruption and disgust, Every stock sale, Enriches this whale, Showcasing privilege of the upper crust.” Limerick Project Day 483

“The ‘king’ hosted a festival of Christian prayer, His latest outrage in our national nightmare, Favoring just one religion, Is a terrible decision, Our founding fathers would view this with despair.” Limerick Project Day 482

“Gerrymandering is bringing Jimmy Crow back, Another Republican racist attack, Supreme Court decisions, Led to voting district revisions, Racial justice is now on the backtrack.” Limerick Project Day 481

“The ‘king’s’ returned from his latest China trip, Kowtowing to Xi shows he’s losing his grip, With few cards in his hand, Got no promises on Iran, The White House has become his battleship.” Limerick Project Day 480