Every time fans complain about Death Rider matches ending in chaos, Tony Khan adds another ref bump. Double Or Nothing is rumored to end with six refs unconscious and thirty-six separate interferences. #AEW

A source claims TK keeps a cartridge of No Mercy for the Nintendo 64 in his pocket at all times “just in case”. #AEW

TK insists that any match with too much chain wrestling should be broken up with a five-minute chop battle, calling it "wrestling’s natural reset button." #AEW

TK got really into speedrunning for three weeks and tried to apply "optimal booking routes" to AEW. This led to a match that ended in under 12 seconds because he claimed it saved “at least three cutscenes.” #AEW

TK has plans for Toni Storm to work a feud with Marilyn Monroe. When told Monroe has been dead since 1962, he just whispered, “We’ll see about that.” #AEW

TK used to scoff at the idea of Vince McMahon’s "weird muscle guy obsession," but then immediately offered Brian Cage a five-year extension after seeing him do one push-up. #AEW

TK once walked past a TV playing NXT and physically recoiled, hissing like a vampire seeing a crucifix. #AEW

TK once saw a fan wearing a Bullet Club shirt in public. He shook their hand, whispered, "Thank you for your service," and walked away with tears in his eyes. #AEW

Tony Khan insists on watching every AEW show in complete silence, except for the moments where Samoa Joe appears, at which point he loudly chants “JOE! JOE! JOE!” in the Gorilla Position. #AEW

TK once called an emergency meeting at 3AM just to ask: “Has anyone ever thought about how over a sentient chair could get?” #AEW

During a creative meeting, TK stood up, dramatically removed his glasses, and whispered, "What if… what if MJF was ACTUALLY the devil?" before sitting down and nodding solemnly. #AEW

Christopher Daniels attempted to show TK a new high-flying prospect. TK responded by jumping on his desk, shouting, "DOES HE HAVE THIS IN HIM?!" before diving into a whiteboard covered in half-booked feuds. #AEW

After the last Dynamite taping, TK loudly declared, “We are bringing back the rankings system, and this time it WILL make sense.” This was immediately followed by a full minute of laughter from everyone present. #AEW

At one point, TK got so lost in booking a tournament bracket, that he stood in front of the whiteboard for four hours, whispering, “This is SO kino…” #AEW

TK was once caught whispering, "I could have saved WCW," to himself while staring into the distance. #AEW

During a particularly stressful booking session, TK locked eyes with a Kenny Omega action figure and whispered, “Tell me what to do, brother.” #AEW

TK once played TEW for 72 hours straight. When asked if he was okay, he whispered, “The game is booking ME now.” #AEW

TK briefly considered ending Dynamite mid-main event with a sudden cut to black as a Sopranos reference. #AEW

Tony Khan believes that Jeff Jarrett exists in a quantum state. "He’s both over and not over at the same time," TK whispered to himself while staring at an old TNA poster. #AEW

TK’s favorite submission hold is “whatever the hell Zack Sabre Jr just did.” #AEW

At a recent meeting, TK dramatically stood up and declared, "Wrestling is an art form!" before tripping over a stack of Observer newsletters and tumbling into a pile of action figures. #AEW

During a meeting, someone jokingly asked Tony Khan if AEW would ever run a show on the moon. He stared at them in complete silence for twenty seconds, then whispered, "Soon..." #AEW

TK once spent an entire flight furiously scribbling in a notebook. When asked what he was working on, he simply whispered, "The Forbidden Door… but even MORE forbidden." #AEW

At one point, TK tried to sign a luchador he saw at a gas station. It was just a guy in a ski mask robbing the place. #AEW

TK keeps a laminated card in his wallet that just says “Punk was wrong. I’m right.” #AEW

TK reportedly once tried to convince Hook to cut a 10-minute promo. When Hook just stared at him, TK backed down and whispered, "Nah, you're right." #AEW

Rumors say Tony Khan is planning the biggest swerve in AEW history. The shocking reveal that Excalibur was never wearing a mask, it was his actual face all along. #AEW

Tony Khan asked Jon Moxley if he could "bleed a little less" on TV. Mox slapped TK so hard went into a 3 day coma and only woke up because he never misses show day for Dynamite. NEVER. #AEW

TK allegedly believes the only way to outdo Cena’s heel turn is to turn the ENTIRE roster heel at the same time. No one is safe. Even Aubrey Edwards is gonna start refereeing while wearing jerseys of rival sports teams for cheap heat. #AEW

Tony Khan spent an entire week exclusively referring to Kenny Omega as "My Little Sephiroth." #AEW

TK once watched a Kota Ibushi match, then spent a full hour pacing around his office whispering, "I have seen God, and he does moonsaults." #AEW

During one booking meeting, TK insisted that AEW needed "an entire division for guys who only wrestle in jeans." Orange Cassidy was going to be the Ace. #AEW

TK once declared, "We will defeat WWE with pure workrate," before immediately booking Chris Jericho as ROH Champion. #AEW

After WWE announced another stadium show, TK reportedly screamed, "Oh yeah? Well, I’LL BOOK TWO STADIUMS AT ONCE" before furiously scribbling notes on a napkin. #AEW

Every time someone suggests making Dynamite three hours long, TK falls to the ground and starts vibrating like he’s buffering. #AEW

Tony Khan once tried to lure Brock Lesnar to AEW by mailing him a suitcase full of cash and a handwritten note that simply said, "You’d have fun here." #AEW

TK confidently declared, "We don't need a Performance Center, our wrestlers train in the wild," while watching Darby Allin throw himself off a balcony. #AEW

Every time WWE signs a former AEW talent, TK updates his “Big Board of Betrayals” and then sighs dramatically for an hour. #AEW

Backstage reports indicate that multiple wrestlers now avoid eye contact with Tony Khan out of fear that he’ll excitedly pitch them either feuding or teaming with Chris Jericho. #AEW

TK recently put out a memo backstage which read "Reminder: If you disrespect All Japan’s 90s run in my presence, I will find a way to send you to the shadow realm." #AEW

A source claims that TK once yelled, "I BOOK FOR THE CULTURE!" while playing Fire Pro Wrestling at 4AM. #AEW

TK once suggested a wrestler’s entrance music be “the sound of a microwave running for two minutes” because he thought it would "psychologically unsettle the crowd." The idea was later re-used for Don Callis' theme. #AEW

A recent Tony Khan email ended with, "P.S. Does anyone have a link to that one Dragon Gate match where Shingo goes goblin mode?" #AEW

TK recently told Claudio Castagnoli that "the giant swing is kinda overdone." Claudio immediately spun him 37 times and only stopped because TK threw up. #AEW

TK once walked into a meeting wearing sunglasses, sipping a Capri Sun, and declared, “I’ve solved wrestling.” No one dared to ask what he meant. #AEW

Samoa Joe once sneezed during a meeting. TK stared at him for a full minute in silence before quietly whispering, "Vince would never let that slide." #AEW

A loud BANG was heard from TK’s office last week. When staff checked, he was just repeatedly slamming a can of Prime on the desk, muttering, “This is how we get Logan Paul.” #AEW

TK once tried to book a 128-man tournament over the span of a single Rampage. When told this was impossible, he just muttered, "Cowards." #AEW

TK once tried to book a "Lights Out Match" but got confused and just turned off all the power in Daily’s Place for 45 minutes. #AEW

During a heated creative meeting, TK reportedly slammed his fist on a table and yelled, “We NEED more spooky goths!” before immediately booking four Julia Hart matches for Collision. #AEW