Can't escape it

Putting a link in a document that leads to that same document is just diabolical. You can just fuck right off with that nonsense.

Playing Alex Chu tonight for the #MonsterOfTheWeek one shot with @nerdswdice.bsky.social! Check us out tonight on twitch.tv/nerdswithdice!

I'm playing a charity live stream benefiting #RollForWishes with @nerdswdice.bsky.social! My first #MonsterOfTheWeek game and I'm so excited! Come check it out and donate tomorrow!

To those participating in the #NoKings events, please be safe. #MakeGoodTrouble

Google Calendar had me freaking out this morning cuz it still says September 🙃

Y'all better leave me alone in 10 days. #FinalFantasyTactics

So is this how Korea reunites? 🙄

#KindnessRock I made during our Freshman Bridge activity with the kiddos today #AllianceRocks #AllianceMKE

How to clean up cat puke in three easy steps: 1. Step in it to identify the cat puke. 2. Go find some cleaning wipes to clean off foot and pick it up. 3. Go back and find your dog has already eaten it. Follow me for more house cleaning tips! #LifeWithCats #LifeWithDogs

Apparently, Canva gets big mad and emails you if you don't use one of their templates and are ✨️C R E A T I V E✨️ #SorryNotSorry Pic 2: said recent design #WIP

Happy Caturday! I'll see myself out. #AshMyLittleGentleman

Good morning 😤

And like that, #LevelFun finished our second year as #LevelWoo and we are moving onto becoming #LevelTBD!

The neighbor's dog at our airbnb stopped by to wish me luck!

#LevelWoo about to drop the hardest J-K-Pop polyphonic doom mariachi album ever!

Good morning, y'all! Do you eat your pop tarts like: - A: crust first, saving the frosting and stuffing last, or - B: just eat through it?

I should text her.

Republicans wanna claim #Juneteenth today cuz Abe Lincoln was a Republican, but also complain about it in the same breath

A conversation I will have in an hour that will go something like this: Dental Hygienist: "Have you been flossing regularly?" Me: "Yes." Dental Hygienist: 😑 Me: "We both already knew the truth, didn't we?"

Congrats to the class of 2025, especially these 5 kiddos! They were the core members of my modern band class and I could not have asked for a better group of students to pilot my class with! Best of luck to them. Don't forget me when y'all win a GRAMMY or something 🤣 #AdventuresInTeaching

#CharleyTheCowardlySheltie 's begging is not just exclusive to humans. He also begs his cat brothers, #AshMyLittleGentleman and #BBBBennyIsACat, for some of theirs *please ignore our kitchen countertop #LifeWithCats #LifeWithDogs

OMGOMGOMGOMGOMG www.pcgamesn.com/final-fantas...

When you bring your concert black to the cleaners, forgetting you have a concert that week, you make it work and treat yourself to some boba #AdventuresInTeaching

I had such a fun time with this table! Great collaborators and people!

It seems like the bigots disguising themselves as Catholics/Christians are scared of the new Pope. Maybe he's not so bad ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ At least he's from Chicago! Chicago deep dish pizza crust and Malõrt Communion for everyone!

All y'all who voted Trump would have definitely ratted out Anne Frank

Men on dating sites be like:

Help remove Ron Johnson. He does not care about you. chng.it/tGQsTFPc6m

I hope everyone had a great Valentines Day yesterday! Except for the minorities and white women that voted for Trump. Y'all already fucked us in November and I hope you enjoy fucking yourselves for the next 4 years.

For all my friends who were forced to follow Trump on any of your socials, don't just unfollow. You can report their page, too. I've highlighted all the things he can be reported for, based on what he has done. You're welcome!

GTFO

At first glance, I thought the toilet was asking me to rate the spiciness of my poop

As 2024 comes to a close, please reflect on everything that has happened: be grateful for all the good times, accept all the bad, forgive all of the wrongs, be humble for all that was right, and love all those you meet. Never hate. Hope your new year brings many blessings!

Had such a great time playing #Outgunned with @lookingformom.bsky.social tonight. I don't think I cried laughing so many times in a game! You can check out our action-packed game here: www.twitch.tv/videos/23384... While you're there, give them a follow!

This is Hahn! He is a new character I am playing this Saturday evening live on @lookingformom.bsky.social's Twitch channel for a one-shot special. We're playing the Outgunned system, so it's gonna be actioned packed! More details coming soon!

My Christmas cheer brought to you by DayQuil! #MerryChristmas, everyone!

You know you really messed up when even Trump accuses you of corruption

Fingers crossed that her platform is arming teachers with steel chairs

I'm looking for vacation spots in the U.S. Does anyone know anything about Central Administrative Okrug, MT? What about Admiralteyskiy, VT? What are the pumpkin farms like in Novosibirsk, VA? Don't care for Cook County, but thanks!

A glimpse into the relationship of #BBBBennyIsACat and #CharleyTheCowardlySheltie, with special guest referee, #KittyHendrix! #LifeWithPets

A rare photo of all the babies together: (L-R) #BBBBennyIsACat #KittyHendrix #CharleyTheCowardlySheltie #AshMyLittleGentleman

What's worse: finding a dead mouse or knowing that your cats did not care about you enough to present you with their kill? #LifeWithCats

I'm in my Hawaiian Shirt era ##ProjectGoodApparel #DoGood

My night, how it started vs. how it went:

I was surprised tonight with receiving the newly named Edward Skinner Volunteer of the Year Award from The Lakeside Players! Thank you so much for the honor and congrats to all the other volunteers earning theirs!

Republicans: "VotEr fRauD iS a rEal prObLem!" Also Republicans trying to push a recall:

I am fully expecting my eyes to be 20/20 by the end of these two bottles #electrolytes #ItsGotWhatEyesCrave

I don't know what's wilder: 1: the "what's in their pants is their gender" learning about basic high school human biology, or 2: people who watch celebs pedeling testosterone supplements saying their eyeballs are better at spotting genders than any medical testing could

1. As far as we know, Imane Khelif has always boxed in women's divisions. Nor has she come out as transgender or intersex, and she does not ever have to.