Let you out? But you see... at this point there's more me than you in there, so that sounds quite disrespectful of you to ask. You wouldn't wanna be disrespectful to the Goddess right~? *grgl...crnch!* 💀 Thought so. 🧡

Updating definition of true hell to you churning and being reduced to an unrecognizable slurry while I nerd out about Homestuck. Your soul and afterlife slowly melting in agony inside me and your only escape is to beg to be perma'd. Only then I will grant you mercy and permavore you. 🧡

(u+)+ Get sheafified, nerd.

Toby Fox jumpscare. (best character in the anime)

The only thing I "dislike" now after rewatching the Homestuck pilot is Dave. :( And not even because I dislike their Dave, I like him, but he's not the same Dave. Like, at all. He's like an altDave. Karkat's "THAT'S IT!? ONE LINE!? FUU--" is even more hilarious now though.

Karkat's theme is so annoying. ... I love it why can't I stop listening to it lmao help.

Happy unbirthday @karishad.bsky.social ~ Such a perv! By and ft. @spindandcloths.bsky.social 🧡

Fhyra: Worship, perv Kari: Worship perv?? But I don't wanna worship Kar!! Wanna worship you! Fhyra: . . . ~𝘤𝘳𝘶𝘯𝘤𝘩~ Another wonderful early birthday present from the divine @fhyra.bsky.social 🧡 Art by: @solacelunis.bsky.social

Update: Hoo hoo hoo! (Also I think I've played sburban jungle the song like 1000x the past week Also I've reached the land of wind and shade Also the midnight crew intermission is unbelievably good wtf lmao)

lmao aww

POV @fhyra.bsky.social just met you and decided your were worthy of having for dinner.

Anyways I'm sleepy and had a bad day so I guess I'm not making much sense and wanted to scream into the void a little. I think I'm generally just much happier alone (except for my stripes ofc) closed off and outside of everything.

I hate mind games. It's all just so exhausting. Last time I went through a friendships horror story it took me 2 years to heal from the stress & trauma (I have so many horror stories from living with them jfc) So I'll be social again sometime around 2027 or smth hahaha.

What to do when you find out close friends are/have been lying to you.

I am so incredibly, unbelievably, indescribably, unfathomably, ridiculously, inconceivably, unthinkably exhausted.

Can they make a second Homestuck pilot but it's just [S] Enter. I think if anything's gonna get people into watching the new Homestuck animation, it's gonna be that. Sburban Jungle + insane hype things going on that you're fine not understanding yet. Also that Rose slo-mo's gonna be so good.

4am sleepy and hungry but must work. ... or read homestuck some more. I'll start in some 4 mins or so.

At least I had time to tweak this before they booted it for the first time :^) Imagine the (extra) chaos otherwise.

F: Hmm... some of my universe creating backups are missing... Where could they have gone...? K: (super proudly) Fhyra, Fhyra I have done my good deed for the millennium! F: (susses) What have you broken this time, snotfox. K: Nothing! I just helped deliver a new game to the mortals! Also I [+]

*Finishes watching the homestuck pilot* Sigh... Fine... It is time... time to finally read this. I'm scared bc if I like it I'll devour through it in less than a week.

Toby sounds unbelievably edible in his homestuck voice acting omg. So nerdy and precious.

Have a little divine steppie. As a treat. The last thing you see before you're tenderized and become **my** actual treat~ (Kari's poutily, yet eagerly looking forwards to being next~ The precious perv~) 🧡

Before #FursuitFriday is over (or rather Fhyra friday... although every day is Fhyra day~ But I digress) I shall share... myself with the cute stripeboy 🧡

Cute stripes finally got a little generous reward from the Goddess~ Follow-up to bsky.app/profile/fhyr...! 🎨: by wonderful amazing @magenta7.bsky.social & @zadnicakota.bsky.social 🧡

A universal truth: Kari will always be under Fhyra-paws... *steppie dooms* Perv. 🧡 @karishad.bsky.social

Kari is very happy to be shown where he'll be sleeping tonight after a thorough steppie doom 🧡 What a perv foxy, I'm sure he'll even blush wow~ @karishad.bsky.social *grin*

*Villainess cruel sort of divine laughter* (spoiler in case you didn't get the memo yet: you're getting ate 🧡)

do u have games on ur phone? *eats u* Wonderful, now I have something to amuse myself with while you rest and digest~

Oh, I know... This is where you'll be spending... **your last** night. Get ate, nerd~

Everytime I eat someone they get a caring not-at-all ominous welcome message left by a previous suspiciously-shaped snack: Welcome to tummy space. You've been churning here for as long as you can remember.

*Grabs you by the scruff* Now pervy snack thing... what to do with you~?

The Goddess' divine self-care~ Don't be shy~ *Grin* Come join and... worship. 🎨: by loveliest cute @na7urallycanine.bsky.social 🧡!

Loving CEO Fhyra as a modern setting mhm~ Me answering a mortal's prayer to help their company because I found it amusing to do so by... perma'ing them. Now you're all under new management... until I get bored. Then you're food too 🧡 🎨: sketchis by adrbl doggosnax @gyrodraws.bsky.social ~

That one last decisive... *gllp* ...and another player perma'd. The screaming ones taste best~ squirm lots as you join your characters' remains oki~? 🎨: by precious @sophiecapefox.bsky.social 🧡 YPH = Your Player Here btw.

Need wi-fhy? Feel free to feed yourself to me and join the hotspot~ *grin* I insist. 🎨: sketchi by tasty snax doggo @gyrodraws.bsky.social 🧡

Now, what are we gonna do about that, huh~? Hmm... oh. I know **exactly** where to put you, little snack~ 🎨: Wonderful arts by precious @magenta7.bsky.social 🧡

Lou's not gonna be seen around the office for a while... if ever again~ 🎨: by wonderful @acky05.bsky.social ft. precious very handsome @lofis.bsky.social 🧡!!!

Enjoying a pouty poojy-snack~ *gllp* 🎨: wonderful mawshot by @voregence.bsky.social ft. @poojawa.bsky.social in her jackalsune form (so... after getting ub'd by me mhm... what a pervy pooj!) 🧡

Fhyra's Blessing: Remember to wear it as proof of worship~ My blessing has neat little perks too like... the first time I would permavore you, I might allow you to snackrifice your friends to me instead. *Grin* It also amplifies my bullying and how doomed you are by 229% :3c

Me: *ladyburp* Doing ok in there, Kar? (Ominous gurgle...) Kar: *presses hands against tummy in a heart-shape* Me: Good to know~ (Very ominous stomach noises...) Kari: ? 🎨: Super precious noms by lovely @rickgriffin.bsky.social ft. @karishad.bsky.social karikar~! 🧡

Bullying @spindandcloths.bsky.social a little with heaven :3c Thank you for the little sketchi 🧡 this is only the beginning of your... adventures~ :3ccc

Seems I've caught a couple of pervs in my gardens~ Now... *grin* What to do with you~? :9c 🎨: beautiful arts by @acky05.bsky.social ft. doomed @puckiedhole.bsky.social & a sneaky precious @karishad.bsky.social 🧡

Mlahhh~ Why so squirmy? I'm just being thoughtful, letting you take a final look at what's left of your friend... reminding you you're next, before I reunite you~ Your existential fear is just as delicious as your blushes 🧡 🎨: Wonderful mawshot gift by macromousie on X. Thank you for the food~ :3c

You drawing me eating you as I actually eat you~ Your last piece 🧡 Drawn with the most realistic divine references. Everyone would be jealous of you too!

Me casually strolling through wplace, stepping on you, bullying you, yeeting you into my maw, eating you.

Permavorny to permavore you on a whim. 🧡

I was told I mayhaps internalize things too much, and I just on reflex went: makes sense because I'm the best at internalizing people. Them: what? Me: what? Gdi guess I have to eat them now lmao.

Bullying cute snacks under my paws right after a jog. Having other cute snacks I plucked up and turned into an anonymous bulge travelling down my throat on a whim, churning in my stomach while I bully said cutes under my paws~ *Grins at you under my paws* You're next.

I have too much power.

*grins* Such a good boy~ 🎨: by wonderful @shiones.bsky.social ft. my Kammy being a bit pawpervy! 🧡 Don't be jealous, you can be churning in my tummy while this scene plays out~