EXAMS OVER THIS IS NOT A DRILL THIS MOTHERFUCKING MASTER’S DEGREE IS DONE IT’S OVER NOW I ONLY NEED TO FINISH MY THESIS LETS FUCKING GOOOOOOOOOOO

the brainrot i used to have for warrior nun… catholic guilt and lesbians waving glowing swords in the air, kung fu moves to confuse the love of your life then kissing her peak yuri television and one of the biggest wasted opportunities along with killing eve i’ll stand on this hill forever

very curious to know how much damage the room next door can do to my psyche we’ll see in a few hours

Agatha as a primary school teacher at lunch break: pretending to have nothing to eat, sighing dramatically “Ah… I forgot my lunch at home..” then Billy and all the other kids running giving her their cookies “here take mine take mine!” And she’s there like:

opening the textbook for my lesson and the page ends up here..perfect representation of someone with zero caffeine in their body about to explain the structure of the cell at 7.50 in the morning💀🤣

the other day at work a kid asked me if i have had a boyfriend and i said “yes years ago” and it’s true, but she wanted to know if I have one now and well I couldn’t say “no but actually i’ve been haunted by an evil lesbian situationship for three years so i can’t listen to an entire set of songs”

ceh fatemi capire charli xcx ha scritto l’intera colonna sonora per wuthering heights questa pazza in cul0 la amo scusate il francese ma il concetto di vedere la trashata romance che sarà con lei che ci canta le sue canzoni pop struggenti per me questo film ha già vinto

this is the most neurospicy thing I’ll ever say probably but chess is saving my mental health lately and I’m not even joking

watched dracula by besson and… nah. besides from the talented cast etc (matilda de angelis ti amo) it kinda rubbed me the wrong way how the female characters were portrayed. I know it’s super adjacent to the novel so I shouldn’t be surprised but I was hoping in a different interpretation

l’uni che non risponde alle mail é un evergreen some things never change diooooooo

Bio teacher Rio preparing a power point on animals and plants for her class then Nicky sits on her lap asking what she’s doing so she starts yapping then he asks: “When are we gonna eat?” And Rio realizes two hours have passed and she hasn’t cooked yet. Rio, sighing: “Dino nuggets?” Nicky: “YESS”

what do you mean halsey and lynn gunn performed together last night universe bring them back to milan don’t be shy

no regaz questa prima settimana senza caffeina mi sta veramente mettendo a dura prova… niente caffettino studio… niente pausa caffè a lavoro… niente té… niente cochina zero di incoraggiamento niente nothing nada e i bimbi che mi chiedono se voglio che vadano a prendermi il caffè alle macchinette😭

Rio Vidal as audhd in canon going on like: “I collected that soul but there’s something wrong with the address.” Agatha: “ I think you inverted the numbers” Rio: 😑 Agatha: “I think you took the wrong person my love” Rio:”That five looks like an S!” Agatha, sighing “Set a timer for your meds baby”

a long day of studying ahead and miss caffeine can’t help me… my faithful companion, my valiant lady… how can i finish this degree without you my love I’m crashing out already i didn’t sign the divorce papers please don’t leave meee

Rio at a halloween party dressing up as Nosferatu so she can use the excuse of hiding into a closet to regulate herself cause too much social interaction drains her while Agatha dresses up as a ghost just to ragebait and piss her off

1 year of Agatha All Along…this show rewired my brain chemistry and gave me back my writing sparkle, made me fight social anxiety, interact with you lovely people, taught me to be cringe and free and reminded me that life can be filled with magic too if i try enough. Thank u guys and thank u Agatha💜

starting the day and going to work without being allowed to drink caffeine is evil

does booking an ecg count as spooky month activity😑remember when i said this degree was gonna end me well i should speak more carefully next time and double down on my caffeine intake and say no to useless projects at work. E dire qualche vaffanculo in più a cominciare da ora. Sigh

comunque diciamoci la verità i nomi medievali sono letteralmente su un altro livello hear me out: Baldovino, Teodolinda, Umfrone, Amerigo, Teodosia, Teofane, BOEMONDO “Ermenegilda cara, perdonatemi non posso farvi compagnia stasera, ho un appuntamento con Boemondo”🤣🤣PLEASE

my plan to cosplay harrow for halloween is still on fake it till you make it or better, fake it till i meet gideon for real (manifesting 🔮)

i read once a post from someone who said that they wrote a fic where a character taught a specific subject so they could revise for an exam in a creative way that’s genius should i write Agatha giving a lesson on medieval history so i can get done with this fucking degree💀

Rio asking Agatha on a date to the park so she yaps about plants and animals for three hours straight and after a while Agatha gets grumpy and irritated. So Rio is like:”And this is a carpenter frog!” Agatha, crossing her arms: “Marvelous. So, when the fuck are you gonna kiss me?”

“I read and I saw her, I heard her. The voice set in the writing overwhelmed me, enthralled me even more than when we talked face to face” ELENA FERRANTE WHEN I CATCH YOU FUCK MY LIFE

totally forgot about my dad’s birthday guess we’re even now💀

Agatha in high school being terrible in ancient greek so she can have an excuse to get help from Rio but she keeps provoking her trying to find some verbs with hyper specific horny meanings and read aloud the definition while Rio looks at her like this:

playing music with friends is one of the best free therapies ever i wish we had time to do this more often adulting sucks

the cards never lie do they…

people on the chess app are insane this one person messaged me out of the blue while we were playing mocking me……..im a beginner i have that in my score section…..?!? people don’t know how to have fun anymore jesus christ

no regaz this degree will either end me or i will end it there’s no in between sto impazzendo eccoci

my emotional support dino pen (that i bought after a recommendation/review by a student who has an entire set of them) is the only thing pushing me forward while doing lessons prep. Also, she’s gay and her name is Rio (of course)😌

miss kathryn hahn my bisexuality is shrinking and it’s your fault (I’m not complaining)

this is the last time im downloading a dating app i swear this is the last chance before retiring to a convent or a shaolin monastery

Rio is definitely the kind of elden ring player who spends hours exploring and collecting stuff while Agatha just sits on the couch next to her occasionally looking at what she’s doing and then: “Rio for the love of god you’ve been staring at that statue for minutes you’re giving me anxiety MOVE”

Alecto news please… Alecto news… Alecto…

buonasera did you miss my agathario depression playlist? you didn’t i know…….. (evil laughter ensues)

e comunque, Nino Sarratore omm emmerd ricordatevi sempre il Verbo

getting ragebaited by a bratty chess bot wasn’t on my bingo card yet… has Agatha possessed it or what

autumn is here this only means me and my tisanina against the world

I miss when AI meant adobe illustrator Btw I also hate adobe illustrator

I am so jealous of this oblivious pile of fluff.

Petition for the Louvre to open a new section only for these two

If you see this, quote the energy you bring to Bluesky

guess who’s very probably gonna end up writing a linguistics thesis instead of a history one

Any Locked Tomb girlies on bluesky?

I think Agatha has an army of labubus (a few for her spells and some for herself plus the small ones she gifts Rio as keychains). Rio everytime she gets a new one is like “oh amor, again these little monsters?” But she carries them with her everywhere and smiles thinking about Agatha

mary shelley and percy were heavily agathario coded if you think about it. Tortured poet married with the weird goth girl being freaky together in a cemetery, carrying his calcified heart with her. Then also marina abramovic and ulay. You’ll never get away from the sound of the woman who loved you..

I know that anxiety makes sense on an evolutionary standpoint but girl. Can you just let me live

quindi vorreste dirmi che la strofa “E con me porterò quel fiore che ti piace Sarebbe bello disegnare la tua voce E come un pazzo morire di fame Guardando il tuo volto” sarebbe stata scritta da un uomo? no. Scritta da Rio Vidal non accetto ulteriori ipotesi periodt