Convicted Felon Who Fomented Violent Coup Attempt Against American Frees Violent, Cop-Crushing Criminals. … There. That headline covers it, yes?

An inveterate, decades-long drunk says he’ll quit drinking cold turkey if entrusted with America’s military and nukes. Hey, if there’s one thing drunks are famous for, it’s easily giving up the sauce whenever they want to. Bonus: Hegseth is also a sexist and alleged sexual abuser! Perfect!

Based on the calls the first 4 minutes, it looks like the Notre Dame fix is already in.

Incredible performance today by my #8 Marquette Golden Eagles. Went into Providence - which in past years had been a house of horrors - and made the Friars look like a JV team! We are Marquette!!

Yeah, let’s keep talking about giving Brock Purdy $50 million a year.

I’ve seen teams score a lot more points in a half, but it’s been awhile since I’ve seen a team just physically dominate an opponent the way Washington is beating the hell out of Atlanta in the second half.

Brutal clock management by the Bengals before scoring the go-ahead TD.

Several Clemson receivers did the Steph Curry “Night Night!” taunt - even though it was only 7 minutes into the game and their team only took a 7-0 lead. Just another fun sports move ruined by idiotic overuse. And as a guy who isn’t a fan of either team, it now makes me want Texas to win.

I had no problem with Alabama getting excluded from the college football playoffs - You want in? Win more! - but I have little doubt they’d have at least given Penn State a game. SMU still hasn’t heard that kickoff was at noon.

Thoughts and prayers for the ironically named Abundant Life Christian School. If only there were more guns - as Jesus preaches all the time - everything would have been good.

You can’t get more on brand than an adjudicated sexual assaulter naming a fellow sexual predator to serve as the nation’s top prosecutor. What next? A guy whose brain was eaten by worms being unleashed to “go wild” on America’s health? Oh wait …