Terry Pratchett, Hogfather ...

Merry Christmas to all - and a very happy birthday to little baby Jesus 🎄🎂👶 ...

Christmas Eve survival guide while prepping a buffet and bracing myself for the obligatory gathering with my folks, who know exactly how to push my buttons 🙄 … Deep breaths 😇 … Wish me luck 😔 ...

"I told you, George. I'm your guardian angel." 😇❤️🕯️ ...

Getting ready to head out to my annual Christmas work's do - which is really just me and my BFF, despite the fact we don't work together 😏 ... No coworkers, no agenda - just us, sitting on the sofa, doing what we usually do 🥳 ... A twenty year tradition still going strong 🥰 ...

Crude jokes aren't edgy - they're outdated. Smut is the lowest bar, and it feels like society has quietly accepted that intelligence and wit are optional.

Marked safe from creating an AI-generated Christmas photo of myself 😏 ...

Terry Pratchett, Lords and Ladies ...

Happy Winter Solstice! ❄️ ... Welcoming the longest night with lights, warmth, and a little holiday magic 🕯️🎄✨ ...

Alone, but never lonely ...

"We're just two lost souls swimming in a fish bowl, year after year" ... A timeless album ❤️ ...

I know a sleep-walker who once ripped the backside out of his pants climbing out of a top bunk on a ferry 😏 ... He then went walkabout around the ship and woke up mid-conversation with a security guard - no idea where he was or how to get back to his cabin 🤭 ...

Check these out! 👀 www.bbc.co.uk/sounds/play/...

Some people find flashing lights uncomfortable 🧐 ... Wow, it's almost like my brain has been screaming this for years 🙄 ...

Peasants planting potatoes, c.1861 (pencil and chalk on paper) by Jean-François Millet (1814-1875).

"What about the fog, sir? Has it been sighted?" - James Herbert, The Fog

I'm your number one fan 😏 ...

Terry Pratchett, Witches Abroad ...

ctrl+alt+delete ...

'People needing emergency dental care in England are being denied help from the NHS despite guidance saying that it should be available, in some cases resorting to risky self-treatment such as pulling out their own teeth, the patient watchdog has found' ...

A little gift from the universe 😇 ... wrapped in questionable life choices 🙄 ... and lightly seasoned with good intentions 😏 ...

A perturbed young woman fast asleep with a devil sitting on her chest; symbolizing her nightmare. Stipple engraving by J.P. Simon, 1810, after himself.

Terry Pratchett, The Fifth Elephant ...

Mom's Spaghetti 🎅 ...

Nearly 650 subscribers and over 250k views in 11 days 🤯 It's nice that he has a hobby 😏 And naturally, I'm his number one fan 😍

Now I've got it on the brain 🙄 … AAIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE-eee-eee-EEEE!

Remembering Eduard Khil ... Absolute legend 👑 ...

Didn't mean to devastate the timeline with my accuracy 😏 ...

You will be visited by three spirits ...

Terry Pratchett, Hogfather ...

Start over a hundred times if you have to ... What matters is you're still in the game ... Boom, bust, rebuild 👑 ...

The older staff retired, so I've become the unofficial historian - and now it's my turn to scare the new staff with every paranormal story I've collected over the years 👻😏 …

My youngest started a new project just over a week ago, and he's already passed 300 subscribers and nearly 100k views 😏 ... and here's one of his creations 🙄 ...

Wild how online culture insists hair-yanking is 'sexy' or 'empowering' - and then you read stories like this and remember it's violence, not a vibe ...

Cheers son's crying ...