ryuken grabbing the sword right before the voice of rot goes: first!!

one of those sessions where i have 8 dm slides and we get through one in the last 15 minutes

the people who sign up for epic superhero tactics and minmaxxing seeing our sessions

The group when nastya finally reveals who her patron is

rock: i spoke to the head of a law firm once and they kept a woman in a snow globe on their desk so idk about these lawyer types rekha: and as a cop, that's why we don't like our witnesses having one with them sigrid: ???? rekha: /j /j tone indicator

"i never want to hear you say, i don't want a three way"

david: they wanted you to find out who was responsible ryuken: can we just say rock was responsible rekha: oh, so we're victim blaming now?

I laughed for like a minute straight bc of this, I love DND

what a session, we got a bit of everything! killer whales who don't know they're whales, some risuri culture (popular song I want a three way), some new sigrid lore (she is into three ways), nastya getting choked twice, rekha checking a corpse for prostate

Sigrid wants a three way pass it on

ryuken when nastya was getting all deep and philosophical suddenly

i like playing rekha a little hypocritical like yeah she’ll try to give out advice and be more open about her feelings but that also means she’s probably going to turn around and do the opposite of that advice the very next day

rekha being like That’s rough buddy. did he learn anything interesting btw?

its 10am and Rekha has had 13 drinks

so as we've learned Rock Rackus did not in fact cuck the fey king

a little bit of everything in that session. 5 very serious women being forced into wacky hijinks, ryuken's teasing, ping pong, nastya depression, rekha spiraling, murder investigation gone completely awry the second we start it

the annual culling is a crazy thing to just drop in

"you can open it." "...i am." oof

screaming head artillery

"does ryuken want nastya's ideal type to be herself?" tfw ryuken just sees it as a fact that she's attractive, she out here like ? from appearance alone, obviously its me. who else?

oh my god

EKOSSIGAN: Fine. Have it your way. RYUKEN, AS THE LIGHT FADES FROM HER EYES: Burger King ……

trying to catch up to msq to get to where friends are but instead catboy yaoi with catgirl fujo in the back

1 more level until i get public transport from warlock subclass woooo "At 10th level, while in a city you can spend an action to teleport to any location you are aware of within that city that is serviced by public transportation options"

since ryuken's misty step is from a racial feature "step through the dreaming" does this mean she's technically been to the dreaming many times already

rekha:

it's so kind that ryuken held shura's hand while she had explosive diarrhea

i won't make a swamp pussy joke

zeitgeist session 62 - watch your coworker take a shit day

master chief and his tank... ok

shura popping out of someone's pocket as a grown ass woman

pre-amnesia ryuken and rekha would either get along very well or immediately try to choke each other out

feel like this is pre-amnesia ryuken

every day i will die on this hill that my friends are so good at roleplay and making complex characters. Love getting to be in the audience of their rp

ryuken also has a sort of npc love interest she forgot about so theres that too...lol well in addition to the fiorella elephant in the room

thought this was a perfect moment for some of ryuken's pre-amnesia personality to leak thru unconsciously, pre-amnesia ryuken would never pass up the chance to tease someone lol

man, how are we going to stealth without pass without trace ... and survive a 1k ft fall

KIIIIIIIIYAAAAAAAAAAH

the wriggler

ryuken: we've lived together for what, six, seven years? us: SIX SEVEN

the nastya special

"you're alright" "i do value your company" "anything else?" "can i just go back to drinking myself into a blackout?" lmaooooo nastya is so.

ryuken, twirling her hair: so do you throw away your job for all your friends or just me

nastya

icb six seven is canonical in zeitgeist

whacking the scrying water bowl to get better reception like it's dish tv

canonically they're getting closer to the malice lands so its getting kinda staticky so its really annoying too

friend was telling me i should start up ff14 again and i finally finished a realm reborn wew. i didnt know but i was literally at the last dungeon in ARR for like years probably. also the credits scene was long as fuck

us: oh it's fine, just the mojo jojo guy showed up while we were being told the ancient and esoteric ritual for apotheosis the nefarious vampire simulacrum:

"the pemberbot is going to double fist nastya" all of us : Please don't double fist nastya