drew this in like 1 min in ms paint but this is how i imagine the scene to have been

@haptic.bsky.social was Vegas golden knights the hockey team u liked?

how do you fit this many dysfunctional people into one dnd party

going rest of the way warlock is so tempting cus of the get lost ability 🤔 ig shes alr un-optimized so might as well go all the way

think im going to leave the decision of going barb 6/warlock 14 vs barb 14/warlock 6 to how this adventure plays out

vibrating in my seat in anticipation for whenever ryuken gets her memory back

love a post session debrief about 5bi. we hate them they're our pookies we want to see them get worse

mon gang #zgordnd

ugh i love that both ryuken and nastya unraveled in such different ways. ryuken with the loud, panicked howl of a wounded dog, and nastya's slow, quiet ego death

ryuken my little beyblade ❤️

5bi invents beyblade

that was sort of a trainjectile situation

YANDARE FIORELLA

grumpy rekha, a warm climate tiefling, venturing into the coldest place on the continent is an important part of her moe. especially bundled up in a big scarf and coat

its always hard to determine how ryuken should react to things but i thought it'd make a lot of sense for her to have a complete meltdown cus of her whole world being flipped

ryuken @ this new evil toxic hot lady: sorry i already have my own evil toxic hot lady i dont need a 2nd one

@blqckmyre.bsky.social w8 rekha is the only one that knows about the eating memories thing right?

our polycule of 5, our 12 kobold children, and our pet drake

don't ask about the kobolds. they're our children. don't ask why they're kobolds either

Polycule honeymoon ended in Divorce No.2

ryuken : i keep liquids for a very long time what?

nastya: what am i asking rekha: he killed our guy we need to know who he's working for nastya: i like to come in with a plan rekha: this is our plan! and it's working! nastya, turning to the assassin: who do you work for??

rekha and ryuken: yes we work in shipping and killing and taxidermying various birds. we weigh them in feet, of course, not in ounces

trying to DM while fighting a moth that got in my room

Reed Fucking Macbannin

“this is the leader of our Ghost Council” us: y’all have a GHOST COUNCIL?

the nastya getting jumped bit was a spur of the moment addition but chefs kiss on my part

i feel like not much is going to happen with ryuken downtime lately until her past decides to catch up to her lol like i dont think nastya and ryuken are going to talk to each other so theres not much

protected lya from dying by dragon fire so she could die to us. ryuken attacks, misses, still does damage on a miss. she dies from an accidental shoulder check. doomed to die in the most pathetic way

she will not die to dragon fire. she will die to us

ryuken missing, stumbling, and shoulder checking lya to death

ryuken : what's your type nastya :

nastya wanted to suck gongaga dry

gongaga's friend, tom cruise...

gongaga's friend, tom cruise

gongaga's friend, tom cruise

ryuken : it's over, gongaga! i have the high ground!

casually arms of hadaring gongaga as he sinks into lava in a wooden mine cart bc he backstabbed us immediately

gongaga as nastya pushes him into the lava :

if i go barbarian for next 2 levels then i can get advantage on initiative and ASI so i can get to 20 str....or i can go next 2 levels in warlock and get ryuken uber eats powers sooner 🤔 decisions...

i found out that when my sister was unemployed she was borrowing a lot of money from my mom to pay her half of the bills?? when her husband makes prob like half mil a year?? who tf would make their spouse pay for bills they literally can not afford on their own cus uh no job??

was @ a mexican restaurant and joked to my friend that the correct way to cut a burrito was diagonally like a sandwich and then he proceeded to actually do it like that lmao then these elderly white couple came up and were like staring at us and the lady was like "is that fish?" 😭

Work is apparently giving us free food to celebrate the Emmy noms. They should do Emmy noms more often lol

@haptic.bsky.social are u going to go to le sserfafim Chicago?

Road trip across the US was pretty cool except I have these weirdly positioned huge bruises on my arms that I have no idea where it could be from lmao and I gotta unpack all these boxes…

gongaga being a kill stealer is the cherry on top of thisi mess of a fight lol