“I deleted Grindr.” “Oh, but you kept Scruff I’m guessing?” 😭😭😭

It’s been a while!

before I got sick on NYE 😔🤒

Found the best dummy box for my white elephant exchange gift, let’s goooooo 😈

“Pay public school teachers more!” School choice advocates: Let’s hire AI instead!

The world's richest man managed to take $190 million away from a *child cancer research center* with his posts yesterday. Funding now stripped in the new bill.

Ulta worker was an opp trying to avoid honoring the display price but I prevailed nonetheless.

Twitter account is officially gone 🥲

“What’s your excuse for not bettering yourself?” Girl, just post the gym thirst trap and go 😭

“He doesn’t give a fuck… Next question?!”

The outfit & the selfie ⭐️

Wicked in 3D was worth every cent. 🍿

made it onto bloomfs skcircle

It’s my son’s birthday today and I had to share some of my favorite shots of him. ♥️

gn sexy ppl😘...x users stay up and be guards

Hi friends! I just wanted to give a quick update on The Onion’s purchase of InfoWars, which we can’t wait to relaunch as the dumbest website on the internet. The long and short of it: We won the auction and — you're not going to believe this — the previous InfoWars folks aren't taking it well.

Remembering that one time this guy asked to buy me drinks at the bar and then two days later texted me to ask if he could Venmo request me for the drinks…

gn sexy ppl😘...x users stay up and be guards

And I better not hear any IE slander on Bluesky!!!

Being considered for a role in SF 😳