Schlotzkys app has a glitch that doesn’t let you mobile order a pizza unless it’s BOGO Wednesday. But it lets you order a kid’s meal pizza. Which leads me to find out that a kid’s meal pizza is the same size as a regular pizza, but it comes with a side and a drink, and it costs $4 less. 🧐

10:45 am was a fine time to see Jackass Best and Last, but now I feel like my 4th of July weekend has already hit its peak.

I enjoyed The Devil Wears Prada 2 but why do the credits roll over a lo-fi jazzy remix of the Rocky theme?

I will choose to simply laugh at the idea of people sitting through a shit-ass Uwe Boll movie and pretending to enjoy it to own the libs, and I will resist any urge to dive deeper.

Today’s important updates: ¿Supergirl was a little undercooked and underwhelming? Birth and Network were my criterion sale picks. This “zkittles” gummy tastes more like a pink starburst (positive)

Like one week after I finish playing Grand Theft Auto 5, the PS5 upgrade has become free. Hahaaa come on man. I wasn’t going to pay 20 to upgrade my PS4 disc, but now I get to reinstall the game and see what I missed.

I've been using scary power tools all this week to cut some vinyl flooring (oh I wish I could have just paid someone else to do it) and I've been very very careful and responsible. But of course this morning I cut like a fifth of my fingernail off while shaving my face -- again! 🙄

The Gizmoplex is closing down soon and that is some bullllhsit. One of the rare apps that still works great on my very old ipad mini and a great resource when I want to fall asleep to some MST3k. I wish Shout could just let it stay as it is.

Can’t stop expecting Curry Barker to have an Australian accent.

I keep thinking about the frozen $10 single-serve cacio e pepe I saw at the grocery store recently. (I don't have a lot going on right now.)

Disclosure Day even better on the second viewing. Most qualms now quashed. Kind of want to see it again again but I think would be better to revisit other Spielbergs first.

I just watched Gore-Met Zombie Chef From Hell because I can't watch it during #Splatterday time tonight. I really enjoyed! I think this was made by a guy who couldn't take much time off from his bar? Music reminiscent of a good Wendy Carlos hook while someone slaps wooden sticks in your face.

Disclosure Day plot seemed a little bit janky to me but I loved the sentiment of where it led to and how the film felt like it would fit perfectly in his 2000s era and I’m prob going to see it a second time this weekend.

That was some of the coolest shit I’ve seen

Deleted an inflammatory tweet about itunes's wrecked movie cover art because the problem 90% went away when I closed and reopened the app, but I maintain that the tv library section is an inconsistent aesthetic mess across all platforms thanks. THANKS.

I can’t believe he wanted to sit courtside. What a dipshit wasting everyone’s time.

I made another man

Apple Keynote got me waiting with bated breath to see if my iPhone 12 will stop getting software updates this year.

How do I turn down a contractor's price quote without hurting anyone's feelings?

I'm probably supposed to cheer for the spurs but I hope both teams do well.

Maybe naive thinking this PlayStation presentation could end with a new GTA 6 trailer but it might happen you never knowr

Here's a little bit better quality version and/but with English audio. youtu.be/BK5m9cqZrFE #Splatterday Is three minutes longer than the other youtube copy, I believe only because it plays at 24 frames per second instead of 30. Should both be the same cut.

An antique victrola and a warped vinyl copy of Tiptoe Through the Tulips will no longer be performing at the Freedom 250 concert.

I got The Stendhal Syndrome UHD at barnes and noblers on an impulse as they didn't have that many vinegar syndrome sale titles in store. Comparing it to my older Blue Underground blu-ray - both are packed with extras but none are shared between the two releases oh boy thats the sweets spott

I wrote two (now three!) posts involving candles today wow what a day. 🕯️🕯️🕯️🕯️

This chocolate dipped strawberry candle smells so good I’m going to lose my gd mind.

The fun topic of UFOs / aliens / disclosure has kept some of the politically-shittiest loud company in recent years, so I really appreciate Spielberg’s joyful “everything in my movie is true!” energy during this press tour.

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Found an email offer for one year of AMCPlus with "full access to Shudder" for only $30 -- in my spam folder -- one day after the offer expired. 😑 Now lighting a candle in mourning and then tipping it over to burn the whole place down.

I don't... think?... that I want to go to a PlayStation State of Play announcement being screened at Alamo Drafthouse? But that's really exciting and encouraging for the show that that's happening.

I enjoyed this video so much. I’m in awe of the Labirintus and anyone who can conquer it. youtu.be/-8xkcmMANUI?...

Could I feel a storm coming on like a cat or dog if I attune my body?

Look at this little man that I made.

Best adaptation of The Odyssey, wrong answers only.

I regret to inform us that Cheez-it Crunch Kick’n Nacho Cheese Max Crunch & Flavor puffs don’t taste very good.

I've just watched The Big Hit (1998), which was really more tolerable than I expected it to be...? And respect for filling the video store at the end mostly with Troma posters, even though I see no prior Troma credits from the director, writer, producers... And Wahlberg's character is named Melvin!

Hokum? I hardly… um… … now about to be watching Hokum

The Testament of Ann Lee only 5 dollar on the digital store now. If a disc release isn’t coming then gosh I guess I haf no choice

My fan restoration thing of Koo Stark’s The Adolescents has gone past 50k views on YouTube! Some site must be linking to it but I don’t know who. I refuse to look at viewer retention stats, or which sections are most watched, or I’d prob want to take it down.

Important apple Magic Mouse that I bought for four dollar at a garage sale UPDATE: Did you know this older model that takes AA batteries does not let you use touch gestures (like scrolling!) on the iPad? But…

I found an apple Magic Mouse at an estate sale today for four dollar! Lifelong dream fulfilled. I'm not seeing any substantial benefit at all over using a trackpad. Relieved I never gave in to getting an ebay one for 40 or so.

#Splatterday here is ur movie for u 💕 2nite at 8/7central.

iTunes Apple whatever is having a big horror movie sale, but I've opted for a Cheech & Chong "Up in Smoke" and "Still Smokin'" double feature. I hope my regret is none to minimal.

I'm aimlessly browsing movie posters on ebay and (I don't want to buy it but) I love this one for Lee Cronin's The Mummy that I haven't seen before today. really captures the 70-80's European horror feel I thought the movie's story evoked, but I wish had stylistically leaned into a bit more.

This is an artistic street photograph titled "The Rainman," captured by photographer Mark Fearnley in Zagreb, Croatia.

Maybe playing through Grand Theft Auto 5’s story mode. Will I finish it this time?? Or is another game I’ll start and then put down for a month at a time? Playing from PS4 disc.

Oh gross that priest looked like he was INTO IT when Rex chewed into his neck. #TheLastDriveIn #MutantFam

This movie is so much more fun on second viewing and with (respectfully, truly) lowered expectations. #TheLastDriveIn #MutantFam

Have they got McDonalds in Dublin?? Kid, they've got thousands. #TheLastDriveIn #MutantFam

Mr. Rawhead Rex looks like a Saturday morning cartoon version of however he was intended to look. And I think that's neat. #TheLastDriveIn #MutantFam