Farage says he’s anti-elite But he’s bankrolled by Bamford, Haidar, Candy Just like Trump Just another hypocrite #BrokenBritainIsFarage

Farage says SEND is overdiagnosed That children are called victims He’s never waited two years for an EHCP Never begged a GP to listen Never held his sobbing child—school couldn’t help He won’t fix SEND He’ll “DOGE” it Strip it for parts Pass the savings to his rich friends #BrokenBritainIsFarage

Farage says GPs are overdiagnosing mental illness. He blames doctors. He blames disabled kids. He blames the system. But he’s not a doctor. He’s not a carer. He’s not qualified. He’s RFK Jr with a Union Jack. A parasite in a pinstripe. Selling cruelty as control. #BrokenBritainIsFarage

Farage says young disabled people are “victims.” He wants to slash benefits, reassess every claim, and strip support. But he costs the taxpayer 25 times more than a benefit claimant. He’s not cutting waste. He is the waste. #BrokenBritainIsFarage

Farage says leave the ECHR to control borders. But it won’t increase control. It’ll increase cruelty. These rights protect everyone—not just immigrants. So what’s the real goal? Strip protections Silence dissent Legalise abuse If Farage became PM, Would you still be safe? #BrokenBritainIsFarage

Farage says the ECHR blocks border control. But if he wants to bypass human rights law, he’ll need to leave the UN Torture Convention, The Rights of the Child, the Covenant on Civil and Political Rights. That isn't sovereignty. That’s isolation—alongside Russia and Belarus. #BrokenBritainIsFarage

Farage says we need to leave the ECHR to “take back control” of our borders. I thought Brexit was supposed to do that. Could it be… Farage was wrong? Or was control never the goal - just the grievance?

Politics shouldn’t be a career. It should be a service. Like the military - duty, not profit. Like jury duty - when your time’s up, they call the next.

An asylum seeker kills someone. "Deport all immigrants." Harold Shipman was a doctor. Peter Sutcliffe a truck driver. Expel GPs and HGV licence holders. They were English. Better deport all Englishmen to Rwanda. If guilt is collective, and punished by deportation, we should all pack our bags.

Farage says schools are poisoning kids with shame. I say they’re teaching us not to repeat history. Pride without empathy, understanding and reflection isn’t patriotism. It’s propaganda.

Nigel Farage politics: 💩 Shits on your doorstep 🇬🇧 Blames immigrants 🚫 Bans anyone not “100% English” from cleaning it 💰 Invents a “Shit Doorstep” tax 🧾 Fines you for the mess And calls it patriotism.

A little hope goes a long way.

I don't have a voice that many will hear. I am not visible to most. My actions, unlikely to cause a stir. I could endlessly scream at the void and never get a response. So I whisper, quietly, softly, knowing it doesn't matter and won't be heard. But always thinking 'maybe this time'.

It is getting increasingly difficult to find justifications for the human race. If an advanced alien civilisation or super AI decided it would be in the best interest of the world to exterminate us, it would be tricky to argue against them.

What Reform UK Really Thinks #VetoReformUK

What Reform UK Really Thinks "We’re cracking down on immigration. Not just people—food too. No curries. No Chinese. No pizza. And since potatoes come from the Americas, no chips or crisps either. Just fish, Yorkshire pudding, and cheddar cheese. Served with contempt." #VetoReformUK

To the men pushing fear, misinformation, and false blame: The greatest threat to children today comes from two of your own—Trump and RFK Jr. Mothers aren’t the problem. You are!

What Reform UK Really Thinks "We’re so ‘in touch’ with the younger generation and the average voter, we’re bringing back the Imperial currency system—240 pennies to the pound, and half-crowns for everyone. Also, tax cuts for corporations and our offshore accounts." #VetoReformUK

What Reform UK Really Thinks "We care about the environment. That’s why we’re launching a Gaslighting programme. Good thing we will be fracking the sh*t out of the countryside to replace Natural Gas." #VetoReformUK

What Reform UK Really Thinks "The Labour and Conservative parties don't think we can win an election. Insulting? Yes. They clearly don't think the UK has that many idiots." #VetoReformUK

What Reform UK Really Thinks "We value the diverse cultures and lifestyles living in the UK. Because they give us many groups to blame for your problems." #VetoReformUK

What Reform UK Really Thinks "We represent the everyman, the common man. For we are like you—just richer and more important." #VetoReformUK

What Reform UK Really Thinks "We’ve seen what’s happening in the US, and we’re worried. Worried that we don’t have that kind of leadership in the UK." #VetoReformUK

Ads MAGA Execs Rejected #5 *Mission Statement* MAGA™ stands for Truth, Justice, and Prosperity for All... our friends. All our friends. No one else. MAGA™: We don’t have to pretend to be nice anymore. MAGA™: We don’t care. You can't make us. [Legal flagged “truth” as misleading.] #AdVaultMAGA

They have elected Humanis Policlub to decide our fate. They have hired Alamos 20,000 to intimidate and detain us. But they haven’t paid off all the Runners. Some remain free - Shadowrunners who no longer cling to the shadows. Step forward. Step up. Resist. #ShadowrunNow

Ads MAGA Execs Rejected #4 Tired of numbers? Dave in Finance does sums in his head. Don’t like stats? Kev from Budgetting can say any percentage you want. Graphs pointing down? Jane from Acquisition flips them around. MAGA™— Stats only matter if we want them to. #AdVaultMAGA

Spinrad controls the feed. Horizon Group owns the grid. Saeder-Krupp syncs your soul. Their names have changed, but their intent remains. Their Digital Intelligences cannot see the Totem-bound Mystic. They have no spirit, no soul, no mana. We resist. #ShadowrunNow

Taglines MAGA Execs Rejected *Kool-Aid Campaign* MAGA™: 0% sugar. 0% fact. Made with 100% recycled cow feed [Pulled - internal review clarified: “We don’t feed livestock”] MAGA™: Available in any colour, except amarillo, azul, verde y morado [Pulled did not follow 'palette purity'] #AdVaultMAGA

The grid stuttered. Inflation paused. The dice were cast—but none were high enough. We wait while they reroll our future. #ShadowrunNow

F*ck you Trump, f*ck you. Paracetamol does NOT cause Autism. You f*cking C*nt!

Ads MAGA Execs Rejected #3 *Kool-Aid Campaign* Here at MAGA™, we don’t just give you Kool-Aid—we show you how to make your own to share with friends. MAGA™: Sharing isn’t caring, it’s forced. [Pulled after discovering Kool-Aid doesn’t come in only red varieties.] #AdVaultMAGA

They recruited Influencer Mercs, summoned AI like prophecy. They hacked the global economy, making themselves omnipotent financial disasters. But not a Night One Decker amongst them. No fur. No code. No street cred. #ShadowrunNow

Ads MAGA Execs Rejected #2.5.5 *Caps vs Hoods Campaign* — Internal Asset Exec: “Fire Bob in design. It said red OR white, not AND.” [Marked DO NOT DISTRIBUTE. Recovered from production archives.] #AdVaultMAGA

Shadowrun’s ICE stopped netrunners. Ours detains families. They gave us Firewatch—but not DocWagon. We got raids, not rescue. #ShadowrunNow

Taglines MAGA Execs Rejected #2.5 *Caps vs Hoods Campaign* MAGA™: Because headwear should be red or white. MAGA™: Why whisper when you can scream? [Abandoned due to design and production challenges] #AdVaultMAGA

Ads MAGA Execs Rejected #2 *Caps vs Hoods Campaign* White hoods not your style? Red caps more your vibe? Join MAGA™ today - where fashion meets faction. [Dropped due to design and production issues.] #AdVaultMAGA

Taglines MAGA Execs Rejected #1.5 MAGA™: Create your own truth. MAGA™: It’s not propaganda, it’s proper good. [Focus group said it felt too much like a BBC rebrand.] #AdVaultMAGA

Dear Autocrats and Megacorps, ICE is a defence against malicious attacks, not a weapon against minorities. #ShadowrunNow

Ads MAGA Execs Rejected #1 Tired of “I’ve got a racist friend!” as proof they don’t hate you? Or “So what if they’re a paedophile—what they do at home isn’t my concern” as faux tolerance? Join MAGA™—where moral ambiguity is good manners [Focus group said it hit too close to home.] #AdVaultMAGA

I thought Shadowrun came with dragons. So far all we got is Megacorps and Autocrats. #ShadowrunNow

When I was younger, fractions mattered. “I’m not 7—I’m 7 and three quarters. That’s very almost all grow’d up.” So next birthday, I won’t be turning 45. I’ll be 21 and 96 quarters. Boom—adults will think I’m younger, kids will think I’m the most grow’d up ever.

I hope the British public show some common sense and reject Nigel Farrage and Reform. They are just Trump and MAGA, only with British accents and without the stupid hats.

Dear Elon Musk, You're a cunt, you managed to fuck up the U.S. by pretending to be political. Now you're trying to fuck up the U.K. What's your problem? Didn't you get enough hugs? Or are you just a cockwomble? Do everyone a favour, shut your mouth and fuck off. Regards, Matthew

A Right Wing Activist is dead. Their beliefs are still wrong and need to be opposed. Doing so does not make you callous or uncaring. A human being is dead. The unecessary and violent loss of any life is totally unacceptable. Not being able to see this does make you callous and uncaring.

I just had my first real life encounter with a flat-Earther, who I will refer to a Dickbag for simplicity- Pointing at my Daughters Rainbow school bag, Dickbag: You know rainbows are interesting? The closer to the Arctic you get the shallower the arc. Me: So, the further south you go.... 1/3

By the way Mr. Trump, I expect to spend/invest at least £390gazillion in the US over the next few years. That's like, loads of zeros and a shit tonne more than that Cockwomble Zuckerberg. Where's my White House press conference you cunt!!

Sensible people see a sign that says 'Do Not Feed the Lions, They Are Wild and Dangerous Animals' and will decide not to feed the lions. A Trump supporter feeds the lions, gets mauled by them and then blames the Liberals, immigrants and Transgender people.

Me: I am happy Person: Then tell your face Me: I don't tell my face I am happy in the same way I don't tell my feet that I am tired Person: That makes no sense Me: Neither does talking to body parts

'The Department of War' Really Donald? Really?? You're a Cockwomble!

I have been told that putting my fingers in my ears and chanting la-la-la until they leave doesn't mean I won the argument. Yeah, whatever, says you. It doesn't mean I lost the argument either.