This is actually correct btw and it's why hypno kink is so popular among newly out trans femmes

I looked away for five seconds and suddenly oomfie has become a very fun writer

Moments alone. You take momemts alone. You stare at a city below you. Two of them hold hands under the table and crack jokes. You wait for the cold bite of distance and the hot nausous twist of anxiety. It never comes. It doesn't hurt, why doesn't it hurt? Why don't you feel lonely?

Every woman I know has a despicable and poisoned heart

@scolopendravisage.bsky.social :3

E is for Estranged

No no no no no no

I am going to start an acapella Harsh Noise band

Ive been playing bloodborne again

(an incomplete bibliography of Interloper's published articles. here, in hydrogen's dream, we must content ourselves with the scraps that travelers leave behind)

New favorite DID coincidence dropped

The Weeping Wings- 2025

We should hang out again I think it would be fun :3

I will be homeless in two months if I cannot find work

Oh, I am not enjoying this, also why is a fucking House of Leaves ref there lmao

Having opinions is dangerous; expressing them is worse. Each one is another reason that people might dislike you. No—don't risk it. Be a mirror. one like => one unwise thought

Taking a giant toke: Right so my headmate and I's relationship is like the finite and the infinite. I am the extended context she exists in and she is appearance The cashier at Petco: Can she do that in here? His manager: I don't care we, are not making you a hotpink collar that says "FUCKHUNGER"

I think I hate this kind of posting now. I disavow you, me from 24 days ago.

Woman I used to hook up with sent me this. Do you guys think I have grounds to sue for IIED

Accidentally grabbed my safety razor after posting this god hates me

Wamt. Blood. :]

Posts made one month before disaster

"everything that happens in this world is beautiful" would be a lovely title for a modern homage to 120 Days of Sodom.

need cold to end so can do work and have fun pls end pls end pls end i am like so fucking excited to be able to do things again

Wanting to gnaw on my hands but apparently I'm not allowed to ruminate and be scared anymore so I'm just laying on the floor staring at the ceiling.

Let's get drunk and drown in a bathtub together, bestie

Someone should give me 20 dollar for burrito I thimk

When people ask "Wow, Bug, you carry an air of mysterious sorrow redolent of the finite's heartbreak over its inability to breach the boundary between it and the uncountable, how?" I do fingerguns and tell them I think about things that make me cry till I can masturbate to them

Some of y'all really need this

Lockpicks are surprisingly useful for general household tasks tbh

doing whats called a “sub power move” by swallowing the married dom’s wedding ring when she puts her fingers down my throat

Me at confessional: So like, father, it feels bad right? She's having fun, they're having fun, I'm having fun. But I never stop missing her. It hurts, makes me feel pathetic, a lowly worm. The Chipotle cashier, tapping 20% on the screen: Love is never a sin, carry it bravely.

I appreciate that I am a relaxing presence but my brain NEEDS that information or it starts flagging you as a potential threat because that's just been my life baby

Sometimes other autistic people are so comfortable around me they stop masking completely and this includes speaking entirely in monotone with a uniform cadence and while it is flattering it always makes me feel like someone has smashed two handfuls of wet eggs onto my head

i would literally rather be called a faggot than "they" actually

Never let it be said that my workbeastship is poor

Furiously googling for: magical red light that makes beautiful women horny

Break time 😌

Girl whose eyes default to spirals at any unexpected situation.

Me: What do you think the people are interested in The bifocals wearing dog who has claw hammers for feet that lives in my brain: Tell them about how the bimbofication lifestyler community will always replicate fascist dynamics Me: If you get frontstuck again I'm killing us

Remember how a bunch of right-wing internet whineboys called me an "unhinged extremist" when I said that right-wingers actively encourage filth and disease?

what matters most in fighting games is that everyone has fun! (wins in cvs2 with sagat once) look at me. your mother did not even bother to give you a reflection. i have given you your purpose and now it has passed. you will retire to a monastery and consider your ignorance as the shadows grow long

I think a lot about how back when I hung out with bimbo lifestylers there was a girl who got long COVID brain damage and was really upset that she was "stupid now" and couldn't kink on it. Like full on multi paragraph screeds and 2 hour rants a day. Grim. Fucking grim.

Meal prep is great but try not to fall too deep into the trap of boring repetitive meals. Instead prep separate batches of side dishes, starches, or vegetables which can be used to accompany any evening entree to take a complete dinner preparation activity down to a single task with easy cleanup.

It's only ever too late for anything if you're dead