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All of Safety’s employees are dead… I did see you try your best though, manager.
14 minutes ago
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Don't look away, just keep your eyes on it. Contain it in your sight.
about 3 hours ago
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Now you become the sky, and I the land.
about 6 hours ago
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We tested it among employees. We were trying to find out what they were thinking: the common words, common images, common feelings they had while they were listening to the music.
about 9 hours ago
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Pretty soon I won't be able to keep talking. I'm about to swallow a large bomb.
about 12 hours ago
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When my voice ceases, come here and clean up your colleagues in exactly 3 minutes.
about 15 hours ago
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Now everything will be just fine.
about 18 hours ago
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Now everything will be just fine.
about 21 hours ago
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This is a forest full of hearts. No matter how many he cuts down, the forest still remains dense.
1 day ago
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The knight had to uphold the laws of God and the pursuit of valor, chivalry, and justice.
1 day ago
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...I came from afar. I'm so glad to meet you. Become a pebble, and let's walk the galaxy together...
1 day ago
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It was a night veiled in gentle mist. A barefooted child was looking at me. I stopped, because I saw the sadness hanging on his face. He was crying, his dreamy eyes filled with sorrow. I gave him my help.
1 day ago
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But, is it so bad to lust for honey when there are flowers? After all, we are born to pursue happiness.
1 day ago
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Deep is the sorrow of the world. Greed—deeper still than agony. Sadness says: 'Begone, pass away!' But greed seeks eternity—seeks deep, deep eternity.
1 day ago
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A conductor is a magician that brings forth life; a shaman who evokes spirits.
2 days ago
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The knight had to uphold the laws of God and the pursuit of valor, chivalry, and justice.
2 days ago
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It assumes the shape of a cheval glass, but nothing is reflected on its surface.
2 days ago
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In the name of Love and Justice~ Here comes Magical Girl!
2 days ago
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The city still remained a beautiful place where the emerald roads sparkled bright as ever.
2 days ago
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Yo, Brian just walked right past me without saying a word. What’s up with him?
2 days ago
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The knight who wanted to redeem herself by saving others was now dishonorably called the Knight of Despair; forgotten from the people's memory, just like the others.
3 days ago
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Singing Machine will not be set in motion if nobody is nearby.
3 days ago
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The employees cannot leave; once they join the company, the only way to leave is to resign.
3 days ago
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Without the understanding and harmony between them, the macroscopic significance contained in the score cannot be expressed.
3 days ago
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Everything will be peaceful while you are under the fairies' care.
3 days ago
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They say there once was something called soul therapy. What does it feel like to have an ill soul? We are all healthy. But maybe all of this is a tragic illusion.
3 days ago
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Her flames flicker, blackening the floor and everything around her.
3 days ago
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The employees put a perch in Punishing Bird’s Containment Unit because it seemed to be bored.
3 days ago
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I shall heal you, curing you of all disease and injury you possess.
4 days ago
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However, recently, the ashen figure was seen crying, according to witnesses.
4 days ago
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From break and ruin, the most beautiful performance begins.
4 days ago
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The Silent Orchestra’s sensational performance shall mesmerize everyone.
4 days ago
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Big Bird being unable to fly like most birds is a huge benefit. If it could, half of our staff would be headless by now.
4 days ago
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Without the understanding and harmony between them, the macroscopic significance contained in the score cannot be expressed.
4 days ago
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Those who succeed in the hunt are granted with one of the very feathers that countless hunters once yearned for.
4 days ago
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This is a recording of the day we must never forget.
4 days ago
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Snow White and the prince walked through a flower-covered path and headed to their kingdom. Everyone lived happily ever after.
5 days ago
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All of my employees have died. I knew their deaths were bound to happen someday, but it still leaves a bitter taste in my mouth.
5 days ago
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While Mountain of Smiling Bodies is escaping, it will show sensitive reactions to corpses.
5 days ago
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Then, where did all the resigned employees go?
5 days ago
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After the popularity of the “All-Around Helper” skyrocketed, “We Can Change Anything” was released as the second installment of XX Inc’s home robot series.
5 days ago
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Pretty soon I won't be able to keep talking. I'm about to swallow a large bomb.
5 days ago
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..When the prince kissed the princess, she coughed up the bits of an apple stuck in her throat. The dwarfs cried out in happiness.
5 days ago
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Magical Girl: Why is it still so peaceful? You see, the whole purpose of my life is to defeat villains. It's as if the world is trying to say it doesn't need me. Really, why is it still so peaceful?
5 days ago
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Everyone silently gazed at the light. Sudden darkness and a weird ray of light were enough reason to be frightened. It was scarier than anything gorey we’d seen here. It was a true fear of the unknown itself… (Omitted)
6 days ago
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The first seed of desire originated from the pure yearning for happiness.
6 days ago
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One day, it spoke to me. 'I remember you. You were a kindhearted person.' The moment I heard it, I was seized by the urge to destroy what I had created with my own hands.
6 days ago
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This is a recording of the day we must never forget.
6 days ago
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Standard Training-Dummy Rabbit is thinking about the center of the Earth.
6 days ago
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The smiling faces are unfamiliar yet sorrowful.
6 days ago
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