Happy Friday!

I'm in the women's changing room, which today is the mens changing room I'm equally as confused, but at least it doesn't smell of piss

This lighting really brings out my greys.

Voting is sexy. Make sure you vote today, sexy people!

Farmers have enough to deal with as it is these days. But having a day without being able to use their sheep dogs just puts more pressure on them. What with it being a ban collie day today.

UPDATE - I've bagged myself a date with someone else as a result of this post 😊

Went for a long walk up a big mountain

So #tinder is going well for me. At this rate I might get a date in 2029.

Life is so much better when the weather is nice...... And there's wine

It's not Tuesday but lets mix it up #toweltuesday

Sundays are for wrestling. Lets go 💪 #singletsunday

It's not Tuesday but lets mix it up #toweltuesday

✋🏻🛑this is a pit stop! 🛑✋🏻 Quote with your pit pics 💪🏼

Quote with a shower pic 🚿🧼 #humpday

About time we got some sun

No hangover 🥳 Happy Easter!

I love daytime drinking. I'm drunk, home by 8pm and now I just want to post nudes* *also not going to happen on here

Seek and ye shall I find 👀🙋‍♂️

Beach day

Weekend lie ins

Harvey, the most handsome, loving, bestest, goodest boy is 7 today 🥳 And he expects birthday fusses from all of you!

Highly recommend these books for anyone that likes a big gay murder mystery. 'Open' 'Death at the Yumbo' 'Followers'

Last sunrise in Spain 🇪🇸

Good morning Blueskyers 👋

Good morning from Spain 🇪🇸

How big are you? 6'5" / 196cm 97kgs

Hi friends 👋 😉

Gorton and Denten to Reform, Goodwin and Farage today. #ReformUK #GortonDentonByElection #GortonDenton

Work hard 💪 Relax harder 😊

What's your biggest fear? 👀

Late gym and swim. Last push before holiday 💪

Gym done

I need to find myself a husband, because I need to stop cooking for one but eating for two. Nom nom.

New gym, same pose, better lighting, same dirty mirrors.

Home at last, followed by straight into night shifts 😴😭

I love messing with those twats that ring up to tell me my Internet has been compromised. Keep them on the phone for as long as poss pretending to be a confused old man being talked through, then spelling out an error message phonetically T.W.A.T. They hate it 🤣🤣

With my experience of Theme Hospital, I could fix the NHS. 🤒

0930am Always judging me for being lazy

If it's media in DM's I fully expect you to slide right into them 😉

Jack did so well to get as far as he did, but it wasn't meant to be. Stephen and Rachel fully deserved to win that. They played a superb game! #thetraitors

On the edge of our seats! #thetraitors

That last task was immense! Fair play to them all 👏 #thetraitors

Traitors night ready 🍷 #thetraitors

Why do they torture us like this?? 😭 #TheTraitors

Stephen!!! You had your chance to play the perfect game 🤦🏻‍♂️ #TheTraitors

Wrong person to murder! #thetraitors

Stephen: Is that person OK?! Claudia: They are dead. They'll be fine Quality #thetraitors

Gym done 💪

Furthest I've been: North: Saariselkä (Finland) East: Brisbane South: Perth West: San Francisco