laughing about this, not the comic, the other thing that happened

I've fallen from 19 to 16 followers here, the boys in the success guru forums are gonna have a field day with this

*peeling off the old Trump 2020 sticker* Yes I think the stickman humping 'Your Feelings' will do quite nicely

🙍Techno Mecanicus status?? 🧓0 biometrics.. condition unknown. 🙍‍♀️Woke Mind. It must have... corroded all his com systems...

i'm the guy comin into the office monday asking if anyone heard about all this barbenheimer stuff

Y'all need me to pick ya up anything?

hold on king, did you just say you like to say random words on your stream like bananas?

I peaked at 19 followers, gonna be rough from here on out

Getting followed for posting a joke is all anyone really wants

At super hero command center. Captain America: How are we supposed to get Thanos to stop eating all the world's candy?! Door opens, we see Wonkas silhouette. 'You need a candy that's.. everlasting' CA: How did you get in here?! Wonka face reveal tipping hat: Let's just say I had a golden ticket.

imagining him posting this and then showing his phone to all the sad losers he pays to be around him

when did 'I have a dream' become 'check out my stream'

here come the AI losers, fuck off with that following bot shit

Grillin borgors

I 3D printed a switch controller holder, wow!

a few positions opened up to join my ass kissers club if anyones interested

Supreme Court Patch Notes Student Loan Debt Relief Reduced from $20,000 to 0. Affirmative Action Removed. Same-sex Couples Equal Access to All Businesses Removed. Evangelical Christians No Longer Work on Sundays (Religious Exemption Buff Vs USPS). Online Disdain For Supreme Court Buffed.

the system of oppression is working as intended folks

It looks like Valve is banning games from Steam if they use AI-generated assets that the uploaders don't have the rights to. It's a smart thing to do, given that AI generated content is just plagiarism with a blur filter.

air quality so toxic it's guesting on joe rogan

twitter vs bsky

on god

hop on league of legends

Hot dog time machine

My last 3 Twitter ads were a Hawaiian shirt, a retractable baton that can smash cans and blue chew. Buying all 3 and giving your mom a call.

It feels much easier to stop looking here than it was to stop using twitter (good thing). Hate engagement crept in so subtly over time. It feels like pre-trump era twitter to me.

Anyone being nice online today?

Detecting oxygen levels at 5%. Probability of success now 100%. Reducing Tension on Cervical Vertebrae.

Lil Lillith 3D print

everything in the world is chibby wibby crazy sauce wild style insaneo right now

your uber has arrived

[group of kids in a forest huddled around a cell phone] So.. you guys wanna see a skeet?

Inside of me is one Homer, who really wants to get out

Imagine being offline long enough to come back to a post and say 'wow this blew up'

Friday Work✅ Nap ✅ Bad screen 📴 Good screen 🔛

If you're a snail but they find you, that's a trail issue

[45 year old man getting his first colonoscopy] Doctor my bussy hort!

Today we mourn the loss of the 'Submarine 5'. May they ever rest as a big blob of goop inside a crumpled up tin can.

this place feels like starting an rpg with everyone having super low stats that feel real, 10 followers, yep I can understand that, maybe even achieve it, it's quaint

You wouldn't

this is the dog in me

@joybyte.cool Hey, here's that 'funny poster' icon (his words not mine) you were asking about. I again, don't know how you're going to put it on your profile, but here it is.

Such a nasty place

Patiently waiting for the 'Remembering the Submarine 5' articles, I fucking miss them so much

please tell me you can't post gifs here, that would be so nice