i think cris collinsworth should go on the traitors

what a glorious time to be alive, pistons are being glazed during a nationally broadcast lakers game 😌 (on lebron’s birthday no less!)

“it’s cuckoo town” will never be “it’s wackadoodle time”

andy cohen, i beg of thee, make britani bateman a full-fledged housewife

i think jake’s wife sent that snake via etsy witch #survivor49

why does sage look like she’s about to crash out about a mirror glaze chocolate cake with raspberry coulis #survivor49

who wins this fight: vince the hard boiled detective (2025) vs. me as humpty dumpty in shrek the musical (2014) #bb27

john turturro. what a man

the best part about me as a petsitter imo is that i WILL educate your lil babies on the cinematic works of todd haynes and they WILL love every second of it

how lucky i am to be alive at the same time as the goat jared goff

rage trading julio rodriguez in my roto league was the worst roster move i made all fantasy season, note to self to just never draft him again to avoid this bone-headed decision altogether

watching quarterback on netflix and started crying before they even got to the second syllable of the first 🗣️ JA-RED GOFF

i hope every season now starts with a bro getting evicted week one after beefing with a woman 20 years older than him. thrilling tbh #bb27

i didn’t realize one of jimmy’s triplets was prison mike #bb27

💎 as i watch it for the first time i’m just gonna thread all my miscellaneous RHOBH thoughts here, i have too many random fragments to actually weave anything cohesive out of them 💎

now WHY are the real housewives of beverly hills circa s2e2 flying FRONTIER AIRLINES ?!?!?!

RHOBH season 1 MVP: adrienne maloof’s bicycle handle streamer hair clips

when i look at kim and kyle richards all i see is an AU sonja morgan and meredith marks

@ espn technical support i know the season is over but can you please remove this man from my team???? nemesis smh

just made myself cry at my office desk reading reddit posts about the pistons ama

what should my next housewives journey be?? 👀 i loooooved RHONY and RHOSLC, but i’m caught up to the most recent season and need a plan for what’s next

2025 Q1 MVP is the screenzen app — restricting my instagram access is actually one of the best things i’ve ever done?? tell 17 y/o me this she would riot

i have flown through the first 3 seasons of RHOSLC and i must say i am enthrallllllled by meredith marks. what IS it about her aura!!

might f around and plan a vegas trip for my 30th bday (in 14 months) who’s with me

major life update: after a 3.5 year journey, i have officially watched every episode of the real housewives of new york that has aired on television to date. huge milestone for me

mike sainristil u were one of my fav michigan players. and now u have betrayed us. i just talked to jared goff on the phone and he has confirmed our villain arc is locked and loaded

jenna lyons, you tall gorgeous enigmatic gemini, you have changed my life

my brain during all of my conscious moments: hey alexa, play will anybody ever love me? by sufjan stevens

so far the best thing about 2025 is that it’s no longer 2024

i’m only me when i’m checking my fantasy scores in the theater 30 minutes before countess luann’s christmas cabaret

i do it for my daddy and i do it for dale

would love to know why my company decided to make the display name for my new email address/teams account my full ass government name, which i have never in my life gone by, despite the email address itself having the correct name??? (and would love to know why that’s making me cry lol?????)

i love so many things, including but not limited to: - detroit lions - detroit pistons - USWNT - NWSL (lfg red stars) - RHONY - survivor - big brother - palia - fortnite festival - books - lady gaga - chappell roan - taylor swift - video essays - celebrity gossip - unhinged middle-aged women

my favorite part about pistons home games is that after a loss, the dj plays ‘glad you came’ by the wanted as fans shuffle out of little caesar’s arena. it’s verging on camp and i love it

hello bluesky, or as i keep pronouncing it in my head, blueski