I can’t wait to be cozied up in a dive bar, having dinner, swaying at a concert, or tumbling in the sheets with you. I know it’s always a sweet adventure. 💋 My books are open. Now where are you seeing me? 🗓️🗺️ lynnvondallen.my.canva.site 💌[email protected]

The weather has been so good. 😌

Rainy days. 🌧️

You win, and your girl is back on onlyfans . onlyfans.com/lynnvondallen

I’m not always nude or in lingerie. Come lift this band tee up.

My favorite mail day. 💌

And the last part I needed has been ordered. Thanks S! 💋

Someone should gift me the power steering fluid off my wishlist. 🫣 www.amazon.com/hz/wishlist/...

Selling this nude photo set with two videos included til Sunday. That’s 17 items of juicy horny content all for $10! 💋 🚨My normal deal is 5 photos for $55 and videos are priced per minute. I wouldn’t miss out! 😈

Selling this nude photo set with two videos included til Sunday. That’s 17 items of juicy horny content all for $10! 💋 🚨My normal deal is 5 photos for $55 and videos are priced per minute. I wouldn’t miss out! 😈

I just have to fix my return hose and the metal line, then my power steering issues will be fixed, and I can do DMTY again! So so close to reopening my books. 🫶🏼 allmylinks.com/lynnvondallen

Some men buy you flowers, some buy you flowers AND the alternator you’ve been needing.

📞✨ My line’s open at 6PM cst, who’s brave and horny enough to call in? www.sextpanther.com/ellevondallen

When I reopen my books in couple weeks it won’t be announced, as I’m only privately letting clients who reached out to me, or sent tips while I was unwell know. The rest of you? Never on my radar. Never will be. 😜

Send $20 for my breakfast & bevies. $lynnvondallen

RIP Graham Greene. Every time he popped up on screen when I was a kid, my mom would excitedly point him out for being an actual Native on the screen. Able to be deadly serious and infinitely hilarious (even in smaller roles like Last of Us), he ate up the screen. Nʌki’wah brother.

Someone should send me $100 for a Red Bull. 🥰

Just realized I never got to be horny around a bonfire this summer. 🥹

Eating plums and being a bitch.

I have an alternator to replace, a power steering leak to fix, a two day hotel stay to grab, and you can help by: Tipping, pre ordering some nudes, booking virtual or real time with me, subbing to my sites, and much more. 💋 allmylinks.com/lynnvondallen

I have Venmo again. My new boyfriend , daddy’s , and paypigs can apply and make sure it works here: venmo.com/u/lynnvondal...

My grass is greener, and it’s always sunny wherever I’m at. ✨

Guess who’s off hiatus. 😈

I miss being a whoooreee. I need to come off hiatus. 🥹

If this mechanic says fat finger one more time I’m gonna squirt.

I’m not holding any chastity keys right now, and I think that’s what I need to make the summer.

I’ve been so bad with social media lately lolol

No bookings for July, y’all really pushed me into a hiatus. Touché.

I love bringing up the fact that Pilates was created in prison inspired by cats.

Kind of feeling like I need to have courtesan me in one page and Domina me on another.

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Sit tight, I’ll be right back.

Hard to argue with that.

Coming off hiatus, and will only have availability for the sweetest suitors, and obedient submissives.. where are meeting? 🗓️ Emails with deposit attached are the only ones that will be answered. 💌 [email protected] allmylinks.com/lynnvondallen lynnvondallen.my.canva.site

Coming off hiatus, and will only have availability for the sweetest suitors, and obedient submissives.. where are meeting? 🗓️ Emails with deposit attached are the only ones that will be answered. 💌 [email protected] allmylinks.com/lynnvondallen lynnvondallen.my.canva.site

I’m in NYC from 6/12 to 6/22 and I’m ready to play! Email [email protected] to book or buy me a drink! Payment links: msha.ke/salemrainsam...

#NoKings #June14

I would love to own a club someday.

My grass is greener, and it’s always sunny wherever I’m at. ✨

New York, you better book and treat my babydoll well, and to all the cutest cocktails. 😉🍸 #fssw #datenewyork

You’d think as a Domme I’d be into fingerless leather gloves, but I fear I hate them.

Leaving this here for anyone that is resisting anywhere! #fuckice #fucktrump #resist #acab #freeallpeople

Okay putting salt and vinegar chips in this sandwhich for a crunch was actually a good idea.

I’m not holding any chastity keys right now, and I think that’s what I need to make the summer.

If anyone wants to fund my hotel room for my birthday it’s $113.95 and you’ll get a photo or two. 😈🎂

There’s a special place in hell for men who blow up your notifications but don’t tip.

I always need to get at least 3 bookings, doesn’t matter what kind to make it happen. Lately I always just get one, and can’t ever seem to make it to Chicago. Manifesting it’s different this time around. ✨