We have cola at home

Potato casserole

Bread dumpling in mushroom sauce

Maccheroni with meat sauce

Me: Movie night with some friends, we'll go out to eat, buy a bunch of snacks and watch some movies. Just a lazy Saturday, no need to prepare anything. ...also me:

Luke Skywalker: Is AI stronger? Master Yoda: No, no. Quicker, easier, more seductive.

I saw this recipe for hashbrowns I really wanted to try, because I still have too many potatoes. I realize that Käsekrainer may not be the perfect pairing, but that's what I had.

Fun fact: Most Austrians have never seen The Sound of Music and will not know what you are talking about when you reference it.

I just want to point out that "spreading his hand at the multitude there" was probably the 1975 way in which Queen correctly predicted the meme *gestures broadly at everything*

Grilled ham and cheese sandwich

Bifteki

It's only real Dracula if it comes from the Transylvania region of Romania and buys a house in London. If it buys a house in Germany it is called a Nosferatu.

The wobbly shadow monster

Cheesy white garlic stew

I dreamed I saw on a moonlit stair Spreading his hand on the multitude there A man who cried for a love gone stale And ice-cold hearts of charity bare The Prophet's Song 1975

Roasted knackwurst with roasted potato mash

I ripped what I sewed

Bunte Wurstnudeln

Potato and cabbage sabzi

I'll be honest, I had no idea what Dungeons & Dragons was about or why people were so passionate about it, but now that I watched all the movies I totally get it.

Wurstgulasch

Stir fry chicken with pak choi

Tuna pasta

If you are a white person and your youtube video claims you will tell me how to cook "authentic" ethnic food, I will immediately distrust you.

Saucy soy mince and Rösti

Scheiterhaufen

I'm calling it crustless pizza

My niece today: "We're watching the Willy Wonka movie" Μe: "The old one or the new one?" My niece: "The old one, with Johnny Depp"

I have been invited to lunch today

Sunday morning baking

Slightly diminish a band Princess

Fried liver-cheese with mirror-egg and earth-apple puree* *literally translated from the Austrian language

Everyone has a playlist of songs they want to be played at their funeral, right?

Many people don't know this about me, but I was found abandoned at the doorsteps of a monastery They said: "Wake up and go home you drunk fool"

I ordered Garum

My mom just came over to bring me a hunk of liver-cheese that my sister's brother in law has made who is a butcher. Liver-cheese is an Austrian speciality that contains neither liver nor cheese

Beef noodle soup

I'm having another backyard visitor

Cabbage potato sabzi

I have gotten some new followers on here recently. I hope you know what that means. ...i'm going to tell all my old jokes again

Christmas pasta All components of this, the noodles, the sauce and the cheese, have been given to me as Christmas gifts by family members

"He talks a lot, tells me things I didn't ask about. Mostly things I already know in one way or another. Probably because he likes hearing himself talk, but I also think he sincerely believes I should be interested in the things he has to say" Yeleen's journal

Ramen

I don't know why this would be a debate. It is fact that Aliens exists and there is no doubt about it. I have it on DVD and Blu-ray and it is one of the best movies ever made

cōng yóu bǐng

Some bwoy must be sick ina dem head Burn down bridges and build walls instead And a pier badness dem spread But me know that one day pon Babylon it ago dread Leave us alone Everything we build up see dem want trample down Gentleman

Pizza

Canned some beef broth for later

Beef salad

I was going to make a joke about Dr. Disrespect being all over the news again because he bought a VR headset, but someone beat me to it.