Complaining to the internet always works, right? My grandmother can't find her car keys. And I'm not allowed to leave later unless we do. 😭😂

celli and I also did a thing over the summer!

I've been away for Reasons (aka mental health bs) and idk if I'm really "back" on the internet yet, BUT! Celli gave me a birthday present and it's amazing. It's one of my favorite things I've written and I'm just all 🥰😍 that she did this for me!

They're gone. I hope everyone has an amazing time tonight!

Still have Hobi tickets. Willing to be VERY negotiable at this point. lol #HopeOnTheStage

I have to sell my Hobi tickets for Reasons. 😭 I'm only mildly devastated, I swear. I'd like to make some of my money back, so I'm hoping for $400 each but am willing to negotiate. DM me here or on discord and I'll send proof or whatever you need. 2 tickets for March 13 in NY section 117, row 1

Did some organizing yesterday to keep me off screens. Is anyone interested in free yarn? I'd prefer to just send all of it to someone in one fell swoop. If shipping is a lot, I may ask you to split it, but most likely, this would be a box of free stuff for you. See alt text for more descriptions.

Taking recs for compact hybrids and pro tips on surviving car shopping (aka probably the only shopping I *don't* like) with a concussion... Seriously, if anyone has done any car research recently and can give me notes, I'd appreciate it so I can limit some screen time.

Some dumbass kid with a learner's permit & no licensed driver in the car rear ended me Mon night & I have a mild concussion & I am sad & bored & just want to read fic but my head hurts & I'm dizzy just posting this. ☹️ Complaining to the internet usually works, right? My headache will go away now?

A bit of a life update I guess, because why not. It's definitely midlife crisis time up in here. I guess I'll tag this #StateOfStrange so you can mute if you want. This is also #MentalHealth stuff. (Unrelated: Did I read somewhere that screenreaders need caps in hashtags or did I make that up?)

@aliascelli.bsky.social is teaching me to embroider. me: oh wait, you said not to do this part, right? her: yes, but it's fine, it really doesn-- me: *already ripping out stitches* her: why do I even bother talking?

Ahahahaha -2

Anyone know of this article?

I forgot to mention loudly and publicly that this is for @aliascelli.bsky.social and she inspired it and I will not hide that fact to let her save any dignity whatsoever. *insert evil laugh here*

Spent my sick day pretending to know html & finally posted this. It's gen, canon, and absolute utterly ridiculous silliness. But it's only 513 words, so you should go read it anyway! #btsfics Jimin’s membership in BTS needs to be reevaluated. Let’s discuss. archiveofourown.org/works/62445004

ngl, I can't stay on bsky rn bc I didn't get Hobi tickets and I'm really, really sad about it. My heat is broken and I'm on the east coast of the US (polar vortexes are FUN). I might have covid for the first time (have symptoms & came in contact but tested neg last night). So today kinda sucks.

1. Yes, you have ADHD. 2. Boundaries: Not just lines on a map! 3. Just because you had a "good childhood" and "nothing bad" happened to you doesn't mean you don't have trauma.

I'm sorry for not searching this myself. I swear I'm not trying to be lazy; I'm legit asking for help. I've had a really rough week & have no spoons left. -do we know when Hobi tickets go on sale in US? -I'm guessing there will be an album too? Any info on that?

Did you ever sit in a nice, quiet apartment listening to some music and wonder... What the FUCK are the people upstairs even doing?! And why can't they do it more quietly??

@aliascelli.bsky.social has succeeded where no one else has (even really bothered to try)! I have *finally* seen The Princess Bride! It was wonderful and lovely and fun and I enjoyed it very, very much.

Haven't been around in many days, but just doing a drive by to say: the absolute AUDACITY of men! Hopefully this will stay amusing to me and not turn into a Thing I must deal with further. But, MEN! jfc. 🙄

I couldn't sleep last night. It's 7:50 am; I've been up for 20, maybe 30, minutes. I think I put my contacts in the wrong eyes. So apparently that's how today's gonna go. If you want to send pictures of pretty people, I think it would help. ijs.

Good points here, but I think one is missing. As a reader whose brain hates WIPs & avoids them, I have to wait. Posting WIPs in fests seems to be the new normal & I gotta say, I don't love it. But if I'm gonna *finish* reading your fic? I can't start until it's all there. 🤷🏻‍♀️ Brains gonna brain, yo.

I love this one! It's all great, but one of my favorite parts is the group chats with JK, Jimin, Tae, & Hobi. Their reactions to JK's panic are spot on and absolute perfection. Might be time for another reread...

So some may know that my friend Andy and I started publishing a podcast called Queer Rants about all things queer. Episode 23 went live today for anyone interested in giving it a go! We’ve had very good feedback, so hopefully it’s a good rec if you’re interested. 🔞 #podcast

LISTEN. Whatever it takes, okay?!

Guess who has so! many! things! to do today and has also just wasted so! much! time! in a youtube spiral!!! /o\ Okay, I'm getting up now. I swear. Gotta find the right playlist.

Apparently today is December 1st. I have two notable things about this day: 1. Due to time zones, we got Indigo. 2. Today is the 6th anniversary of a pretty fantastic party. #1 is far more meaningful to me. #2, well, the wedding was great, but the marriage wasn't & I am much happier divorced!

This is *so* funny. August's Jin and Tae are so perfectly spot on. You should go read it right now.

I'm doing New Year's cards this year! (In other words, please expect nothing before, like, mid-January. lol) It would make me very happy to send you fun mail! If you'd like one, DM me or reply and I'll get in touch. Non-U.S. friends absolutely welcome! ❤️

FYI, these are absolutely gorgeous and great quality. Highly recommend all her work!

No, really, I would love to love on you! ❤️😍🥰❤️ No dw account needed, btw. Go throw your name up on the holiday love meme!

It is time to remind everyone of the best "All I Want For Christmas Is You" cover of all time. Hands down, my favorite Christmas song. ("Christmas EveL" is a close second.) open.spotify.com/track/48wRnW...

I hope I see lots of names I recognize on here this year. Let me loooooove youuuuuu! Mine is here: gdgdbaby.dreamwidth.org/313971.html?...

How is this the same duo who did Red Lights?? The duality! The range! I am truly amazed and impressed. (They're ridiculous and adorable and I love them.)

Not going home for T-giving because I have a cold. It's honestly completely fine except that I'm coughing so much I've given myself a headache & am so annoying to be around right now. Otoh, glad to live alone. Otoh, I have to get my own snacks and that's almost as annoying as the coughing. :(

If this was locked, I might do a face pic. In the meantime, here's my Christmas tree, I guess? Anyway, I'm home sick with a cold today, so give me something to do! 1 like = 1 piece of me lore

Who's your birthday twin? I can't believe I actually have a cool answer to this one now (not a whole lot of famous people born that day) but: Tablo AND @aliascelli.bsky.social!!!

Anxiety and rich 😂😂 Just started meds again for anxiety so this feels legit. Hopefully that means the rich thing comes true too!

I will admit that I am having fun imagining how big Taehyung's smile is seeing all these reactions. He has probably been so excited anticipating the fake-out.

Ok, I'm having a nice lazy Sunday with lots of internet time. Ask me things!

Hey! That's me! I did that! 😁

The first time I was in the East building of the National Gallery of Art, I was absolutely in awe of Calder's mobile there. It's huge and it moves and it's so cool! www.nga.gov/collection/a...

If you see this on your skyline share your last saved Yoongi photo from your gallery 💜 That hair! It was so good on him. I want it back.

I realize this is small potatoes to many of you, but this fic is my 2nd highest kudos count in BTS fic. And, like. It's been 3 days?? 🤯🤯 (I hope this doesn't come off as humble brag or something? I'm legit shocked at this. This is not my usual experience and I am kind of... idk *waves hands*)

I finished a #btsfic for the WIP Fest! It features a very bad-at-feelings Jimin who flips a coin to decide if he should text the guy he knows can make him feel better after a really bad day. ABSOLUTELY NOT 🪙 yoonmin 🪙 AU 🪙 explicit 🪙 6800 words archiveofourown.org/works/60228763

My bias and my bias wreckers. (I will fight you if you try to make me choose.)

I did democracy! Or democratic republic. Constitutional republic. Whatever tf you want to call it. I did the thing!

Fall Out Boy (& probably other bandom bands), BTS, classic rock bands (mostly Aerosmith & The Who, maybe Rolling Stones & Led Zeppelin), work stuff I can't talk about, maybe some post-WWII American history? TIL that I have very few areas of expertise 😂

From @fardimensions.bsky.social and @aliascelli.bsky.social. Joke's on you guys: I have plenty of ideas and not many actual WIPs! -I'd hate to waste us on this -teenage vow in a parking lot -sugar babies -Hawaii helicopter pilot