Snake Daddy Rob during this challenge. #TheTraitorsUS

If there is such a thing as ‘Emily in Paris’ Boursin, then we can get #TheTraitorsUS smoked salmon.

Good morning to everyone except Kaiser Permanente 🪧

YO KAISER THE BEST WAY TO SHOW COMMITMENT TO OUR CARE IS BY GIVING OUR UFCW AND UNAC/UHCP MEMBERS A FAIR CONTRACT NOW 🤧

WHAT DO YOU MEAN TEIGAN FROM THE PUPPY BOWL PASSED AWAY

WEEEEEEEEEEEPPPPPAAAAA #SuperBowl

They should put a “Countdown to Halftime” for those of us who are only here for the main event. #SuperBowl

Do the Washington Nationals know about these guys?!?!

Whatever the American equivalent of this ends up being at the #LA28 Opening Ceremony…I want to be it.

Candiace played a really good game. She was such a good Traitor. #TheTraitorsUS

TOODLES COLTON #TheTraitorsUS

Best way to honor that brilliance is by negotiating a fair contract!!! 🤧 #PaythePlayers

Do y’all wanna laugh?! We need a good laugh. Bootlicker parade just dropped 🤦🏽‍♀️🤣😭

Rob during the feast. #TheTraitorsUS

Now did Colton pack that outfit in his suitcase? or did he pick it out of a costume chest? #TheTraitorsUS

gross

Some of the workers these fucks are trying to union bust don’t even make $4k a month. There is a special level of hell dedicated to union busters.

Solidarity Statement from the Los Angeles County Federation of Labor, AFL-CIO

7 members of your party voted to give ICE more funding why don’t you fucking start there. Fucking useless capitalist cowards.🖕🏽

Don’t ask me to knock on any fucking doors for these spineless fools either.

👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽 ALL the love and solidarity to our siblings in Minnesota holding it downnnnn AND IN THE SUBFREEZING TEMPS TOO

I’ll get my hoof videos elsewhere 🤧

WELP that’s all she wrote. I will not be accepting the new terms and promptly deleting my profile.

Rob: “People think I’m just a dumb guy from Alabama” *puppy eyes* THIS MANN KNOWS WHAT HES DOINGGGGGGG #TheTraitorsUS

Rinna is not sprinkling Housewives, she’s gone full Days of Our Lives. #TheTraitorsUS

I’m fairly certain the Mucinex blob just came out of nose. Does that mean it’s done? Did I win?

That means unions and the labor movement if you read between the lines.

God bless snake daddy and his overalls and Steeeeeephhheennnn Colleti aging like a fine ass wine. #TheTraitorsUS

Every time Colton lays out his very wrong theories. #TheTraitorsUS

Forget Travis! The Kelce we needed on stage at the Eras Tour was Donna. Get this woman an orb! #TheTraitorsUS

Maura Higgins: “I’ve never seen Housewives before.” *A few moments later* Porsha: “Stop looking like that!!” #TheTraitorsUS

Shameful fucking shithole country send the goddamn meteor

Life in Los Angeles: "We been through every kind of rain there is. Little bitty stingin' rain... and big ol' fat rain. Rain that flew in sideways. And sometimes rain even seemed to come straight up from underneath"

Oh good just woke up to see what our fascist dumbfuck of a government made up of 73 racist rats in a suit have done this time.

Happy “New Year” from Pickle and I. May 2026 be a year of organizing and victory for the working class.

Thank gawd it stopped raining it was getting very “Catch a Falling Star” around here.

ENOUGH WITH THE FUCKING FIREWORKS MY FUCKING GOD

Ah yes, the 5 PM Christmas Eve fireworks. Silly me! How could I forget?

I saw a raccoon get ran over twice whilst I was sitting outside on my porch 😭😭 then due to crying over the raccoon and the horror my sourdough over-proofed 😭😭😭 i tried and failed at turning the goop into focaccia. 😭 I went outside again and the raccoon was gone too. What a terrible evening. 😭😔🦝

I wish limbs were removable for sleeping purposes

People please stop calling me and emailing me stop asking things of me I am EXHAUSTED AND HAVE NOTHING LEFT IN THE TANK OMGGGGGGGGGGGGG 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

Chase bank sending me a “Year in Review” message. I DON’T WANT IT

Heather: “I bought a Cartier watch. Whitney got one too.” Mary: “How much was it?” Heather: *scoffs* “🙄 like $6k” These women should ALL be paying wayyyyyyyy more taxes. #TaxtheRich #RHOSLC

Heather Gay better contain her thirst for Harry Hamlin before Lisa Rinna snatches her skinny ass. #RHOSLC

Views from this evening’s walk.

Meredith Marks: “Stop the reactive abuse 🙂‍↕️” #RHOSLC

Did 3 ghosts visit Muzzy between this episode and the previous one?! #RHOSLC

Now how did Franklin get wrapped up in all this mess?! He’s just trying to count by twos and tie his shoes?!?!

“Bird glasses” #RHOSLC

I too do not recall the ending to Crazy Rich Asians. #RHOSLC