Mbappé goal

HE’S RIGHT EGYPT WAS ROBBED

This is hands down one of my top World Cup moments. I cannot stop watching this clip. “Hey Gordon, fuck you! Jajajajajajajajajajajajajaj”

LETS FUCKING GOOOOOOOO EGYPT 🇪🇬🇪🇬🇪🇬🇪🇬🇪🇬🇪🇬

What in the ever loving fuck was that. Stupid mistake that locked in this loss.

LETS FUCKING GO BOYS 👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽 WE GOT THIS.

A handful of English players look like a flock of birds who made a wish to be human footballers together.

Time for England to park the bus.

This is light work compared to what we’re about to see if Mexico wins tonight. 😭

When FIFA’s corruption finally benefits the USMNT.

NO FUCKING WAY AT THE END OF STOPPAGE TIME I AM CACKLING LIKE. WITCH THIS IS FUCKING CINEMA HOW CAN YOU HATE SOCCER

Portugal’s jerseys are giving this today.

ONTO THE NEXT ROUND

USA USA USA 🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸 GOLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL WITH TEN MEN 🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸

BOOOOOOOOOOOO bullshit red card

UGHHHH OFFSIDE

HOLY SHIT MOROCCO!!!!🇲🇦

MOROCCO IN THE 90TH MINUTE THIS IS THE BEAUTY OF THE WORLD CUP

Gakpoooooo!!! What a meaningful goal after such a tragic loss 🇳🇱

It’s the next day and I’m still salty about Iran’s disallowed goal last night. 😡 A plague on FIFA and Marco Rubio 😒

FUCK YES IRAN 🇮🇷 👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽

Every time Mo Salah is on the ball I’m reminded that he’s not coming back to Liverpool next season. 🥲

Turner most certainly did NOT have his Wheaties today. 😖😖😖 He needs to train with the Curaçao goal keeper.

THATS MORE LIKE IT 👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸

Luckily we’ve already qualified for the next round sheesh!! 🤦🏽‍♀️ The B squad clearly needs some work 😭😭😭🇺🇸

LETS GOOOOOOOO 🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸 1-0 not even five minutes in. ⚽️⚽️⚽️

Nooooooooo

That Ghanaian Witch Doctor absolutely put in work against England 😭😭😭

More money for war mongers, oligarchs and killing innocent people but not a single cent available to help stop the bleeding out of the working class. You don’t hate our evil government enough.

“Guess what, yah huhzbandz a slut” “I don’t know what’s bigger, your mouth or what’s between your legs”. 😭😭😭 Rhode Island is absolutely taking it. Give me 7 more seasons immediately. #RHORI

Did Ru-la-la get her nose job done by the same surgeon as Rachel Fuda? #RHORI

Lifting up my yearly prayer that inshallah the useless hoodlums of the neighborhood who have nothing better to do than blowing up illegal fireworks 24/7 suffer a mishap and blow their dicks and appendages off. My dog is too scared to go outside now. 🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬

My lungs are engaged in the fight of their life right now between the hazardous smoke blanketing LA outside and the newly discovered colony of mold inside my bedroom ceiling covered only by a black trash bag.

Curaçao goalkeeper absolutely had his Wheaties today.

The air is absolutely terrible in LA today. Stay inside y’all!! 😶‍🌫️

Pls what is this magic juice the referee gave to the other ref?!?!

GOLLLLLLLLLLLLLL!!!!!!! LETS FUCKING GOOOOOOO 🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸

This is sooooo sad. Gilmore Girls was my sole reason for paying for Netflix. Soooo adios, Netflix! I’m this 🤏🏽 close to buying a DVD player and never dealing with these streaming services ever again!

These little hydration breaks are dumb and totally ruining the game!!! Hell is not hot enough for Infantino and all these greedy FIFA goons.

HOLY SHIT GOLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL AT THE LAST SECOND WOOOOOOWWWWWWWW 4-1 🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸

Paraguay goal. In Spanish we refer to this as “el gol del honor”.

GOOOOOOOOOOOOOLLLLLLLLL USA USA USA

POPE LEO PLS BRING THESE FIRE POSTS TO BLUESKY!!

Welcome to Chevronfornia brought to you by Air Bnb. What a fucking disaster. 🙃🙃🙃

Blasting ‘Tongue Tied’ by GROUPLOVE at ungodly audio levels in hopes that the brain damage will assist me in time travel back to 2011.

They did what??!

Election Day in California.

Since we’re wiping our asses with the Constitution now…ZOHRAN FOR POTUS

Between Mo Salah and Andy Robertson’s last moments as Liverpool players and the Miracle in Istanbul documentary on Netflix… YNWA