Politicians who call their opponents stupid should have their wages withheld until they complete an IQ test and post the results. I teel very strongly about this.

If you think crossing the floor is undemocratic, wait until you hear about the Senate.

If you take advice from relationship bros online or “alpha” males like Andrew Tate, you’re not allowed to complain about the supposed male loneliness epidemic. You probably deserve to be alone. Sorry.

Robert Mueller has passed away and Donald Trump said, “he can no longer hurt innocent people.” Let me take this opportunity to remind everyone that every single accusation Trump makes is a confession.

Using Joe Rogan for clicks is desperate.

Does the American political machine have any checks and balances on Trump’s power? Because it doesn’t seem like it.

“You’re Canadian! Why do you hate the Trump administration so much? He’s not your president! US politics don’t affect Canada!” Me: Ummm …

My fellow Canadians are upset at how well Kevin O'Leary is being treated in the United States but aren’t seeing the benefit of our southern neighbours feting him. Maybe he’ll like the attention and stay. 🤞🏻🤞🏻

Happy holidays, friends!

Takes a special type of assh*le to burn down a community fridge.

When the Tim Hortons employee accidentally gives you an extra smile cookie …

For the HONORARY CANADIAN on your gift list (only available in Canada... and yes that's how it's spelled in Canada) peacelovecanada.ca

On this Remembrance Day, please take time to honour those that gave their lives for peace and those that continue to do so.

Canadians will be like "I needed this" and it's just ketchup chips and a caesar.

I never fully understand national budgets, but I hope they make cents for me.

I don’t know if Carney’s fiscal policies will move the needle for Canadians but they might budget.

I’m really looking forward to the convoy crew coming to the defense of Alberta teachers, a group that actually had their freedoms trampled. Please tag me in all the videos of the maple MAGAs at the legislature so I can repost them.

Parliament should change the name of Question Period to Question Mark to more accurately depict what they are doing. 😂

Gen X Canadian kids didn’t need sex ed. We had Degrassi and Sue Johanson.

Leavitt to republicans to consistently embarrass themselves.

Any American who asks me why I post so much about US politics has obviously never heard of Pierre Trudeau’s elephant analogy.

When my wife was pregnant, she preferred Tylenol Gels because they were rapid release the Epstein files.

He says smart people hate him. Guess that explains why he wants to shut down the Department of Education.

As soon as you say chem trails, the discussion, debate, argument, etc. is over. You lost.

Trying to get people who speak ill of Charlie Kirk on an FBI watch list or fired is an interesting approach to honouring your champion of free speech.

I used to pay for stupidity like a chump but … if you head to Parliament Hill today for the rally … you can get all the free dumb you want. There’s enough for everyone.

When my boss asks me to complete an anonymous survey on working conditions:

Imagine someone sharing secrets with a child trafficking pedophile and not having to answer for it. You actually don’t have to imagine. That’s the Republican Party refusing to hold their leader accountable. It’s. A. Cult.

I feel terrible for teachers in a 6-7 split classroom right now.

Can’t spell genocide without ICE.

I’m sad to hear Regina’s Prairie Dog magazine is folding at the end of the month but I won’t miss losing Teacher of the Year in their Best of Regina reader poll.

You want Republicans to be appropriately outraged? Have you tried changing the logo of school shootings?

“Alpha” males when they see a rainbow:

Saskatchewan is facing a $349,000,000.00 deficit despite the Sask Party’s prediction of a $12,000,000.00 surplus. And they say the NDP is bad at financial math. SMH.

Everyone is sure Putin has a copy of the Epstein list and that is why Trump so easily bends the knee to him like there isn’t a million other crimes Trump has committed that Putin might have evidence of to blackmail him.

Felony assault? For throwing a sandwich?!?! It’s not like he made the officer eat Subway.

The premier of Saskatchewan was in the paper this week imploring Chappell Roan to visit and perform in the province. Across from the piece? An article outlining the government’s trampling of LGBTQ2S+ rights. Well done, local newspaper. Well done.

Canadian Conservatives: If immigrants want to come to our country, they better follow our rules! Also Canadian Conservatives: *record themselves walking in the woods in violation of wildfire risk season laws yelling they’re not going to follow the law*

Dean Cain suggesting ICE are first responders does NOT sit well with me.

A live look at Donald Trump reinstalling America’s glass ceiling:

I was playing chess with a buddy and was getting killed. He actually predicted “mate in two” in the chat so … I bet him lunch he couldn’t mate me in two. He agreed and I quickly resigned but not before commenting “Looks like you’ll be picking up the check, mate!” in the chat. 😂

A friend sent me this joke: How many conservatives does it take to change a lightbulb? None! They don’t like change even when it makes the world a little brighter.

Justin Trudeau is dating a celebrity?!?! *cues up Family Tradition by Hank Junior*

It’s only a matter of time before the Saskatchewan government uses Chappell Roan’s “I’m moving to Saskatchewan” lyric as a drawing card to the province despite their strong anti-LGBTQ2S+ leanings. 🤬

I hope the term ice breaker takes on a new meaning in the United States on the first day of school if ICE comes for the children.

I’ve already composed my post for when my PET scan confirms there’s no evidence of cancer in my system. I know it’s still a couple months away, but my optimism and your thoughts, prayers, and positive vibes are going to make it so. ❤️

Anyone claiming immigration is killing the Canadian identity doesn’t really understand what it means to be Canadian. Multiculturalism IS our identity. We are the mosaic.

Did everyone remember to ask Donald Trump about the Epstein list today?

There is nothing more humbling than a chess bad beat.

You know who isn’t on the Epstein list? Rosie O'Donnell.