Who up Slaying they Spire (too)? #FlannelFriday

Happy Friday sexy friends! It's #NewNailDay 😘. Zoom in to see the flame 😏

Who up Slaying they Spire (too)? #FlannelFriday

Who else is happy to get to Friday this week? Ready to enjoy some chill and relax time…😉💙💖😘 #FlannelFriday

Sorry I know the world is in a terrible fix but I've been laughing at this for ten minutes now

Laundry in lingerie is how we do #MilfMonday around here 😘

lesson 1: don't make taser chess

The Mighty Milkshake Ducks

(first day as an AI salesman) Can I interest you in an exciting slopportunity

What we do in the shadows #FlannelFriday

What we do in the shadows #FlannelFriday

Olympic Update: A whole country held its breath and let it out with 35 seconds left in a hockey game Sweden has one hell of a women's Curling team Ski Halfpipe was cool when the athletes could stay on their skis Short Track Relays are a harsh mistress 8am Sunday is a good time for a beer 🇨🇦🏒

Sending sunshine and a smile your way today 😊✨💖 Happy weekend! #FlannelFriday

me when a cowboy makes a spurious claim

Olympic Update: Tears were shed on the rink, and now we pick ourselves up and try again 🇨🇦 Curling continues to move on as our men advance to the gold medal match and our women scraped their way into the semis What the fuck is the fever dream they called Ski Mountaineering?? Did I imagine it??

#ThrowbackThursday to warm things up. Just thinking about the days when the sun wasn’t the only thing turning up the heat 😘

So proud of our silver medalists ❤️🤍❤️ They never quit against an American team that's set up to dominate for years.

Olympic Update: Hockey hockey hockey hockey hockey hockey hockey hockey hockey hockey hockey hockey hockey hockey hockey hockey hockey hockey hockey hockey hockey Also, two medals in Speed Skating Hockey hockey hockey hockey hockey hockey hockey hockey hockey hockey hockey hockey hockey hockey

Olympic Update: Another thrilling day on the rink led to two more 🇨🇦 Curling victories against a couple of good teams Biathalon is a sport that doesn't make any sense. You're telling me they're ALL bi??? The 🇨🇦 Speed Skating team pursued gold, and they caught it 🏅

Olympic Update: 🇨🇦 Men's and Women's Curling both made significant steps forward as they move toward the medal rounds A silver in 1000m Short Track was a treat to wake up to The air was big in a golden performance to cap off the Day The 🇨🇦 Women's hockey team continues to find a way to get it done

Robert Duvall gave the greatest performance in my favourite movie of all time. (A movie filled with unforgettable performances.) He was a true artist and his contributions to the world will be remembered ❤️❤️

Olympic Update: THAT'S MORE LIKE IT!! In his last event, the king wore gold! 🏅 The 🇨🇦 Men's Hockey team handed France it's worst defeat since 1939 Curling was a delight, as the 🇨🇦 Men's team rocked the team from China Some very encouraging qualifying results in Big Air and Pairs Figure Skating

France's goalie is playing his heart out. God bless him 😅😅

Olympic Update (Valentine's Edition): Uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh... ... ... ... ... ... We love hockey! ❤️🤍❤️ (And also 500m Speed Skating!)

Wishing you a very Happy Valentine’s Day! 💜💘🌹 Let’s beam some love and sparkles out into the world today 💖✨😘

When it's Valentine's weekend ❤️, but also Friday the 13th🔪, and also #FlannelFriday 😘

Curling is ruining my life 🤣🤣

When it's Valentine's weekend ❤️, but also Friday the 13th🔪, and also #FlannelFriday 😘

Olympic Update: Skeleton remains an insane sport for insane people Finishing last in 10,000m Speed Skating can be heroic A mixed bag in Curling, as the 🇨🇦 men won a profanity laced match against 🇸🇪, our women lost a back and forth affair against 🇺🇲 🇨🇦 Men's Hockey showed the Swiss were full of holes

Can you tell I’m extra happy to get to Friday this week? 😉😊 Let’s try for some chill and relax time this weekend…💜💖😘 #FlannelFriday

#ThirstyThursday and I am craving a cold drink and a warm snuggle 😘

Olympic Update: Both 🇨🇦 Hockey teams flexed their muscles in a pair of lopsided 5-0 victories The King wore silver in Men's Moguls by the slimmest of margins A photo finish led to another Canadian silver in Men's Snowboard Cross, in what must have been the sweetest 0.01 second of Eliot's life

Olympic Update: The Men's Hockey tournament started with an upset over the defending gold medalist Finns by an upstart Slovak team. The 🇨🇦 Men's curlers proved they had the stones to outlast the German team in a nailbiter that went to extras 🇨🇦 danced it's way to another bronze medal on the ice!

THE OLYMPICS OF BIATHLON MESS CONTINUES GOLD MEDAL FOR THE WOMAN WHO STOLE HER TEAMMATE'S CREDIT CARDS

"Being opposed to dictatorship is the same as dictatorship. I am very smart."

Olympic Update: Short Track Speed Skating Mixed Relay was delightful chaos that ended in a 🇨🇦 silver medal. The Women's Hockey game was upsetting chaos that ended in humiliation and depression. Tomorrow is another day!

#TeaseTuesday #Olympics2026 edition! I'm just gonna slide this one onto the timeline like that silver 🥈 in speed skating 🇨🇦 😏😘 #GoTeamCanada

I meant do good 😅😅

Do it for the Captain ❤️🤍❤️

Shout out to the person at the Luge track with the "My girlfriend slides better than yours" sign 😅😅

Olympic Update: A gutsy comeback performance in Women's Slope Style nets Canada its second medal. Ice Dancing proves that the 90s were just as sparkly as we remember. The Czechs were feisty, but came up short against a dominant performance by the 🇨🇦 Women's Hockey team.

Olympic Update: Canada's mixed doubles curlers got rocked (twice!). Women's Big Air Snowboarding taught us you can stomp it whether you're regular or goofy. Speed and Figure Skating both featured magnificent quads. Lindsay Vonn taught us you should have two knees before skiing down a mountain.

The ice at this curling rink is straighter than Chuck Norris. #MixedDoubles

Olympic update: Watched some skiing slopestyle where they caught crazy nose butter. Canada failed to hurry hard enough, losing to Estonia in mixed doubles curling. Proud of our first medalist in 3000m speed skating. Tried some hockey: Not as sexy as Heated Rivalry led me to believe. (Canada won)

🔥 The North is Heating Up! Canada didn’t just come to play; we came to dominate. 🇨🇦✨🥇 #TeamCanada #Olympics2026

Red and white for the first #FlannelFriday of the Olympics 🇨🇦

It's where I keep all the kindness.

Red and white for the first #FlannelFriday of the Olympics 🇨🇦