I am sure this role model guy is a nice person and a good hang but he does remind me of the lead singer from Train

Found out yesterday at their wedding that my friends first hooked up at my 21st birthday party. The theme was slutty jungle and slutty jungle cats. According to the timelines given during the speeches, it took place somewhere between 10 and 17 years ago

Is this what it was like for swifties last week

Just viewed the insta story of a guy who I don’t follow but have been actively stalking within one minute of posting. He has fewer than 2k followers. Oh dear

Good morning fam what’s on television

Got violently ill after taking three bites of a Pad Thai from a midtown slop cafeteria

Babeeee it’s fine do what you’ve gotta do post through it treat yourself post and post and post it’s a crisis you deserve a little post

Also to be clear I think this because some of the things I’ve seen written in the last few days… prayers up

Tbh I do think that for gay guys T*ylor discourse has very little to do with the actual music (sometimes good, sometimes bad) and more to do with perceptions of and desire for an earnest queer interpretation of the American Dream

Many people talk about angemon and angewomon but few talk about how zudomon is basically just a 40 year old muscle bear wearing a shell and some fur boots

Gay guys have done the research and determined that sexting is for business hours

Nooooo don’t hold all of the horrors of the modern world by urself ur so sexy ahaha

Experimenting with the idea of personally being “so back”

It’s a chart titled GAY GUYS on the x axis is seems like they have a job and on the y axis is seems like they think about jobs

I’m a very good bestie! For instance if you are trying to hook up with a guy I will - willingly and gladly! - make out with his husband

Forecast says rain for 51 minutes :(

Going through oomf’s old photos to confirm the amount of plastic surgery they’ve had in the last four months as a way of being extremely supportive

Oomf Economy or OOMFIEconomy?

Pivoting hard to “hey I’m 6ft tall” content

I think we’re due for a new gay guy. The vibes would increase if a new one was revealed to us

I generally don’t simp for tiktok creators but it’s insane how the Diet Pepsi guy looks so hot no matter how long his hair is

New mirrors let’s go

Give the libra gay guy in your life a little smooch today. The libra gay guy needs a little smooch to survive this fall. It’s our only universal need and skill

It’s insane I get to look at my boyfriends butt all the time

Going to start reposting my worst flops as a testament to my selflessness and humility

Titsday

Need to talk about this

September is objectively the best time to be on F*re Island AND the posts from there this week… when we talk about a jump scare

The opening sentences of the NYC gay guy article but it’s about me going to The Wild Duck at TFANA. Douched and prepped. 3 different ketamines

Aura has one of the top 10 choruses of all time, I stg

Moving some time in the next three weeks and feeling inspired by oomf to make it my whole personality

Good morning or goodnight or whatever time it is near you rn. Please ignore my swollen eyelid I manifest stress physically!!!

Insta got my love of the new Jade but bsky getting my inner once: chaeyoung healed me

I know I’m not a twink anymore (too old, titties too big, ass too fat) but as a delusional girl in entertainment please know I am 100% certain I could get back to twink at the drop of the hat if necessary

Is this anything

Baffled by the insistence that this is an Italy in the 1960s moment when it’s like… sisters do we not know what was happening here in the states in the 60s

I guess this is my new photo angle

Another way of saying this is that I did Broadway general management

Looking through old photos to determine if my hairline has changed and it’s crazy how good boy coded I was ten years ago. Every shirt had a button and pattern. Millennial cringe l through 2015 solid

Whos up revenging their foul and most unnatural murder

Venn Diagram for gay guys and the big circles are earnest, deeply invests in a bit, and vaguely malicious vibes

Gay guys who are 5 years younger than me are my age but gay guys who are 2-3 years younger than me are my biological daughters and I must parent them no matter the cost

I love how the only thing that matches the level of delusion these men have is their hatred of each other

Big things happening in the jgly community rn

Some of you claiming you “weren’t in maspeth” but you also weren’t in mass, peth-ily praying and observing religious ritual on Sunday morning so

Gay men in their 30s love making statements

To be clear I do think it’s going to happen before the term is up though. Just today didn’t feel right

I may be feeling extremely overwhelmed but at least I have nice tits

Me being a slut the day the slut article came out

I belong by a pool but not necessarily *in water*