No titties out January has been very good for my self esteem tbh but there are two (2) photos I am absolutely posting on February 1st

Sup it’s cold out

This is about my household btw

The average married millennial is a bisexual wife guy

If we’re talking about evil gay guys in NYC we have to talk about the intricacies and differentiations between Penn gays Brown gays and Princeton gays. Each unique but also universal. Harvard gays also evil but in their own unique ways

Immediately taking this back

The first time in literal months there’s nobody at this gym that I’ve previously smooched. Gay guys where are you

Great day to be a gay guy who likes when music is barely disco or barely house. I’m twirling

It’s insane how hard Rina slayed with Cherry. A perfect song!

Not sure if it’s a bigger lie that I’m actually nice or that I’m actually mean

My boy Bobby got pushed out just in time… I hope he’s sipping on a mai tai on HGTV or something like that

So deep in my no tits on the internet January I’m reskeeting posts from December

Gay guy posting prompt of the day whatever

I know I’m always making jokes about how I went to college with every gay guy in New York but I am confused how another one is making his way through my boyfriend’s professional friend group??!!

One pound away from 180 and once I hit it I’m going to be insufferable

Whenever Drag Race makes people mad I am reminded that many Americans and also gay people struggle with the idea Not Everyone Is A Star

I fear I may be officially rebranding from a small lil guy to a medium sized guy but if I do PROMISE me I’ll keep my whimsy. I’ve gotta stay whimsical and mischievous

This season of drag race is essentially a psychological exploration of any gay 38 year old’s innermost nightmare

Far

Today’s looks. I did wear clothes today

Absolutely loved to hear Quincy Jones classic Stuff Like That at the club today but desperately need to pop puss to One Man Woman as well

Keep Athena Dion on my television screen at any cost

I mean at least on x we know the insane accounts are bots. On threads there’s no excuse

Cosplaying as a Hell’s Kitchen gay guy today… if you see me in Midtown West please mind your business!

I’m so into emailing right now

Also ready for the successor to Be Mine (20s) and Dancing On My Own (30s) of being scorned but still down bad

If Handle Me is the Robyn song about getting fucked in your 20s and Honey is the Robyn song about getting fucked in your 30s then Talk To Me is the Robyn song about getting fucked in your 40s thank GOD

Oh I’m about to be insufferable

I forgot to take my “first day at the gym this year” photo at the gym and now I have to take it at home so you all will know I believe in fitness :(

I’m against lists unless gays make them. We need protect and cherish opinionated flaneurship from gay people generally. How do you think we ended up with Fran Lebowitz

I desperately need Sia to reheat her 2000s nachos because Death By Chocolate into Soon We’ll Be Found is such a top tier album moment

Many of you posting daddy this and daddy that… sister that man looks your age he’s your colleague in business

Gay guy posting prompt of the day whatever

Excited to see what absolutely deranged heated rivalry posts threads will try to foist upon me

Oh noooo it’s Christmas I’ve had three glasses of wine I’m h-word this is craaazy :( what am I going to do guys. How will I get over this

I’m in a different room rn

Spotify Wrapped but it’s just about guys I made out with only to find out later they were DJs

Using AI to give yourself more muscles and then posting the difference is a wild kind of dysmorphia

I have to go to work tomorrow and I’m mad about it AMA

Oh No! I Need Attention Again

I love it when a gay guy in my phone goes on a little adventure

There’s always a chance that gay guy is a doctor

It’s crazy how full of whimsy I am

At the gym greeting constituents and forging new alliances

My 2026 take: gay little shorts are coming back but only at the gym

Just had to stop an overzealous full grown man from sitting on my water bottle located on the seat of a hip adductor machine. Cheeks spread and moving with gusto. Where is decorum these days

We do have to consider if the song MONSTER (2010) was actually somehow a pact that led to a republican curse. Please keep an eye on Rick Ross and Mr Iver!! Anything can happen

I’m a smiley guy!!!

Cultivating a queer space (instagram explore page)

Plants are good in here yah