The ABS challenge system has somehow rendered conventional replay challenges obsolete and/or awful.

Man, rough week for the 90s Braves.

“The next round of omelets is on me, fellas” can die a slow, fiery death.

Currently amazed that for any person’s most deeply held belief there is a ginormous segment of the population who thinks it’s the most laughable codswallop they’ve ever heard.

I lowkey love how many movies in the past several years feature villains very obviously based on very specific real-life billionaires.

If you have siblings, you get it.

Ballesteros hitting >>>>> Ballesteros ABS challenging and framing

The appropriate response to being called a disgrace by a rapist pedophile corruption machine with a diaper full of Big-Mac diarrhea is to laugh uncontrollably. “Ok, you illiterate bag of fecal wind, I’m a disgrace, oh no, I shall never recover. Lol. Moving on. . . .”

Unpopular opinion: Rick Sutcliffe is worse than Zach Zaidman.

Zavion Thomas is 2 years younger than Devin Hester was when the Bears drafted him at 57. I know the main objection was that he almost certainly would have been available a round or four later than the Bears’ pick at 89, but Ben Johnson obviously wanted him more than Dennis Allen wanted anyone else.

Dansby is so goddamn handsome it’s not even fair.

The pool of tight ends is endless . . . So I guess they’re just tights.

What is going on Ryan

Cisse to Green Bay is okay I must say. (A poem).

What does How do Billy Corgan you pronounce say at the Dillon beginning of Thieneman’s 1979? last name? 🤝 ?

Why did all the draft spoiler accounts skip Miami’s pick at 12?

Dude, don’t die for your QB. That doesn’t help.

Cubs win 7-8 for 9 in 10!

I knew it. McDonald’s “under $3 menu” marks a price hike and the elimination of the buy one get one for $1 listings. Might have to start eating better on the regular because they took the fun out of it.

Seriously unpopular opinion: To me, the most likely market inefficiency in this year’s NFL draft is that everyone is undervaluing the top 5 to 10 players/picks. My son and I jokingly said the Bears would trade up, but it’s weird that no one’s even thinking about it. open.spotify.com/episode/7jz8...

Cubs win on a BS call!

PCA is so mean.

I can’t tell from people’s posts if they’re watching a Trump presser or the bullpen is struggling.

So right after his healthcare plan drops and infrastructure week.

Okay, I really don’t think there’s a length of time I can spend on any social media app today that’s going to leave me or anyone else better off than when we started.

When you think you can smart your way out of anything.

Right now my main source of hope is that the president of the United States is a giant cowardly liar.

Gross.

That chaos ending in a 3 is inconceivable.

If you were wondering how far you would have to go to escape this dumbass, “farther than anyone ever” is not far enough.

This game has some NBA JAM grade defense.

I’m sure my west coast pals would disagree, but the NCAA Men’s Basketball Championship game is the worst sports television experience there is. Too late. Too long. One Shining Moment is the greatest thing about it but it should be playing by now.

Cubs radio cut to a commercial randomly in the middle of an inning without explanation or acknowledgment. What a joke of a media service it has become.

@danbernstein.bsky.social today’s news cycle is out to get you! #OWC

Dude does not look confortoble in right.

These two rims are not the same.

Geno’s embarrassing his damn self.

Colin Rea: solid as a stone, baby, wait and see.

I think Horton heard a pop.

I don’t know how much of a spoiler this is for Pitt viewers, I guess it depends on your feelings about Elvin from the Cosby Show (Geoffrey Owens).

Who is nuclear black bill?

Agnus Dei, for the record.

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Not so easy to learn in your sleep, but sure, maybe he’ll do it this time.

Maybe the only April fool’s related thing I like (other than people with a birthday today). youtu.be/8O2a1fuS3O8?...

Cubs fans literally complaining about barrels by their own hitters. Easy unfollow, lol.

JD said Bregman didn’t have time to get in front of that ball, which is incorrect. He DID have time to get out of the way, and successfully did that. Ron Santo would never.

Phil Maton survived a Counsell mound visit. He should have his glove bronzed.

If it happens tomorrow none of us will believe it.

I think we should call Cabrera’s 95mph changeup his shutup because no it isn’t.