Now that Christmas is way over, the Mariah song stuck in my head is Make It Happen.

never mind the jobs you had, tell me five classes you took in college Oral Interpretation The Gospel of John Images of Christ in the Novel Announcing Systematic Theology IV

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I am not a Christian, but the book of Ecclesiastes really nails how unfair and unjust death is. The wrong people die, the wrong people thrive. Oh, and the phrase commonly translated “all is vanity” or “all is meaningless,” is more accurately translated “all is bullshit.”

Catherine O'Hara was great in EVERYTHING, but for my money, the scene in BEST IN SHOW when she tries to walk on her injured leg is one of the absolute best (in show?) displays of physical comedy I've ever seen.

The term *Friday News dump* has never felt more appropriate. Holy shit today sucks.

Never have two rejections in one week boosted someone’s reputation so dramatically.

Vikings front-office timing hasn’t been this bad since that year they didn’t get their pick in on time. You’ve got no GM during the Senior Bowl?

Jesus Christ

This app, man. Love y’all, but I feel like I’m binge-eating bile.

Looks like we are going back to the days Upton Sinclair wrote about in The Jungle. That book is the reason we have the FDA.

The Tom Brady Pizza Hut commercial is so clever. He says Hut! Let that sink in.

Holy shit. Just chased a bite of Twix with a sip of coffee, and it was the best thing I’ve tasted in a hot minute. I make extremely mediocre coffee. But damn. That was insane. Highly recommend.

There’s AFAIK one guy on here that posts news clips from TV, and he always includes a significantly abridged transcript or a summary/take. The combination of de facto monopoly on this content and the highly editorialized spin in which the content is packaged creates a big weakness on this platform.

Absolutely incredible sequence from CNN. "Maduro was a paranoid lunatic always lying about the CIA trying to overthrow him. Anyways, now that the CIA has overthrown him..."

Duhon’s Rib!

Angel Hernandez (everyone version) Eric Gregg and Sam Holbrook (Braves version)

In the criminal wing we start with Rae Carruth. In the asshole wing we start with Marge Schott.

I’m going to start a Hall of Infamy for every major sport. Voting will be measured by how pissed people get when someone’s name comes up in conversations. No arguments about who is allowed in and yet so many arguments about every single person who is allowed in.

"Coming up next on the CBS Evening News, our newest contributor: FORMER ATLANTA BRAVES CLOSER, JOHN ROCKER"

Are we sure she said *and*?

Back in therapy, finally. (ie watching new Shrinking)

Has anyone IN YOUR ENTIRE LIFE ever made it a point to tell you they make up their own minds on every issue and NOT believed in a litany of batshit nonsense?

Security saved that dude a beating. The congresswoman from Minnesota was about to reclaim her time with a right hook.

I know the NFL is a copycat league, but why are so many teams copying the Cowboys?

I don’t eat a lot of Chipotle, but miss me with the “reward” of free chips. Mountains of that shit should come free with every order.

This year’s game is the Ian Happ of Super Bowls.

Join me next year when our start-up will celebrate its centennial.

I know you know this, but I just need to vent: the search for people telling you you’re right is not the search for truth. Maybe like 2% of the Christians I’ve ever known have actually been on a search for truth.

The cursed miracle of facebook for Gen X was that it managed to supplant email and phone as the way we stayed in touch with family and friends and across generational lines. FB Messenger completely took over in our family. I want to nuke my account so bad but it would for sure isolate me forever.

The problem with those fancy anti-clog shower drain protectors is they give you way too much data.

When the people in power are sociopaths, the craziest-ass shit becomes political.

Wasn’t it just yesterday that Bovino went on national television and said the ICE agents were the victims of the shooting?

Homan should have to wear Bovino’s exact outfit.

I’m not trying to argue with a single soul because it’s 100% true that our society reacts with an intensity that is directly related to how white the victim is. On top of that, though, we also react much more strongly to murders that are captured on video.

I can’t remember a year in the NFL that featured so many HC and coordinator candidates withdrawing their names from consideration. I’m sure it happens all the time but I don’t recall it ever being reported so prevalently. “Thanks but no thanks” is going to win the offseason.

Thinking about how many Chicago sports moments can be referenced with a number. Five outs to go (Cubs collapse). 1.8 seconds (Pippen sitting out the Kukoc game winner). Two thousand and five (every ESPN Chicago championship graphic for the past 20 years has omitted this year to troll the White Sox).

Advice for next week, Seattle: let Walker run the game winner in for a touchdown.

Still.

Are they calling Kenneth Walker III an ant?

Having flashbacks of the refs handing Pittsburgh a game against the Fields-era Bears with a taunting flag when Cassius Marsh stared at the general Steelers sideline from 30 yards away.

It is kinda fun to watch an exciting game that doesn’t literally make my heart stop beating right.

I know there’s no Caleb, but this is an extremely not-over football game.

Much football left, but that muffed punt followed by a quick TD really stands at the intersection of How Seahawks Win Games and How Rams Lose Games.

Did Velus Jones switch jerseys?

@bracketdobber.net watching football and thought of you for some reason. Lololol

JSN is ridiculous.

Fuck yeah, He-man.

This game is pure nostalgia for anyone who misses the pre-Ben-Johnson Bears.

The field looks like @lukesteuber.com data visualization.