BREAKING: Donald Trump so against “woke” he has taken to sleeping almost all the time.

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Coming back home after three months away? Amazing. Coming back home after three months away and finding TWELVE episodes of the latest season of 90 Day Fiancé: The Other Way on your DVR? Priceless.

Home again, home again, jiggety-jog.

Nothing says “I respect our troops” more than giving them unlawful orders and then throwing them under the bus when they follow them and get charged with war crimes.

Thank you, New York. You made us feel so welcome. We’ll be back for sure. But for now we trade a winter wonderland for a California Christmas.

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I spoke with @peterrinaldi.bsky.social on his podcast #BackToOne for @filmmakermagazine.com.web.brid.gy about one of my favorite subjects: ACTING. Check it out! youtu.be/xXPwqRm8Zbk?...

We had to visit one more friend before heading back to California.

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The most inspiring, challenging, and fulfilling artistic adventure of my career has ended. For now. I am forever grateful to and eternally changed by these talented artists and amazing humans. “When darker times come… people will need a beacon.” KYOTO will always be my beacon.

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Last chance, time to dance. We take our final KYOTO bows at Lincoln Center Theater today. Photos by Emilio Madrid and Michaelah Reynolds

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100% the real thing. #RIPTomStoppard

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BREAKING: "I could stand in the middle of Fifth Avenue and shoot somebody, and I wouldn't lose any voters” turning out to be most honest and accurate thing Donald Trump has ever said.

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So much to be thankful for this Thanksgiving. Hope yours was filled with light, laughter, and love. Happy Thanksgiving, my friends.

BREAKING: White House announces Donald Trump to pardon pair of Thanksgiving turkeys affectionately named “Ghislaine” and “Diddy.”

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BREAKING: White House declares jobs report can’t be bad if you don’t release it.

BREAKING: White House announces Donald Trump won’t be pardoning any Thanksgiving turkeys this year because administration can’t find any that participated in January 6th insurrection.

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BREAKING: White House announces Donald Trump’s middle name actually “Constitution” so active-duty troops must stay loyal to him.

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BREAKING: Location of Twitter accounts reveals majority of users declaring “America first” don’t even fucking live there.

The G77 + CHINA + ARGENTINA + GERMANY + MONTANA = My Posse Off-Broadway FINAL WEEK to catch KYOTO at Lincoln Center Theater B&W photos by Julieta Cervantes

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As we head into our final week of KYOTO I wanna thank everyone who’s come out to @lctheater.bsky.social to see us. It truly means so much to me. As for the rest of you, you have 8 shows left before you’re officially on my shit list. See you soon or you’re dead to me forever! 😂💩💀

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What we do at the Met.

BREAKING: Donald Trump completely won over by Zohran Mamdani, seen here looking at NYC mayor-elect like he’s made out of Quarter Pounders.

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ZOHRAN 2028!!!

Patriots protect the Constitution. Pedophiles protect Trump.

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When your Coast Guard no longer classifies swastikas, nooses, and Confederate flags as hate symbols you might just live in a shithole country.

Hard to believe this amazing journey has almost come to an end. If you’re in New York I’d like to invite you to come see KYOTO at Lincoln Center Theater. We close November 30 and I’d sure like to see you. This is a really special play and is truly an experience you will never forget.

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There isn’t enough fire in hell to give that fucker the punishment he truly deserves.

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BREAKING: Epstein emails further reveal “Quiet, piggy” is actually what Bill Clinton would often say before stuffing his cock into Donald Trump’s mouth.

Quiet piggy.

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3 months will just fly by when you’re with the cutest kid in New York City.

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MAGA be like

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BREAKING: Following release of Epstein emails Donald Trump issues executive order replacing bald eagle as national bird with deep throated hawk tuah.