Yearning hardcore right now, tbh

Just saw “Gone Girl” for the first time and I’m craving a relationship that strong

Well this is bad www.reddit.com/r/EnoughTrum...

Grizzled old man

Hostage situation

It’s his 15th birthday

Aw, Cracklin' Rosie, get on board We're gonna ride 'Till there ain't no more to go Taking it slow And Lord, don't you know I can turn invisible if I really try hard

What a serious, fluffy little dude

Thankful for all these sexbots artificially inflating my follower count

Whoever made this or prompted AI to make it was definitely American. Only an American would imagine heaven as a Disney World resort.

@merrickdeville.bsky.social Taking this mf out

Lazy caturday

America’s Mayor 🫡

Remy was fascinated with the cat in @littlekittybigcity.bsky.social

Good advice

When I first visited NYC I used the subway without issue despite literally never having visited and not having any sort of guide (except Google Maps). I - a total Texas rube - cannot fathom this level of incuriosity.

Effective immediately, I will be stepping down as CEO of Boss Duck LLC. Our social climate has made it dangerous for me to continue in my position, however I will continue using Boss Duck to evade taxes. I ask that you respect my privacy during this time.

I’m finding I’m far more apt to unfollow/block annoying people on here than twitter. It’s a good thing.

Officially pajama pants season

Imagine believing someone - let alone a cop - sold that much military hardware without realizing it was illegal

If you’re not stockpiling clean, dehydrated urine, you’re not prepping adequately

All four paws in one shot

Joe Biden has pardoned The Hamburgler

Me +grumpy Remy + bedhead

Things are great on Bumble

Let’s go

He’s already in a food coma

Cat

Why does there need to be a THIRD My Big Fat Greek Wedding movie? Did they not say everything that needed to be said about big fat Greek weddings in the first two?

People don’t say this enough, but it is emotionally and mentally exhausting being unemployed

Wtf people will defend literally any celebrity

Capitalists are disgusting

I got Musked for something that was clearly parody, but it was toward a right-wing bullshit peddler, so I’m locked

The Henny Coladas that dude sold me out of his bag on Rockaway Beach got me singing the Ramones

Looking sharp at the corner store

I didn’t fucking do this

At some point, I was exposed to a lethal dose of Slavoj Žižek

How the fuck am I seeing people out here walking around dry as a bone when it’s 103 out, I wish my sweat glands would calm their fucking tits

Amen

A guy who calls me his best friend went and dug-up shit about my ex-wife so he could shit on me for splitting-up with her. Like, how can you be so intentionally hurtful to someone you supposedly care about? Top 3 hurtful things someone’s done to me. Possibly #1.

Commence to shitposting