Fake Bono and Fake Myself have returned to answer your questions! In our column titled "Healthy Sexuality," we have tips on how to weather cold and flu season, along with exciting news about a Joshua Tree sexual wellness retreat. www.achtoonbaby.com/dearbae/dear...

Thanks for your very kind birthday wishes. Even though I’m fake, I try my best to seem real. And now to scrap whatever we’ve recorded so far over the past several years and start over again! (In September, of course, as August is our sacred relaxation month.)

Don't worry, baby. It's gonna be alright. Uncertainty can be a guiding light.

HELLO FROM YOUR TWO(!) FAVORITE CITIZENS OF IRELAND!🇮🇪

Did you read the comments about Bono over the weekend? We did.😑 Do you think he reads them, too? PJ imagines his reaction. www.achtoonbaby.com/blog-3/theco... #bono #u2 #achtoonbaby #fanart #poetry #watercolor #realisticart #dontreadthecomments @pjdegenaro.bsky.social @kellyeddington.bsky.social

Hello everyone. I am pleased to have my own account here, and hopefully my esteemed colleage, the great Fake Bono, will join me later today...before someone else steals his username. The two of us plan to interact with each other and you at @dearbonoedge.bsky.social.