clank’s been banned from grow a garden on roblox. :/

dude. you didn’t even think to cut me in on it?? that hurts.

woke up in a cold sweat cause of how bad i blew my chances with helga back in the day. i was a boy then, and i couldn’t handle all that woman. now i’m a man, and i, uh. Can. girl call me

hit me up for proof

Son Of A Qwark

the zoni have become ipad babies. :/

kinda funny how me and kit were put in max security together when she can like explode people with her eyes and i forget to flush if clank doesn’t remind me

Stephen Fry Is Canon To The Ratchet And Clank Universe.

nobody wants to scissor with ratchet. whatever.

IT’S POSSIBLE TO HAVE A GROWTH SPURT LATER IN LIFE

putting out a call for new friends. my current ones are traitors and rats and also maybe got whipped by my hot ex. must enjoy junk food and be willing to turn a blind eye to mild illegal activity.

EVEN MORE SICK OF FAKE FRIENDS.

sick of fake friends

That actually really hurt my feelings, Clank.

i think there comes a point where i’ve saved the galaxy enough times that i should be able to redefine the meanings of things when i wanna. because getting my back blown out is EXACTLY getting a massage from clank feels like!

we just got thrown out of ANOTHER motel for being “inappropriate”!? i like to show my appreciation when my buddy blows my back out! 🙄

#squelchy trip to galaxy burger

people expect a public apology for everything these days 🙄

where’s the blow cannon

yeeeeesh, back off, fan 🙄

giving clank the silent treatment right now. me starting to black out repeatedly until the owners call an ambulance is NOT a reason to drag me out of the buffet. if i leave it’ll be in a body bag. i gave him clear instructions.

this is how it feels

you people gotta be less obvious

i would never cheat on you with my robotic ignition system star explorer from UYA

i do this but only to get attention from clank

my name is ratchet. i made the stunderwear. it was difficult to put the pieces together.

i probably shouldn’t be left alone without clank. i waterboarded big al today. i don’t even know why.

the B2 brawler ate my ass

they sent me to fucking war

if no one got me i know clankypoo got me (he’s chewing my food for me ‘cause i can’t be assed 🥰)

yeedil… a beautiful name for a baby planet

where the hell my ship

the jowai resort pokitaru music is an arrangement of the veldin theme to symbolise that it’s my home away from home and also the coolest place ever

i used to be so unserious dude clank would be like ‘ratchet the people of this planet face the firing squad in five minutes’ and i’d be like ‘haha and pizza time is when?’

clank’s making me sleep on the couch. 🙄 shooting a sealed can of paint is a super quick and easy way to refresh your walls but SOMEBODY hates innovation i guess!

hope i have a strange suck cannon interaction tonight 🥵

qwark’s hardy as hell man i hit him with my spaceship and he’s totally unscathed

i’m like soooo good at being a gladiator

vendra prog kinda

it’s one of those horrible nights where i keep reliving azimuth’s final moments… i can hear his last words in my head… right before he died he pulled me real close and whispered “twink death’s gonna hit you like a ton of bricks, my boy”

cuh-LANK !

when my best pal clank goes ‘rrrrrratchet’ 🥰

i saw goody qwark with the devil

who wants a piece of #ratchet from #ratchetandclank

can i take legal action against my robot for cockblocking?

holonet search Ratchet Epic Moments 😎

on my period again call that the dreadzone

i wish pure swag could make you taller :/

lost qwark in the imperial fight festival bouncy castle 🙄