izana : [defensively] i needed an adult! emma : you are an adult! izana : i needed an adultier adult! emma : and so you asked nii-san? emma : [to shinichiro] no offence. shinichiro : none taken, i understand. izana : i was stressed!

inui : you just said ‘i love you’ to me. koko : [panicking] i say that all the time! hey, takemichi, i love you! takemichi : aw, i love you too, koko! koko : see? it means nothing! takemichi : must you be so hurtful?

mikey : [unbuttoning shirt] god, it’s hot in here. draken : yes, but why are you unbuttoning my shirt?

sanzu : [texting] text me to say you’re home safely. rindou : i’m home dangerously. sanzu : stop it. rindou : i’m home lethally.

kazutora : shu, look at this place. i mean, this isn’t you. hanma : but it can be. it’s aspirational and classy and shit. baji : “classy”?! okay, cause this morning you drank cereal out of a blender. let’s all remember that. hanma : the other cereal cups were dirty!

mochi : why did you and your ex break up again? shion : he couldn’t cope with the variability of my temperament. mochi : mochi : what? shion : he finally got sick of my shit.

senju : i’ve looked to my right, mikey. senju : looked to my left, south. senju : these partners stink of poo.

rindou : why do you never curse? rindou : please say a bad word. kakucho : what? i do curse. kakucho : avada kadavera!

draken : i just want to take your clothes off. mitsuya : please fold them neatly. draken :

taiju : what do you call those coffee people? hakkai : barista. taiju : if you don’t know the answer, don’t make up words.

takemichi : i always get the vibe that you like, hate me or something. sanzu : what? me, hate you? sanzu : [softly] you’re right.

hanma : what would you do without me? chifuyu : i don’t know, maybe have a peaceful life. hanma : a boring and pathetic life.

senju : come on, south. fight me! south : look at the size of you, senju. south : what are you going to do? kick my ankle? ran : [later] why is south crying on the floor? kakucho : senju kicked him really hard on the ankle.

nahoya : have a nice night, asshole. ran : you too, princess.

draken : yo! emma : address me properly. draken : good morning, my queen.

wakasa : do you like your showers scorching hot? benkei : i can’t say i particularly enjoy being cooked alive in the shower. wakasa : well i do. i’m practicing for when i burn in hell.

senju : yeah, i don’t think you’d be a particularly good mother. mikey : [not a woman] rude. i’ll become YOUR mother.

takeomi : go ahead, degrade me. takeomi : i can take it. wakasa : you’re just like your father. wakasa : [a few minutes later, is comforting takeomi]

nahoya : i don’t have causal sex. mucho : i’ll wear a suit.

shion : chefs kiss? no way! do they? seriously? rindou : that’s what they’re doing while they’re letting the shrimp fry the rice.

takemichi : there may yet be hope for you! sanzu : your approval fills me with shame.

benkei : [texting] EAT DINNER. takeomi : I DID. benkei : CEREAL AND ALCOHOL DOESN’T COUNT!

mochi : you’re cooking? koko : yeah! mochi : are you sure that’s such a good idea after last time? mochi : you looked really creepy without eyebrows.

takuya : you got to have confidence in yourself. you got to believe in yourself. akkun : who are you talking to? takuya : myself. akkun : is he listening? takuya : no.

draken : i don’t know, dude. draken : does he make your heart beat faster? kazutora : i have anxiety, everything makes my heart beat faster.

rindou : [sneezes] sanzu : bless you. rindou : i’ve been blessed since the minute i saw you. sanzu : you hated me. rindou : i still found you attractive.

I drew it (From memory as well so they look a bit weird) #tokrev #countimp

mochi : what’s izana mad at you about anyway? shion : well, we’re talking about me, it could be anything.

takeomi : fuck you. wakasa : do it. takeomi : wakasa : you won’t. takeomi : wakasa : takeomi : [removing his tie and belt] want to bet?

kakucho : [shows photo of himself] do you think this photo encompasses me as a human being? ran : no. you have too much life in your eyes.

kazutora : [whispering to rindou] rin, please, no one here knows we’re dating. draken : [walking by] yes, we do.

takemichi : the sun … looks so bright … mitsuya : mitsuya : you’re looking at a picture of mikey smiling.

shinichiro : waka talks in his sleep sometimes, it’s adorable. wakasa : [sleeping] fight me … you motherfucker … i think the fuck not.

hakkai : okay, chifuyu is on his way but no one panic. takemichi : what?! hakkai : [panicking] I SAID NO ONE PANIC!

mochi : i didn’t take you for the makeup wearing type, but you are rocking the eyeshadow. mikey : mochi : … which is what i would’ve said, had i not upon closer inspection realized those are just bags under your eyes.

senju : alright, we’re going to steal this asshole’s shit and anything else we can get our hands on. like the saying goes- yuzuha : “hell hath no fury like a woman scorned.” senju : oh. i was going to say “the prick had it coming,” but, yeah, i like your fancy way better.

nahoya : that is low, even for you. ran : aw … you know nothing’s too low for me.

benkei : you know, you missed your father’s funeral. by eight years. takeomi : well, last time i talked to him he said, “i’ll see you in hell, boy,” so i figured we had something on the books.

mitsuya : i noticed we have slowly started to phase the ‘b’ out of our bromance. draken : [down on one knee, ring still out] i mean, yeah, i guess.

naoto : the next time someone asks you why you watch so much true crime just say “research” and don’t elaborate.

chifuyu : what can therapy do for me that screaming in my car for 30 minutes can’t?

baji : you think i care? everyone : baji : well, yeah. actually i do. baji : and i’ll probably cry about it later, if we’re being honest.

shion : it sounds like bones melting. rindou : bones? where we’re going, we don’t need bones. mochi : what is that supposed to mean?!

mikey : get in the halloween spirit and make a ghost! baji : that’s called murder and i heard somewhere that it was illegal.

shinichiro : [trick or treating] alright, time for sweets! emma : aren’t you a bit too old for this? shinichiro : too old for free sweets?! shinichiro : [gasps] NEVER!

shion : on halloween we dress like skeletons, but in reality, the skeletons dress like us. izana : izana : i worry about you.

sanzu : i’m never sure if i’m being paranoid or being psychic.

kazutora : “they’ll never find your body” is a boring threat. a better threat would be “they’ll never stop finding your body.” hanma : or say “they’ll be finding parts of you for at least 4 months, and you’ll still be alive for 3 of them.” baji : now that’s a threat! chifuyu :

emma : my hand is cold. hina : here! [holds emma’s hand] emma : emma : [blushes] my lips are cold, too.

hakkai : [suspicious] what did you do? inui : i didn’t do anything. chifuyu : [screams] inui : ignore that.