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I’m so serious when I say I can’t stop listening to this song & I’d pay for an extended version with the rest of Katseye

Didn’t make the first cut

Very hard morning

I’m sorry; I was an Evah girl twice. Why does she keep getting to do 1/2 of the challenge and sliding? I don’t get it

Ye’ Haw

Something something tummy Tuesday 🍆

Stopped balls deep, mid thrust to turn off that stupid opal song last night in case anyone was wondering

Starting to collect Pokémon specifically after discovering the Michi method and realizing I can organize them however I like and not have to go out and have 1k bulk cards but just the ones I love

Alexia & Larsa are the most insufferable on RHOM and nothing will change my mind about that after catching up.

Monday morning workout done! ✅

Good night from me and my sleepy semi 🌙✨

It’s your favorite hairy bro’s birthday today 🥳

friday

Happy Friday ! ❤️❤️

Anyone else make any bad tattoo decisions this year or just me?

If you have hairy pits you’ve already won my heart 💛

I feel like I was super ecstatic for like the last week and then last night I couldn’t sleep for shit and now I’m way down in the dumps. Anyway, here’s some 🍑

Family relationships are so much harder to navigate when the other party finally admits they compartmentalize your struggles because they no longer want the responsibility of helping you because you ‘don’t agree with them’, like yeah, I’ll go fuck myself but how do I deal with this in a healthy way?

Occasionally I find myself getting intimidated by my attraction to a man and it shuts me up so quick and that’s so silly if you really stop and think about it

I got to make out & play around with three men tonight and if that isn’t Pride enough I don’t know what to tell you

They’re playing Cher and all I can think is generic 90s tv show ass song 😂

Only played like 20 minutes so far but ZA is GORGEOUS

Been reading/consuming content about Scarlet and Violet and I actually think they were forced to nerf it for the switch system because that beta looks amazing

Between the lyrics and the accidental SS-inspired merchandise Idk how much else you idiots need to see like the critiques are valid stop worshipping your idols jfc

Didn’t realize how much he curved up until this morning

Fuckin straight daddies.

I just had to grease up 😵‍💫

A little rough around the edges

Horny as hell today! Jerked off this morning when I woke up and jerked off again at work. How many more times is it gonna take to satiate my hard hairy dick? Or can you help me?

Was told I needed to post this, might as well get the load straight from the tap

I just want to be happy again

If I had $1 for the few times I’ve criticized swift for her lack of integrity when it comes to politics, I’d have $2, which isn’t a lot, but it’s funny it’s happened twice in like the last three months

Reading Lasher and man is this so much darker & sadder than The Witching Hour. I’m enjoying it but it’s bleak. Only about 50% through, so hoping it gets more hopeful lmfao

Lowkey feel left out because it seems like everyone is doing locktober but also logistically don’t think I’d get a lock through the detectors at work every shift so 🤷🏼‍♂️

The Witching Hour is so much better than I expected it to be that I fear Lasher and Taltos have way too high a bar to reach

🛁 pt II

Bubbles & belly 🛁

My dad is mad at my sister for not ‘speaking to the family’…dude hasn’t talked to me in years 🤣

scenario: HHN, shower & then flip fuck. Who’s down?

Another woody Wednesday

Dinkum, dlc for DK, Two Point Museum and a Pokémon AC-type game? Damn I’m glad I got this thing when I did. (Mostly excited for dinkum and two point but still)

It’s #tummytuesday already?

Hard as a rock on this rainy day ☔️

Hard as a rock on this rainy day ☔️

Jason Voorhees is my type in that he’s a tall man who doesn’t speak but he could also crush me with his hands