had to bathe my nephew and i really can never have kids like they are cool and all but doing this everyday would be torture

looked at some old photoshoots i did in high school and my photographer friend ate that shes so talented

so hey are we gonna talk about how the trump admin is now threatening companies that sell binders and forcing them to register as companies selling medical devices www.yahoo.com/news/article...

spouse best florist in the world

trying to reclaim the throne in blue prince and its so hard omg i keep resetting and i almost got it but when i hit cursed mode i ran out of steps

client sends me a pic of traffic saying he’ll be 10 minutes late sir you are 4 cities away i can tell where this was taken

smuckers discontinuing the boysenberry syrup these are dark times

I COULD DO THIS EVERY SINGLE NIGHT YOU GOT ME WORKING UP AN APPETITE

spouse currently playing hey soul sister on 2x speed

i love all the christmas songs that are just “its Christmas and im HORNY”

cis people on the skyline are genuinely more distressed by karoline leavitt’s lip fillers than the fact that congress just said, “what we should do is put any doctor or pharmacist in prison who gives lifesaving medical care to this specific kind of child we find gross.”

Had the three Dems who voted for this held the line and voted no, they could have blocked it.

me when i finally eat after i melt down: wow that feeling of death and despair was just hunger

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larian dumb as shit lmao

Swen Vincke of Larian Studios responded to backlash for using AI with a promise to rewind time to before anyone knew about that. paletteswap.site/dif...

new d20 season looks so good except for the one person i cant deal with……

spent 6 hours meticulously matching my client’s white roots to her ends so she doesn’t need to color anymore and just let it grow and it was perfect and i dry it and she goes “can we dye it dark again i dont like the white” so thats my day :)

following my teenage nieces on social media so funny bc one keeps posting theatre kid shit and the other is on her emo angst phase so all i get is “when he doesn’t look at you the same anymore 🥺” videos and hadestown slime tutorials

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alex song xia is so hot you guys i need them

remixes that leave the original in the dust

Yusuke, from YuYu Hakusho 👉 💥

Rest in peace to a pioneer. www.nytimes.com/2025/12/13/u...

6.5/10 pretty cinematography but needed editing. it felt like they had the priest story written and decided to put benoit blanc in there to sell it.

the old harvest moon games having a priest you could confess to is so funny sndndnd

love being able to cook bc im making fondue with what i already had in the house just because i was craving it

girl why do ppl book at 8am if they always late just make an appointment at 9 i got clients after you sis

michelle pfifer is so scary looking

Congratulations you fucking morons

This is like paying the guys that robbed your house to also burn it down.

115 democrats just voted to establish the first federal statutory definition of sex, which could now be used to • charge fraud for using documents that misrepresent “sex” • reverse all federal records gender markers • sue a future gov’t for attempting to rescind trump’s anti-trans exec orders

spaghetti and mushroom balls yay

bras are so dysphoric for me like a molded cup??? hell no get that away from me

beat blue prince in dare mode heyyyyy

[in weird childrens choir falsetto] christmas time is heeeereeee

Chic hits #1 today in 1978 with “Le Freak”, a song originally titled “F**k Off!” — and written after the band was turned away by the bouncers at Studio 54. “We go back to my apartment really pissed off,” said Nile Rodgers, “and Bernard starts singing, ‘Ahhh, f**k off!’ .. and that became the hook.”

i just saw a compilation of “the era where pop music went indian” and its all those songs from like 2015 that did that and also PTT by loona is on there 😭

in a fit of irritation i cut myself some bangs… we shall see if this was a mistake or not

EXACTLY

this color correction i just did destroyed me yall was 5 hours and i think i used 8 different formulas?? she tried to remove the green in her hair on her own with basically bleach so it had all these splotches and this huge green band that was so stubborn and she wanted black so i had to fill it too

miracle on 34th street is so scary yall

everytime i play my current dnd character i make her more and more mean and last night while we were playing i was fantasizing about making her the big bad in one of my campaigns

guys pray for me that my eggnog cheesecake isnt soggy bc the bain marie leaked through the second container i had for insurance

my cheesecake got ruined and then i got a game over in blue prince im gonna smack my brain on the pavement

BRING ME BACK

the more hungry i get the more i can feel the psychic damage to my mood

brah i bought a costco size box of biscoffs last month to use for christmas baking, hid it and my mom ATE IT ALL HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO MAKE CHEESECAKE NOW

thinking about when oomf said katara wouldn’t bloodbend bc shes a liberal

spouse put a hallmark movie on and it stars the super sexy lady from last holiday but her love interest looks like a republican senator why would they do this to her