FA Cup final score: Chelsea (fined £47m over secret payments) 0-1 Manchester City (still awaiting 115 charges to be heard after three years) Ah, the magic of the cup

61 people are running for California governor! You know that Friends scene where Joey opens his Visa bill and it says “envelope one of two” and he just goes “that can’t be good” before he’s even seen the number? That’s my June 2nd ballot.

Basically: Foul, no goal. No, Arsenal haven’t been doing this all season.

Arsenal hatred is very real. It is fascinating to see how many rival fans, journalists, and pundits would rather see a human-rights-abusing, sportswashing petrostate, credibly accused of unprecedented financial cheating, win more titles than see Arsenal become champions.

Anyone claiming VAR’s decision to disallow West Ham’s goal was controversial is either chasing clicks, trolling, or pushing an agenda. It’s getting very tiresome. Two to go. Come on Arsenal!

Whilst my cardiologist would probably prefer Arsenal to win these games 4-0 for the sake of my continued existence, I genuinely don’t care how we get there.

Heart attack just about averted!

I love VAR! 😏

That‘s clearly a foul, but VAR… 🤷‍♂️

Fucking ridiculous!

LEOOOOOOOOO!

What are we doing?

We need to win this game and get the 3 points, because we’re not winning this league on goal difference, that’s for sure.

This is painful to watch. Everything so pedestrian. No sense of urgency. Wake up! Come on Arsenal!

How is that not a foul on Gyökeres?

My stream has Gary Neville for me to endure. Twat!

Why we no score yet? Come on Arsenal!

Eric Kripke reacts to a gold statue of Trump appearing right after Homelander got a gold statue in ‘The Boys’ “Seriously… what the fuck?”

I’ve been binge watching Planet Earth all day in honor of Sir David Attenborough’s 100th birthday. The spectacular visuals, combined with his soothing voice, really help with anxiety for me as well.

The UK voting for Reform is grotesque. Brexit already dragged the country into nationalist delusion, and now people are openly embracing rhetoric and scapegoating tactics that echo some of the ugliest politics Europe produced in the lead-up to the Nazis. Have people learned absolutely nothing?

‘The greatest ambassador for life on Earth’: Tributes paid to David Attenborough on his 100th birthday

Hold on, you’re allowed to celebrate getting to a final? That didn’t seem to be the case yesterday. Why might that be?

Don’t like PSG at all, but I truly despise Kane and Diaz, so fuck Bayern!

And breathe!

COME ON ARSENAL!

That’ll do!

Blow the fucking whistle you twat!

Please please please please please!

Fuck fuck fuckity fuck! Come on Everton!

Werther look? Yes, that’s a toffee joke!

It’s pretty incredible just how consistently awful Ferrari’s race strategy is!

MLS looking so calm and assured in the middle. Like what I see.

Handbrake not just off, it’s been completely ripped out! Arsenal purring. 3-0 at the half.

My Arsenal are back!

So sad. What a fighter!

I strongly suspect Eric Kripke has access to a time machine, because Season 5 of The Boys was written a couple of years ago and it’s absolutely nailing our timeline!

15 years ago today I moved from South Beach to Los Angeles. My only regret about leaving Florida is that I didn’t do it sooner!

Arsenal robbed by VAR. We should absolutely be taking a 2-1 lead into the return leg. Overturning that pen was never a clear and obvious error.

UEFA officials as fucking awful as their EPL counterparts!

That’s a bullshit decision. VAR fucking us over again!

Row fucking Z!

PIF taking a bone saw to LIV…

Bollocks! 1-1

Fuck me! How about we just boot the ball into Row Z in situations like that?

He sure can take a penalty! Absolutely spanked that! Arsenal go one up.

COME ON ARSENAL!

Olise doing all the things Arsenal fans had hoped to see from Madueke!

Mad game!

Wonderful half of football. Both these teams would blow Arsenal away on current form (that’s their attacking and our defending)!

In case you had any doubts, Gary Neville remains a detestable twat!