WHY AM I IN THE YAOI

Someone please

suing

my sanity

Kill him

no

i don’t

fuck there’s three minutes left April Fool

THE MATCHES WERE TOO CLOSE TO THE M-80S MY HAIR IS ON FIRE SOMEONE HELP THE ROOM IS LOCKED

Calm before the storm

This is gonna be fun

@glitchyc2bc.bsky.social is a canon alt btw ill change the handle when I figure out how!!!!!//

LITTLE????

@thegrandleader.bsky.social fool

Bro is not baseball Except the sweaty bit his body part that allows him to swear is clogged like the fatass he is

Ooc it’s a crime plankton movie wasn’t released today instead of last weke

300:00:00

Shout out to @markertism.bsky.social for making me look well liked during my weekly crashout

DO YOU KNOW HOW MUCH OF YOUR SHIT I HAVE TO DEAL WITH ON A DAILY BASIS I HAVE FUCKING HAD IT WITH ALL OF YOU

I hate all of you

If one more damn thing happens I swear to fod

Garbanzo bean get side hustling I’m opening up a Jimmy johns

So like I’m pretty sure proto is being consensually kidnapped we should do something

Welcome to cooking with tissues where in this episode I cook an egg better than ojs to inflate my ego

@pendem0nium.rocks go go baseball apologist mode//

Still not as caked up as trophy

Poll Do I A: spray paint myself orange to gaslight the shit out of everyone B: drink 546 bottles of pepsi

WHAT THE FUCK DO YOU WANT FROM ME

!!!!!ATTENTION EVERYONE!!!!! EVERYONE WHO KNOWS WHO I AM MEET ME OUTSIDE HOOT

Holy shit I forgot about garbanzo beam

Holy fuck it’s a cia sleeper nickel

I don’t Do w e What

two and four between tpot 15-16

It’s schrover

Swarm this man with hate

Dislikebomb him

I feel racist saying this but why are all the mephones dicks

Sure just generate an image of me having a breakdown fine by me all mephones dni

@mephone16e.bsky.social has reached the esteemed 69th follower Also 1e308 posts time to infinity now