Meet my new best friend. I'm a big fan 😅. It was his idea to post a thirst trap, I swear 😜.

Too warm to sleep. Too tired to be awake. Send halp please.

Completely off topic. But does anyone else call a slide slippery dip?!

Only two hours?! Amateur.

Gooning in this heat was a choice, boy was it rewarding 😏. That is all.

#monochromaticmonday and all that jazz. Tap to free the #nipple. #mcm

Ahhh my comment has come back to haunt me. Currently laying 27° and my throat feels like razer blades. Nothing fun caused or will come of this. Send sympathy please 🙏🏻.

So anyway I didn't. Well not all the way. But then I did just now and you know when it goes everywhere like fuck what a mess.

It's so warm in London but all I am is hungry?! Why?! Ehhhhhh send halp. And food.

This is one thing I struggle to explain when I am home in Australia. 30 degrees in London is so much hotter than 30 degrees in Australia. Also, you guys don't take sun for granted like us. Find a British pal and you'll always have a fun summer day.

Wait isn't this one real. You know when Data and Tasha well, explore Data's full functionality.

Red hot this weekend. Didn't sleep much so here is a sneaky thirst trap before the gym.

Can't sleep. Should I, you know ? 😏💦😅.

To the #gym so I can justify feasting all as stay at home #gaymer. Horizon 6 has me hooked. 🚘🎮 #XBOX.

Here's thist trap because I did legs at the gym. But really my pants are off so I can get back into bed 💁🏻💤. #gym #gaymer #signalboost

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Hasn't it always been XBOX?! Or am I missing something? #XBOX.

Here you go kind sir, as you asked so nicely.

Did I even go to gym if I didn't post a silly little thirst trap afterwards?

Interviewing from home, pants are optional yeah?! 😏😂.

I don't know what a skircle is. I'm not sure if I should be embarrassed or ask for help. Am I getting old?!

🤤🤤🤤

Oh here is the answer by the way guys. Probably just using it as an excuse to post a thirst trap. I thought I looked good.

A thirst trap is a thirst trap. If dem the rules I'm down.

Working from the office is just as fun. Sneaky work wanks are thrilling 😏😂.

There might be a price if guess the colours correctly 😏😜.

This. But a random midnight run in the spot 👀.

This ladies and gentlemen. Fucking this. Get involved or don't complain about it.

This was the assignment yes?

Peekaboo. Yeah I am a touch h word. Send halp. 😏💁🏻.

Shoot. I'm down for some mess.

Jimmed #legs. #Samsung needs to tune it's sensor algorithms. Not sure what the camera is doing with this #photo

Still haven't had that hair cut head 💇🏻 .

You mustache and then you'll receive. Yes, I know it's an awful pun and I'll see myself out.

I just did 😏.

I gave in to temptation. Got some terrible coffee. Probably should have just had a wank 💁🏻.

This. Why am I still awake. There has been a terrible mistake.

Repost with your most popular Grindr pic.

Anytime nap? Yeah

I believe the spy thrillers script this as "zoom and enhance". You know, when they're spying on semi-naked men for reasons 👀🤣.

Well fine. But only because you asked so nicely 😏😘.

Done moving heavy things for the day. Would it be wrong to go back to bed?!

Don't hate me, I'm a #Microsoft #Surface kinda guy.

POV: what the microwave is seeing as I wait for it to heat up my schnack. 🤤.

3 or 10, really depends on what the 🍆 feels like if I'm honest.

Ya boy needed some protein. Please judge me, I imagine regret will soon follow.

Feelin' a bit drained. Reckon this mirror is tired of seeing me yet?

Am I too late?

I reckon ya boy needs a hair cut. Buzz cut or mullet ?!