I'm so hot

Getting one of those Fair Share £100 things from Nationwide. Woohoo! What can I do with... Oh, yeah, it'll pay for my boiler service tomorrow. Fucking adulting 😒

This morning on awesome customer care... "Ah, both items should have been in the box, I can offer to send the other one to you free of charge? Let me know." Offer? Yes please. Thank you for "offering" to send me an item I've already bought and paid for 😂🤦🏻‍♂️

Happy pre-Friday!

That's time on The Boys. Twas good, but the final season had many of the issues common with series finishing these days. As a whole it was a great show, though. Ho hum, think I'll re-read the comics again!

Training complete. Pumped, sweaty, beaten, it's aaaaaaall good 🥵🖤👊🏻🥷🏻 Hope you're all having a wonderful Wednesday evening. The countdown the weekend starts now! And a long weekend in the UK, woohoo!

Good morning you beautiful bunch. Still adjusting to the events of last night and Arsenal becoming champions. Crazy times. Crazy, beautiful times. But, alas, reality hits me square in the face and I have to go to work 😔 Hope you all had lovely sleeps and enjoy the day ahead!

Wordle 1,795 6/6 🟨⬛⬛🟩⬛ ⬛🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬛🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬛🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬛🟩🟩🟩🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 Fuck me 🥵

It's been a really crazy few days for me. A hell of a lot of bad news followed by pure elation of Arsenal winning the Prem... And it isn't even midweek. Too much to process, people! Rum helps. You're all amazing and sexy! 🥰

I've got work tomorrow. How am I going to do any science after all this rum and football joy?! #Arsenal #COYG

Love Xhaka #Arsenal #COYG

Arsenal champions? I'll drink to that. Who would like one? #Arsenal #COYG ♥️🎉🏆⚽

The Arsenal. Your Premier League champions.

Oh fuuuuuuuuuck yes!!!!! 🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️ #Arsenal

Yes!

So many people going ooooon and oooon about the Witcher 3's birthday. ...And too fucking right they should. Best game ever! And after all these years I still haven't even started the DLC 😂 I know, I know lol. I'll get to it. ♥️🎮

Nothing says " #promosky happens at the start of the month " quite like doing it on the 19th. Here's your slice of me 😏 If you like... Science Gaming TV & Films Music DnD Martial arts Tattoos Dark, dry & sarcastic humour Dogs Climbing Running ...then come in and know me better! 😁

I don't usually comment on game journo, but I love @gameinformer.com I love the punchy reviews, I love that I can read every single past issue online (mega nostalgia trips!), I love that I can read the current issue online. I miss print, you see! This post was not sponsored by them, by the way 😂

I missed monochrome Monday, maybe I'll do tits out Tuesday just for myself. Or, even better, maybe you can have a look at this tiny little beasty who took her dinner to bed for half an hour and got into a right state ♥️🐕

Wordle 1,794 2/6 ⬛🟨🟩🟩⬛ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 Ooo so close

Urgh, more shitty cunty news today. It's been a really crap few days. Hope you're all doing ok. I'm bummed out. Send memes, funnies, nudes, whatever I'm not fussed 🤷🏻‍♂️

It's Monday 😤 Definitely not a forced half smile from me. Can I go back to bed yet? Hope you're all ok, beautiful phone people!

You lot are awesome ♥️

Doing a little sightseeing today. The goodest boy 🥰🥹🐕 #ForzaHorizon6 #FH6 #ForzaHorizon #Xbox

Colourful fishies #ForzaHorizon6 #FH6 #ForzaHorizon #Xbox

Devastated I don't have 5000+ followers yet. I'm hilarious.

Roads? Where we're going, we don't need roads... #ForzaHorizon6 #FH6 #ForzaHorizon #Xbox

Good morning and happy Sunday from Japan! #ForzaHorizon6 #FH6 #ForzaHorizon #Xbox

Sometimes, it's nice to be nice #ForzaHorizon6 #FH6 #ForzaHorizon #Xbox

My feed is full of that singing tournament

Enjoying my tour of Japan 🥰 #ForzaHorizon6 #FH6 #ForzaHorizon #Xbox

If anyone wants a Forza friend... Busted Router on Xbox 💚 Vroom vroom 🚗

Started the day with some really sad news. Not going to divulge because it's not my news, but, just, you know, look after each other xxx

Good. Morning. You. Sexy. Lot. Happy Saturday!!

Sadly, Mixtape wasn't for me. While I'm old enough to appreciate it as a 90s coming of age story, to me it was too much of an American coming of age story, and I struggled to relate. I also didn't recognise most of said mixtape lol. Didn't say it was a bad game 😋 just not for me.

Let's game! 🎮♥️

And apologies if you see someone called Busted Router on your travels 😂

I hope you're prepared for nothing but expert level photography from #ForzaHorizon6! #FH6 #Xbox #ForzaHorizon

New crack discovered

Friday pups! ♥️🐕

Good morning all and happy Friday! I'm not usually this sincere on here, but been hearing of people close to me struggling the last few days as they and their loved ones go through hell. So, please, look out for each other and look after each other ♥️

Time to give season three of Battlefield a go 💪🏻

I really don't think I've been putting enough time into gaming lately. This must be rectified! Hope you're all having a wonderful day ♥️

And I wouldn't have it any other way 😂😍🐕

The reviews are coming in hot for Forza Horizon 6 and I am so fucking ready #Xbox #ForzaHorizon6

We march on. Time for Season 3!

Group of us go for lunch on the second Wednesday of each month, which is nice. It's a ten minute walk to the eatery. I only brought a light fleece. Today there's a hail storm. I'm going to get rather damp.

Suppose I had better push through and do this 'work' thing

Just a few more hours and we're halfway through the week, people!...