Today I wanted to tell this lady why dont you intoduce your upper lip to your bottom lip and shut the fuck up....but I needed my job..

IN MY HOUSEHOLD THERE IS GOD 。* 。 ° 。 ° ˛˚˛ * _Π____*。*˚ ˚ ˛ •˛•˚ /________/~＼。˚ ˚ ˛ ˚ ˛ •˛• ˚ ｜ 田田 ｜門｜ • Dear Lord, you know I am not perfect and I fall short everyday of my life, but I want to take time out to say thank you for your mercy and grace. Amen !

Customer"Look at my face, does it look like I care?" Me: "Well by looking at your face, God didn't care either....Get the hell on...Bastard 😂😂😂😂😂

How do you cut the ocean in half? With a sea-saw 🤣🤣🤣

Who can smell this picture ?

Right !

It's too late in the evening for your breath to be smelling like ear ring backs🤒😷😷

Why was the drug dealer jealous of the prostitute? Because she could wash her crack and sell it again ! 🤣🤣🤣🤣

The Bible said “Whoever finds a Virgo found a Good thing. 🤣🤣🤣

I’m Sorry I Lied To You Martin, I Just Didn’t Wanna Go To Arizona! Now I See Why! 😂😂😂😂

I didn't think I'll ever say this ... But I can't wait till it turns colder than Steve Harvey teeth 🥵🥵🥵

I hate when people leave their bad breath behind after talking to me .. hey , come get this shit! 😳😳

My fake name is "Bobby".🤣🤣🤣 What's y'all ?

Dru Hill: We were… Me : Fivvvvvvvvvvvvvvve Steps

My electric bill landed today looks like I got charged for the sunlight, moonlight, streetlight, the light of the holy spirit & the light at the end of the tunnel. 🙄🙄🙄

Where they put Michael Jackson money at ? I’ll hold on to it 😂😂😂🤣🤣

When the "devil' can't reach you, he"ll send u a broke mf with good sex 😂😂😂

Keep on playing with people ...you gonna find yourself getting shook up like an etch - n- sketch...!!🤣🤣🤣

Most of us was raised right… Yall just did wrong on your own! 🤔🤔🤔

If a rich man is called a sugar daddy , what do you call a poor man ?🤔🤔🤔

Well damn

Awwww man 😔

I’ll never forgive this wanch for not letting Miss Sophia enjoy her chirren for Christmas #thecolorpurple

U ever quit a job application halfway thru cuz they asking too much ? 🤔 #thankfulfor19years

Keep on getting those Sugar Daddies.. Gone get u a sugar baby 👶 😂😂

Let me get about a hundred of them

Nobody leaves work quicker than a person who was late clocking in.🤦🏽‍♂️ Nobody!

Forget a dinner date let's go sit in court listening to people’s cases 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

Why are bluegill the hardest fish to catch when you actually need them for bait ? 😅 🤔🤔🤔🤔

I wonder what Coochie smell like back in the 1800s 🤔🤔🤔🤔

Listen to God with a broken heart. He is not only the doctor who mends it, but also the father who wipes away the tears. Heaven knows we need never be ashamed of our tears, for they are rain upon the blinding dust of earth, overlying our hard hearts. God, I thank you for Everything !!

I am not yelling at you .

Y'all better not be looking for long distance love with walking distance money 😔😔😔

Women who are humble…. Stay Humble!! You wont know where you going until you know where you been! 😅😂🤣

Women with big tiddies hug you and ask "How do you feel?" Ma'am , I'm about to nut . 😳😳

Stomach sound like the intro to Rack City Bitch 🤣🤣🤣🤣

I call them delicious!

And did !

She could have made Craig something to eat too🤣

If u think the weather around here switches up fast, you should meet the people!

Is it me or does the people with the least amount of teeth in their mouth speaks the most truth.?🤔

I smell #Virgo season approaching🥰All Virgos Check in ‼️ #Sept16

I ain’t gone flex … I think it’s way past time for us to get another Churches, hell I want a 2 piece and a pepper 🌶️

How black people look saying RIP to Hulk Hogan..😂

With this BRUTAL heat, y'all remember to drink lots of water & stay inside between the hours of 10 a.m. and Nov. 1

Some of yall a lil too young to know bout these😂

Why old women perfume last so damn long. Your granny left 45 mins ago and da room still smell like Red Door. 🤧

Them: Them mean ass Virgo’s up next 🤣🤣🤣 Me: And is !