Grumpy gramps.

I’m buying all of these variants, aren’t I? 😑

The seemingly unfitting feathers are starting to give fishing lure cunt.

The sweet soundscape of UP ALL NIGHT has been the only melatonin supplement I’ve needed since 1991 (complimentary).

12:00:01am

Literally me by 9:25pm tonight. 🎉

I was hoping for goopy, Cronenberg body horror monstrosity, but I guess she’s cute?

Literally me at any given moment:

This would get me back into Marvel books.

We’ve arrived at that point between Christmas and New Year’s when no one knows what day of the week it currently is.

#LetterboxdFriday #LastFourWatched #filmsky #moviesky 🎄 boxd.it/2sJab

Me after eating 20,000 calories worth of cheese, cookies, chocolate, pasta, and bread over the last 24 hours:

How I'm turning up to the Bluesky Christmas Party

Looks like I am heading back to LA at the end of January.

Me to me watching all the clips of Jake Paul and Andrew Tate getting their asses beat the fuck down:

The energy I’m bringing to Christmas this year:

#LetterboxdFriday #LastFourWatched #filmsky boxd.it/2sJab

Seated.

There had better be a scene with Rachel Sennott cutting lines with the “brat” credit card.

#LetterboxdFriday #LastFourWatched #filmsky boxd.it/2sJab

The release date has been bumped up to THIS FRIDAY, 12/12!

I would come out to her.

I’ll be the oldest f*g in that crowd.

The way he closes that gap is just 🫠.

💥 Letterboxd Video Store launches December 10 (ET). 👀 Announcing our Unreleased Gems shelf: rent these must-see films you can’t watch anywhere else. Available for a limited time only, through January 2. Regions and prices vary by title. Read more: boxd.it/dEe

More of this energy IRL, please.

Whoever mixed this clearly just wants me to die. 🫠

I literally hope he chokes to death in his sleep.

FUCKING. SAT.

“Netflix… we make movies worse.”

*buys myself a little treat*

Netflix: Don’t worry, theatrical releases are TOTALLY going to continue!

The company that notoriously hates “old Hollywood” movies now owns one of the greatest libraries of “old Hollywood” movies. 😑🔫

Catching up on the latest episode of I LOVE LA. Those Chromatics and Metric needle drops were just 🤌🏻.

Buy all the physical media you can WHILE you still can!

I had to, even though I hate these stupid, fucking things. 🐦‍⬛

⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️ on Letterboxd before I’ve even seen it.

Spotify Wrapped thinking I’m 32! 🫠

Literally.

Me in the theater on opening night:

Charli xcx and FKA twigs bumping into each other in that recording studio like:

I’m about to become completely insufferable.

A second Black Friday haul from Severin has been secured. 🫠

It’s flannel pajama pants season. 🎁

Me scrolling through my feed, meticulously appreciating all of the thick boys who’ve posted photos of their hairy, post-Thanksgiving dinner bellies:

My Black Friday hauls from Severin and Vinegar Syndrome: #filmsky

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