Tiny Hands screams “separation of church and state” while demanding NBC be “properly licensed” and punished for interviews he dislikes. That is not constitutional literacy. That is authoritarian wishcasting with a remote control.

Less outrage, more results.

They want you mad at your neighbor. It keeps you from seeing who’s cashing the check. While you pay higher rent and higher bills, their donors get loopholes, monopolies get stronger, and politicians get richer. We’re done with the scam economy.

I don’t care what party you are. If you work hard, you should be able to live. But rents are up, bills are up, and paychecks are not keeping up. Not because your neighbor did it. Because a rigged system lets monopolies, junk fees, and corporate landlords squeeze us.

We do not scapegoat regular people.

I love this country. I’m not interested in left-versus-right theater while regular families get squeezed. If you work hard, you should be able to live. Right now, the rules are rigged by monopolies, junk fees, corporate landlords, and politicians who answer to donors.

We love this country. We’re tired of watching it get looted. They want you mad at your neighbor, because it keeps you from noticing who’s picking your pocket. The real divide isn’t left vs right. It’s the people who play by the rules vs the people who buy the rules.

The Bill of Rights for Regular People: Right to vote easily and securely (anti-gerrymandering, registration access) Right to privacy (medical and personal) Right to organize (union protections) Right to fair courts (ethics rules, enforcement) Right to affordable basics (housing, healthcare)

Patriotism is building a country where everyone who plays by the rules can thrive. The problem isn’t your neighbor. It’s the powerful few buying the rules.

Freedom Means Fairness.

Serve the People, Not the Donors.

Country Over Corporations.

Work should pay. Bills shouldn’t bury you. Rules should be fair.

Trump is now taking a victory lap for “peace in the Middle East” by endorsing a rebranded ex-jihadist as the future of Syria. That is not diplomacy; it is wishcasting for headlines.

Tiny Hands turning a Tennessee House race into a cosmic battle between Christianity and country music is the most on-brand thing imaginable. If the stakes sound made up, it is because they are.

Imagine thinking democracy is sacred while also telling a whole state legislature you’ll break their careers if they vote the wrong way. That isn’t patriotism. That’s a protection racket with merch.

If the deal were truly “very important,” we would see numbers, not adjectives. Phase One déjà vu: big promises, vague details, and a guarantee that the real benefits are always coming “soon.”

This is not a presidential announcement. It is a meme with the literacy level of a chain email. TPS cannot be ended for one state, and USCIS already extended Somalia’s TPS through 2026. If you fell for this, the problem is not immigration. It is media literacy.

Funny how Tiny Hands can list every Democrat he’s ever Googled but never the people who shared his guest list.

Nothing says “global leadership” like outsourcing your moral compass to the guy who ordered a journalist’s dismemberment.

Only Trump could promise to “cut out the insurance companies” by giving them your money directly. It is not reform, it is rerouting the bill.

If accomplishments were real, they would not need capital letters to stand upright.

If the strategy is “never look behind me, always look over there,” it might be time to ask what he sees in the rearview.

He’s railing against the monster he built, pretending it’s still wearing Obama’s name tag.

Bragging about tariffs while inflation rises is like calling water a luxury when the tap’s still on.

It’s a brave new world when “cutting red tape” feels like lighting the fire escape on purpose.

If he fought monopolies this hard when he was in office, half the country wouldn’t be eating debt for dinner.

So Tiny Hands wants to torch the filibuster to pass “common sense” voter suppression, then call it patriotism. The Founders built checks for a reason. You don’t save a republic by gutting its guardrails because your tantrum can’t pass cloture.

Every time he yells “FIGHT, FIGHT, FIGHT,” another Senate norm packs its bags.

Every paragraph reads like a hostage note from democracy itself. “The world respects us again,” he says, while demanding a nuclear option on the Senate.

Every time he meets Xi, he sounds less like a president and more like a salesman calling from the tarmac.

Every sentence reads like it was ghostwritten by Dr. Strangelove on Red Bull. Someone please hide the launch codes behind a CAPTCHA.

Every time he types like this, you can almost hear the calculator trying to flee the room.

Every time he writes one of these statements, you can almost hear the Sharpie running out of self-control.

“I repainted the Kennedy Center white,” he says, “and America too.” Nothing says leadership like a man who thinks primer and patriotism are the same product.

You ever notice how every time he tries to sound like a statesman, it ends up reading like a breakup text between a dictator and reality?

“Ended 8 wars in 8 months” is a wild claim from a guy who started 8 lawsuits before breakfast. The only conflict he’s ever resolved is between his ego and the mirror, and even that’s a stalemate.

Only “Tiny Hands” could see an ad featuring Ronald Reagan and decide the real threat to America is… Canada. The man could turn a snowball fight into a trade war.

“Friends of mine asked me not to invade San Francisco” sounds less like a presidential statement and more like a rejected Veep script. Federal “surges” aren’t favors; they’re overreach with branding.

Imagine losing by 7 million votes, four years later still running the math, and thinking the problem is calculators. The term you’re looking for isn’t “illegal scam,” it’s “reality.” Democracy doesn’t bend to your ego, no matter how loud you shout.

Somewhere between “love unseen in a thousand years” and “thank you, Indonesia,” I realized foreign policy is just Mad Libs with caps lock.

So inspiring. The man who called the FBI “traitors” now claims credit for their homework. Next week he’ll announce he personally arrested the concept of crime and made it sign an NDA.

Stopping the war is a worthy goal. Freezing the war where the invader currently sits is not a solution, it is permission. Lasting peace requires justice, not fatigue.

He's definitely not mad that 7 million Americans came out to protest him yesterday.... uk.news.yahoo.com/donald-trump...

Funny how “fighting for our troops” only counts when it’s convenient. If Trump can magically reallocate $8B by executive order, then Republicans can reopen the government the same way: by voting. Call your bluff, JD, fund the country, not just the photo ops.

Hard to keep up: are we fighting drugs, or just yelling at foreign presidents until one of them responds in all caps? At this rate, the next State Department briefing will come with subtitles and a laugh track.

Wild that the sitting Vice President is posting monarchy cosplay like it’s a flex. George Washington turned down a crown. JD Vance is out here begging for one.

One whole follower? Adorable. Let me know when you unlock level two.

So your defense of GOP group chats praising Hitler is, “Well one Democrat said something horrific once too.” Cool. So instead of condemning both, you’re running a Buy-One-Get-One Hypocrisy Sale.

Ah, yes, world peace by speakerphone. Putin hands out compliments, Melania gets a gold star for “involvement with children,” Rubio is suddenly Secretary of State, and now the grand summit is in Budapest, because that worked out so well last time.