#vss365 #fascinate #WritingCommunity #Poetry

There was an old man called West Whose wife was in a lustful tempest At their caravan in Dorset She stripped down to her corset When he stood there in his string vest #vss365 #tempest #WritingCommunity

Leg day 🦵💪🏋‍♀️ #Fitness #Photography

There was a young lady called Kate Whose husband was beginning to frustrate She wanted her rocks off But he was still getting his socks off And it was already twenty past eight #vss365 #frustrate #WritingCommunity

The new week starts today Fitness never stops Reps, intensity and drive Heart rate never drops Lunging, lifting, pulsing Your body endorses the fire You will amaze yourself with your power When you lift yourself higher and higher #vss365 #endorse #fitness #WritingCommunity

#vss365 #waver #WritingCommunity #Poetry

There was a young man called Jed Whose new girlfriend filled him with dread He was starting to waver When she seemed like a raver So he put extra cushions around the bed #vss365 #waver #WritingCommunity

Thought I'd have a go at something serious. Comfort zone, out of. The divide To cross So wide But so near Level but not flat Straight but not direct Simple but not straightforward One step but not a stride #vss365 #divide #Poetry #WritingCommunity

There was a young man with pride Who liked to conquer and divide Full of bravado Until a well thrown avocado Rather stopped him in his stride #vss365 #divide #WritingCommunity

There was a young lady called Fast Whose boyfriend made her aghast In the car park at Tesco He said let's do it al fresco But it was starting to get overcast #vss365 #overcast #WritingCommunity

There was an old lady called Dolly Who worked with a young Mr Holly He fell for her wiles In the wines and spirits aisles And bent her over the back of a trolley #vss365 #Limerick #WritingCommunity

There was an old lady called Dawn Who was sat looking rather forlorn Her man gave a shout And decided to pull out All interest was therefore withdrawn #emoetry #withdrawn #WritingCommunity #vss365

There was a young lady called Kate Who liked to listen and mediate Her husband called Micky Often wanted a quickie But it was only twenty past eight #vss365 #mediate #Limerick #WritingCommunity

There was an old lady called Dee Who lived in a house by the sea Her husband called Fred Did entreat her to bed But she had the doctors at twenty past three #vss365 #entreat #Limerick #WritingCommunity

There was a young man called Drake In festivities he loved to partake His wife felt the urge On the nearby grass verge Until he went and fell in the lake #vss365 #partake #Limerick #WritingCommunity

There was a lady who lived near the pass Who sold strawberries while sat on the grass Quite a few pickers Tried to get in her knickers It was a challenge they couldn't surpass #vss365 #surpass #Limerick #WritingCommunity

There was a young lady called Lorraine Who regaled with stories about Spain She felt quite a breeze When she stooped to her knees Because she left her thong on the plane #emoetry #regaled #Limerick #WritingCommunity #Poetry

Time to go shopping 🛍 The shops do not close until four She says she won't spend any more Assures me she'll try While pigs start to fly And unicorns run past the door #vss365 #assure #WritingCommunity

I wrote this for #MothersDay #vss365 #assure #WritingCommunity

We didn't meet in the most conventional way 💕 #vss365 #warmth #WritingCommunity

Bicep curls and chest presses Heart rate increasing Lifting and breathing, core engaged Reps not decreasing Push ups and abdominal crunches The sweat and grind is real The warmth in my muscles The definition so real #vss365 #warmth #WritingCommunity #Poetry

Reflecting on a Friday Chilling after my sauna Who knows what today will bring What could be round the corner A list as long as my arm Up and down the byways All for my beautiful Miss Right With the middle name of “always” #vss365 #corner #WritingCommunity

The weights are waiting There in the corner Cardio and abs Cool down and sauna The daily grind Out of the rut Before I start looking Like Jabba The Hut #vss365 #corner #WritingCommunity #Fitness #Workout

Evening everyone 🫶 another Limerick that I've just written ✍️ There was a young lady called Flora Who people called an explorer At her hotel in France She started to dance And caught her bra strap on the drawer #vss365 #Limerick #Humour #WritingCommunity #Poetry

There was an old lady called Precious Who was always refined and quite gracious She met a young gent With intentions misspent And he made her legs rather spacious #vss365 #precious #Limerick #Humour #WritingCommunity

One I wrote this morning ✍️ There was a young man called Hart Who often stood with his legs wide apart When posing one day In the queue at Subway He let out a massive great fart #Limerick #Humour #WritingCommunity #vss365

Fancied a change and it's me doing my best Ronnie Corbett 😉 #photography

Another wee Limerick of mine ✍️ There was a young man called Dyer Who claimed to be an experienced flyer On a TransAtlantic flight His belt was on tight And he spoke at least two octaves higher #Humour #Limerick #WritingCommunity #Poetry

There was a young lady called Claire Who was always so bonny and fair She really was a looker And men wanted…....to be friends It was the way she styled her hair ##vss365 #bonny #Limerick #WritingCommunity

There was an old vicar called Walter Full of life and not prone to falter In harmony with his flock Especially with Miss Stock They were found right under the altar #vss365 #harmony #Limerick #WritingCommunity

My fictional elderly couple 😉 ✍️ #Humour #WritingCommunity #PoetryCommunity

Morning 🌄 Another Limerick I've written ✍️ There was a young man called Russell Full of life and all hustle and bustle He went out for the night To find his Miss Right But only ended up pulling a muscle #Limerick #Humour #WritingCommunity #PoetryCommunity

Just a wee daft Limerick I've written 🖊 There was a young man called Miles Who made love in all kinds of styles One night after whisky He became rather frisky And grazed both his knees on the tiles #Limerick #Humour #WritingCommunity #PoetrySky

Strength and conditioning 💪 Chest presses ✔️ Shoulder presses ✔️ Bicep curls ✔️ Deadlifts ✔️ Forward/Reverse lunges ✔️ #Fitness #photography

Cardio workout ✔️ Smashed it 💪 #Fitness

Morning 🌄 🫶 Lower body strength supersets (after coffee) ☕️ Ready for Monday 💪 #photography

Closing out the weekend 🥱 #photography

Loading the dishwasher doesn't half take it out of you 😉 #photography

Morning 🌄🫶☕️ Muscle sculpting workout 💪 Protein shake ✔️ Coffee ☕️ Weekend reset 😎 #photography

It was about time that I changed my profile pic. Fluffy, comfy hoodie with a hint of specs appeal 👓 😉 #photography

I've been expecting you 😉 #photography

Morning 🌄 🫶 Coffee 1 Ironed it 0 #photography

A wee sketch of mine from a while back. Need to get into it again ✏️ #Art

Post workout relaxation mode activated 😎 #photography

Confidence in the goals 💪 #Fitness #photography

Upper body workout 💪 Bicep Curls ✔️ Hammer Curls ✔️ Chest presses ✔️ Shoulder presses ✔️ #Fitness #photography

Getting there 🏋‍♂️ #photography