Almost got her! How's it goin' poozers? Survivin' capitalism today? (Art sampled from "Blue Beetle" Vol. 10 #10 by Josh Trujillo, Adrián Gutiérrez, Wil Quintana, Lucas Gattoni, Andrew Marino, and Katie Kubert. Edits: Dialogue)

Can't be like Superman without educatin' yerself! (Art sampled from "Superman: The Last Days of Lex Luthor" Vol. 1 #1 by Mark Waid, Bryan Hitch, Kevin Nowlan, David Baron, Richard Starkings, Tyler Smith, Andrew Marino, and Chris Conroy. Edits: Colors, Visual Effects, and Captions.)

Green Arrow don't care 'bout yer dreams! But I do! What're ya dreamin' a doin' fer yer next project? Lemme know! (Art sampled from "Adventure Comics" Vol. 1 #262 by Robert Bernstein and Lee Elias. Edits: Caption)

If cops were superheroes, they'd be arrestin' ICE right now. Whaddya think a' cops, poozers? (Art sampled from "Green Arrow" Vol. 7 #31 by Chris Condon, Montos, Adriano Lucas, Buddy Beaudoin, Chris Rosa, and Paul Kaminski. Edits: Dialogue.)

Superman but evil = bad. Superman driven mad by horrors beyond mortal ken? Prob'ly still bad, but mebbe interesting! Whaddya think? (Art sampled from "Knight Terrors: First Blood" Vol. 1 #1 by Joshua Williamson, Howard Porter, Brad Anderson, Troy Peteri, and Ben Abernathy. Edits: Caption.)

We all do, Kate. We all do. (Art sampled from "Outsiders" Vol. 5 #8 by Jackson Lanzing, Collin Kelly, Robert Carey, Valentina Taddeo, Tom Napolitano, James Reid, Jessica Berbey, and Katie Kubert. Edits: Dialogue, SFX.)

Anyone but me readin' Immortal Legend Batman? whaddya think of Bats as a Super Sentai series? (Art sampled from "Immortal Legend Batman" Vol. 1 #5 by Kyle Higgens, Mat Groom, Erica D'Urso, Dan Mora, Igor Monti, Tamra Bonvillain, Becca Carey, Matt Levine, and Andrew Marino. Edits: Dialogue.)

*Looks at this meme I made before I realized I wuz autistic.* Huh. (Art sampled from "Green Lantern Corps" Vol. 2 #27 by Peter Tomasi, Luke Ross, Fabio Laguna, Nei Ruffino, Steve Wands, Adam Schlagman, and Eddie Berganza. Edits: Dialogue, background.)

Kilomin here. One of the most insidious cons of the Christofascist cults is the idea that they are the most fundamentally sound Christians. They pretend that they are the default, and that all other Christians have somehow fallen from their traditional, historical standards.

Facebook's been showin' me a lotta Young Earth Creationist con-artist pages lately. 1/4

Fridges and reboots sure do happen ta Supergirl a lot, huh? Why do ya think that is? (Art sampled from "Knight Terrors: Superman" Vol. 1 #1 by Joshua Williamson, Tom Reilly, Nathan Fairbairn, Ariana Maher, Paul Kaminski, and Jillian Grant. Edits: Dialogue and Labels.)

Sometimes some people, mostly liberals or fascist plants, think it's delusional to think any show of force will stop the fascists. But remember, fascists are absolute, total, ideological cowards. They're terrified all the time. Remember the cops in Uvalde? 1/3

What're some other favored liberal narratives? (Art sampled from "Nightwing" Vol. 4 #115 by Tom Taylor, Bruno Redondo, Adriano Lucas, Wes Abbott, Jessica Berbey, and Rob Levin. Edits: Dialogue.)

Call me a basic if ya like, it's a great song! Though that high note can crack reality. (Art sampled from "Shazam!" Vol. 5 #12 by Josie Campbell, Emanuela Lupacchino, Mike Norton, Patricia Mulvihill, Troy Peteri, Paul Kaminski, and Matthew Levine. Edits: Dialogue, music notes.)

Wear the swasti, get the punchy! (Art sampled from "Harley Quinn" Vol. 4 #57 by Elliott Kalan, Carlos Olivares, Marissa Louise, Lucas Gattoni, Arianna Turturro, James Reid, and Rob Levin. Edits: Dialogue.)

What're some other times fictional characters have pointed out "real life" physics that don't apply ta their universe? (Art sampled from "Final Crisis: Rage of the Red Lanterns" Vol. 1 #1. Edits: Altered Dialogue.)

"Critics say Melania is like bad propaganda films from nazi Germany or Stalin's Russia, but MAGA flocks to it! What can it mean!" Well off the top of my head I'd say it means nazis really like bad propaganda films a la nazi Germany an' Stalin's Russia. 1/2

I think it's a pretty cool name, Guy! What woudja name this band? (Art sampled from "Green Lantern Corps" Vol. 2 #28 by Peter Tomasi, Luke Ross, Fabio Laguna, Nei Ruffino, Steve Wands, Eddie Berganza, and Adam Schlagman, Edits: Dialogue, visual edits.)

Starfire what are you doing? What do ya think made her go nuclear? (Art sampled from "Tales of the Titans" Vol. 1 #1 by Shannon Hale, Dean Hale, Javier Rodríguez, Hassan Otsmane-Elhaou, Andrea Shea, Paul Kaminski. Edits: Added photo.)

I tell the normies I'm in social media management... What do ya tell the normies, poozers? (Art sampled from "John Constantine: Hellblazer: Dead in America" Vol. 1 #6 by Simon Spurrier, Aaron Campbell, Jordie Bellaire, Steve Wands, Matthew Levine, and Chris Conroy. Edits: Caption.)

What're yer favorite superhero fashions? (Art sampled from "World's Finest: Teen Titans" Vol. 1 #1 by Mark Waid, Emanuela Lupacchino, Jordie Bellaire, Steve Wands, Brittany Holzherr, Paul Kaminski, and Chris Rosa. Edits: Dialogue.)

Remember when an evil AI of Batman cloned an evil child Batman? Comics 'r strange sometimes. What're yer favorite strange moments in comics? (Art sampled from "Batman" Vol. 3 #148 by Chip Zdarsky, Jorge Jiménez, Tomeu Morey, Clayton Cowles, Ivan Cohen, and Katie Kubert. Edits: Dialogue.)

There's been a lot of writers making Batman a better father lately, but can we all admit he was a terrible father/mentor in Batman Beyond? (Art sampled from "Batman/Static Beyond" Vol. 1 #2 by Evan Narcisse, Nikolas Draper-Ivey, Wes Abbott, Marquis Draper, and Andrew Marino. Edits: Both captions.)

This is a deep math an' philosophy joke, cuz appealin' ta a broad audience is fer suckers! What're yer favorite deep math/philosophy jokes? (Art sampled from "Superboy: Man of Tomorrow" Vol. 1 #4 by Kenny Porter, Jahnoy Lindsay, Lucas Gattoni, Andrew Marino, and Katie Kubert. Edits: Labels.)

Of course he's got issues, he writes comic books! Ba dum bum! What's your thoughts on Miller? Any Miller comics ya really like? (Art sampled from "Blue Beetle" Vol. 10 #10 by Josh Trujillo, Adrián Gutiérrez, Wil Quintana, Lucas Gattoni, Andrew Marino, and Katie Kubert. Edits: Dialogue.)

BECAUSE HE'S (absolute) BATMAN!! (Art sampled from "Absolute Wonder Woman" Vol. 1 #15 by Kelly Thompson, Hayden Sherman, Jordie Bellaire, Becca Carey, Ash Padilla, and Chris Conroy. Edits: Dialogue.)

... i hate that middle dialogue balloon. I'll get around ta changin' it eventually. (Art sampled from "Power Girl" Vol. 3 #10 by Leah Williams, Eduardo Pansica, Júlio Ferreira, Romulo Fajardo Jr., Becca Carey, Jillian Grant, Brittany Holzherr, and Paul Kaminski. Edits: Dialogue.)

Writers sure do love havin' members a' the Bat Family turn evil! What's yer favorite bat heel turn? (Art sampled from "Batman" Vol. 3 #148 by Chip Zdarsky, Jorge Jiménez, Tomeu Morey, Clayton Cowles, Ivan Cohen, and Katie Kubert. Edits: Second panel dialogue.)

He got better real quick, but in the earliest Silver Age appearances of Krypto, Superboy wuz not a good owner! Also, don't use prong collars. (Art sampled from "Adventure Comics" Vol. 1 #262 by Otto Binder and George Papp. Edits: Dialogue, caption, art touch-up.)

What's yer favorite Batman Slaps Robin meme variation? (Art sampled from "Knight Terrors: Robin" Vol. 1 #1 by Kenny Porter, Miguel Mendonça, Adriano Lucas, Tom Napolitano, Arianna Turturro, Ben Abernathy, and Jessica Berbey. Edits: Dialogue, panel position)

What's yer weirdest "hear me out"? (Art sampled from "Green Lantern Corps" Vol. 2 #28 by Peter Tomasi, Luke Ross, Fabio Laguna, Nei Ruffino, Steve Wands, Eddie Berganza, and Adam Schlagman. Edits: Dialogue.)

Were ya a fan a' G.I.Joe? Which wuz yer favorite? (Art sampled from "Green Lantern Corps" Vol. 2 #27 by Peter Tomasi, Luke Ross, Fabio Laguna, Nei Ruffino, Steve Wands, Adam Schlagman, and Eddie Berganza. Edits: Dialogue.)

Who's yer favorite fictional little guy that you would do anythin' ta protect? (Art sampled from "Tales of the Titans" Vol. 1 #1 by Shannon Hale, Dean Hale, Javier Rodríguez, Hassan Otsmane-Elhaou, Andrea Shea, and Paul Kaminski. Edits: Label.)

Capitalism can only co-exist with technology until that technology starts gettin' close ta post-scarcity. then capitalism must suppress or corrupt that tech. (Art sampled from "Catwoman" Vol. 5 #66 by Tini Howard, Ivan Shavrin, Tom Napolitano, James Reid, and Arianna Turturro. Edits: Dialogue.)

Can't wait for Elder Scrolls 6! Not ta play, I'm just lookin' forward ta new glitch videos! (Art sampled from "Batman: The Brave and the Bold" Vol. 2 #14 by Tim Seeley, Kelley Jones, Michelle Madsen, Rob Leigh, Ben Meares, Chris Rosa, James Reid, and Katie Kubert. Edits: Dialogue, caption.)

What's a restaurant every planet should have? (Art sampled from "Titans" Vol. 4 #11 by Tom Taylor, Lucas Meyer, Adriano Lucas, Wes Abbott, Chris Rosa, Brittany Holzherr, and Paul Kaminski. Edits: Dialogue.)

Definitely my favorite Power Girl power! What innerscape thing would ya punch out, poozers? (Art sampled from "Knight Terrors: Action Comics" Vol. 1 #1 by Leah Williams, Vasco Georgiev, Alex Guimarães, Becca Carey, Jillian Grant, Brittany Holzherr, and Paul Kaminski. Edits: Caption.)

Trans amazons are canon. Athena herself has declared trans women ta be women. Bigots don't get comics. (Art sampled from "Wonder Woman" Vol. 6 #28 by Tom King, Daniel Sampere, Jorge Fornés, Tomeu Morey, Clayton Cowles, Marquis Draper, and Brittany Holzherr. Edits: Dialogue.)

"But that won't work in the real world" then figgur out what will! Experiment! Be messy! (Art sampled from "Harley Quinn" Vol. 4 #41 by Tini Howard, Sweeny Boo, Steve Wands, James reid, Arianna Turturro, and Rob Levin. Edits: Dialogue, Balloons)

The "Democrats are bad too so do absolutely nothing" crowd are gettin' an early start this year. As always, my position is there's nothing better ya can do in the ballot box than vote fer the lesser evil. 1/7

This is quality Zucchini humor! (Art sampled from "The Bat-Man: Second Knight" by Dan Jurgens, Mike Perkins, Mike Spicer, Simon Bowland, Matthew Levine, and Chris Conroy. Edits: Dialogue.)

Oh dear. Facebook's algorithm has led me ta choose chaos today. Probably not the wisest thing to do, but ya know what? His beloved goose-steppers are killin' my people, so f**k him.

Oh dear. Facebook's algorithm has led me ta choose chaos today. Probably not the wisest thing to do, but ya know what? His beloved goose-steppers are killin' my people, so f**k him.

I'm still depressed over, well, *gestures at everything*, but I'm back from my mini-break. Thanks ta all ya' poozers who said such wonderful things while I wuz away. An' thanks ta the fascists who tried ta kick me when I wuz down, remindin' me that spite is a valid reason ta do stuff too! 1/2

I ain't sayin' there weren't spectacular 90s pop culture shows but the quality a' our pop culture on the whole is far better than the 90s. (Art sampled from "Adventures of Superman: Jon Kent" Vol. 1 #5. Edits: Caption.)

I would love this coat, wouldn't you? What's yer favorite leftist in-joke? (Art sampled from "Power Girl" Vol. 3 #10 by Leah Williams, Eduardo Pansica, Júlio Ferreira, Romulo Fajardo Jr., Becca Carey, Jillian Grant, Brittany Holzherr, and Paul Kaminski. Edits: Jacket logo.)

Kilomin here. Still no memes today. Tomorrow though. Today I intended on doing memes, but instead I was dealing with government maliciousness.

No posts today. I'm tired. I'm tired of fighting the nazis on one side, liberals on the other, and the occasional attack from leftists who may or may not be actual leftists. I need a day to decompress. 1/11

Why do ya think his glasses glow like that? (Art sampled from "Nightwing" Vol. 4 #114 by Tom Taylor, Bruno Redondo, Adriano Lucas, Wes Abbot, Jessica Berbey, and Katie Kubert. Edits: Dialogue.)

Unionize today! An' if yer in a union, start goin' ta the meetin's! Unions are pre-made local organizations, an' a strong union with active members is a powerhouse against capitalism and tyranny! (Art sampled from "Knight Terrors: Harley Quinn" Vol. 1 #1. Edits: Caption.)