The bilingual phone is killing Facebook‘s email notifications.

Post your fav Lord of the Rings character. Wrong answers only.

You‘re trapped in the last TV show you watched, where are you? Boop

Berlin area folks: I am in need of a job. My German is not fluent and I don’t really have credentials other than a university degree. I can start immediately. Please let me know if you hear of anything. Thanks.

If you see this post a Star Trek

I called my car K.I.T.T. when I mentioned that if I do home office it will autonomously pick up my carpool person. (It won’t) He’s 29, he got the reference. He said because he has parents that are 60. I am old…

I find it disrespectful of some media outlets are using the Berlin blackout to beat the drum about „exploding“ heatpumps in their headlines and how frost can cause them issues. It’s seriously dumb headlines using an absolute edge case as the norm to trash talk a technology that is neither new 1/2

This was decidedly not fun but eventually I made it back home in my tiny electric Opel

It is January 3rd, 2026. A store in Lower Saxony still has these… You know, the attach them to a bottle for an indoor fireworks kinda pyrotechnics.

It’s the 25th of December, Christmas morning in a Berlin suburb. The realization slowly hits but unlike the kid who we lost due to her job in retail, I did not get whammed. It was stressful and I salute the heroes who fell on the way. It is over. For now… #whamageddon

www.n-tv.de/auto/Ladesae... I realized 8 chargers at my workplace place this year that are public. We have customers that stay for usually 4 hours during a simulator session and they can easily recharge during that time. If they even have to. Instead of wasting time at gas stations.

@profanity.accountant how much do I do this?

You’ve just died. 6th picture in your gallery is what killed you. Well…. I’ve been telling the guy who sent me this picture that his electrician bypassed the RCD on most breakers and his home is unsafe for it! I guess I should have been a little less hands on here…

So Bayern doesn’t win the first time this season and for the first time in 17 matches across seasons and Sky has nothing better to do than praise the fuck out of them for coming back against Union? Also that offside against Ansah? Really?!? #FCUFCB

I have been able to sell both tickets at a reasonable price. Thanks everyone who help boost this. It was supposed to be a thing with my mom but her knee doesn’t cooperate. I hope the folks that got the tickets will have an amazing evening!

I might have an extra ticket for Volbeat in Berlin. Two if you don’t want to go with me. It’s this Saturday the 4th at the Uber arena thing!

Hello @sentimentbot.bsky.social

@mickybeisenherz.bsky.social weil es ja auch am Montag bei ApoFiKa als es um Meinungsfreiheit und den Mord and Charlie Kirk ging, besprochen wurde. Ich ich würde mich nicht wundern, dass das am Mittwoch vielleicht auch ein Thema wird. #ApoFika

How is it that the employee feedback survey tells me my manager isn’t my manager but his manager is my manager which means I am on the same level as my manager?! What is this communication? And is the employee feedback survey the place to actually bitch about it? 😂

This was supposed to be comedy, right? Right?! youtu.be/XUSiCEx3e-0?...

So… in other words: if Merz is trying to cut 5 billion at Bürgergeld, he’s majorly hitting people that aren’t making enough money to survive with it, that are taking care of family members and can’t work because of that or that are simply children.

Was it so hard not to turn everything upside down while I was on vacation? Two meetings in and I want to head back to Denmark already. Ok you got me. I wanted to go back to Denmark before I even left it. Work is still crazy though.

Was headed for a very good Greek restaurant last night to pick up food and passed a bunch of red balloons on the way. Driving back I saw a poster of Lars Klingbeil. Turns out he visited my old home region and had a townhall there. I’d have had questions had I known and not fresh food in the car.

What Gif pops up first when you type your name? Is also today’s mood.

Slightly diminish a band: Queens of the Ice Age

Still over an hour to go and I already see people in my band‘s shirt. Okay they’re my band at the moment but it counts!

Today I’ll be on stage, pretending I can sing before a crowd just like I did last year. It’s going to be good, I think. Nervous? Stage fright? Not one bit!

Stop scrolling and post two characters who bring you joy and happiness

Every convo the 60+yo at work is about how everything is worse these days. Would it be „we had less global warming“ or „less social media“, I’d get it. Instead it’s about vegan food, electric cars and people not wanting to work 50+h every week for scraps. Kill me if I ever become like that please🫠

If you see this, post a #castle

Quote with your first gaming console:

No cheating, post your Lock Screen, shave your head and drink wiper fluid (only if lemon scented) *added instructions may be followed at your own risk

I just read an article that „dynamic driving“ is healthier for an EV battery! But even under the worst circumstances, the batteries tested achieved over 500,000km and still had a state of health over 85%. That is 312,500 miles. I think this warrants this roadster to preserve battery life: 1/2

I’ve done the trip again, this time in my Opel Mokka at almost ideal EV conditions (little amount of rain and lots of traffic around Brandenburg a.d.H aside). Keeping the speed at 110kph max, I needed one charge stop shortly past the halfway point which I got to with 18% SoC remaining.

The Spreewald is lovely and absolutely worth a trip, especially if you like hiking, biking and most importantly being on the water in a kayak or paddleboat. It’s lush and green and there’s definitely a larger variety of pickles than people. 1/x

Time to pick your apocalypse persona and here, ladies and gentlemen and everyone in between is mine:

Nothing beats a mandatory web based training about AI risks on a Friday afternoon. The best part? It’s entirely AI generated…

Post a song from the year you turned 12? Sure! 🎙️Aqua 🔊Barbie Girl youtu.be/ZyhrYis509A?...

@mmadventures.bsky.social The Germans are getting there, now and slowly: www.tagesschau.de/wirtschaft/v...

Deutsche Bahn should consider suing over name rights to their Inter City Express

Watched the F1 Movie last night and actually enjoyed it a lot more than I should have. Biggest surprise? Kid isn’t a fan of Motorsports but spontaneously decided to come along and liked it too.

Excuse me?

Tech people question: Your entire company uses proxy servers and VPNs. You do not have a YouTube account signed in and open it on your work laptop for the same time. Do you see just randomized content or suggestions based on your company’s (or office location‘s) normal use?

Eh, nein?

I find it interesting that the Germans opposing rainbow themed flags are usually anti-Muslim but don’t want pride flags around because it might offend Muslim customers 🤔

I’d say the A6 as efficient as the much bigger and more luxurious EQS but it’s also 10 degrees warmer! Either way, both those EVs can make the trip to my parents without charging on the road. Annoying side note. At 20% left the car wanted to change to efficiency+, reducing the infos on the display

Time for another roundtrip to visit my parents. Since I am having a few items to transport that my EV won’t fit I rented again SIXT gave me an Audi A6 e-tron with just 98km on the clock. Will see how this compares to the EQS from March and the EVs I’ve tried so far.

My learning from taking a step into local politic works last night: When there’s actual political work that has a real impact, AfD seats are empty. I asked and this is often the case. So if someone votes AfD into their city hall, they basically elect an empty seat and no representation.

Describe yourself with a building

My own car is an Opel, bought in the town of Ottersberg. There used to be a VW dealer that didn’t survive Dieselgate there. The dealership real estate was purchased by a multi brand operation that went bankrupt. Now it’s the Tesla Bremen/Hamburg shop. Yesterday 7 Teslas burned down there.