What the hell did you eat.

My new grift is walking into casinos and pretending im a dealer when i dont actually work there

Alright… fine… I’ll be out late… #fishfearme

You’re coming to Grizzco with me

NO THEY’LL GET CANCELLED WE NEED TO PAY THEM OFF

What…

YOU MAKE ME SOUND LAME OLD MAN

Grah

Okay!!!! Okay!!!!!!!! Yippee!!!!!!!!!!!

Can I watch you try them on. I mean help. Can I help.

Woah… those are some rare colors.

Don’t we all have a couple little fourlings running around

Say you’re sorry right the fuck now

Yeah yeah rephrase all you want, I’ll restate ARE YOU STUPID? In what world would I not care?! We’re not exactly strangers you big glizzy. You think I’ll be happy when we can’t banter anymore?

Ohhhhhh okay so when I WANNA DO IT IT’S A PROBLEM it’s okay I know what it’s like to be INTIMIDATED #sorry

Are you stupid that’s sweet as hell. #gayassoldman

… I was just messing around but now I’m emotional #whocuttheonions

How much did you order while I was out of that email. This is the opposite of an upset question.

What if I wore spongebong speedo where the nose is my little four

It’s okay Octy I’ll put your ashes back together

I’m not tryna look at spongeboobs thanks

So many places still need one to sign up…. Also how else am I track all the things YOU order on my account.

YOU’RE DEAD? #PACKWATCH

Oh my god I finally got my #account back. That’s the last time I click emails that say they’re from Ryan Wet Floor #lostinthesauce

What… Hwuh…. What do you mean…. 🥺…

I want to see boobies but I just see a bug eyed freak of a security system #thanksmarina

:)

💛4/8❤️

Okaaaaay okaaaaay….. …also…. Dessert….

I… It’s all for you though! But… If you’re sure.

I mean… I made it with way more than just that! Like little sesame seeds and macaroni!

Thank god she likes it… that took forever to whip up…

I know I should have added the breadcrumbs #failure

You know #dababy

Don’t ever tell me I don’t treat her like a Princess. Dinner’s served babe.

Les goooo

Ohh happy little friends! ₍ ..̮ ₎ ❃ ⁽ ˙˙̮ ⁾❃₍ ..̮ ₎ ❃⁽ ˙˙̮ ⁾

Oh—… I. Well I… think we would be an awesome team for one! I can’t think of anything that would slow us down..! — … …You think that would have changed anything?

Well because you are. Duh. You’ve got the nerd brain and I’ve got the cool brain so we make the perfect team!

Yyyyyyyyyeees. Yes! You got that fast!!

It’s when you like. It’s slang for unmmmmmm. Like. You know. I do it.

I read a post that said it once and it was really funny so I thought I’d try it

It’s fine. It’s better now.

He didn’t treat me or my mom right. Got physical. Not much more to it than that! Not really even worth talking about.

He’s not welcome lest he meet the barrel of my hero shot #LOL

Daddy’s Home.

I’ll be home soooooon okay.?

I can make it spin

You don’t wanna even begin to know what I’m cooking for April Fools #showdonttell